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March 22, 2010 7:12 AM

Monday Morning Nerd-Porn
posted by jtron (28 comments total)

There are no naked nerds here, you sir are a liar.
posted by The Whelk at 7:14 AM on March 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

Oooooh. This is fascinating. Love the old Apple I ad (pdf). Six times faster than a teletype! :)
posted by zarq at 7:30 AM on March 22, 2010

Also: OMG they built a Zaltair!
posted by jtron at 7:41 AM on March 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

I guess I don't get how 420 applies here.
posted by Dr-Baa at 7:41 AM on March 22, 2010

Maybe I need more coffee. Or something stronger.

Like Hitler's birthday.
posted by Dr-Baa at 7:43 AM on March 22, 2010

Survey: which link did you click first?
posted by ejoey at 7:57 AM on March 22, 2010

ejoey: "Porn", of course. I was not disappointed.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 8:05 AM on March 22, 2010

Charming Dog Pictures, you say?
posted by shmegegge at 8:16 AM on March 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

Wow. Just wow.
posted by beelzbubba at 8:20 AM on March 22, 2010

Timeline for this post:
0:01: "I'm gonna snark about how no one is naked" *CLICK*
0:05: "What's this? A Tripod page? 1995 called and they want their hosting back." *CLICK*
0:07: Oh man D&D art awesome!
posted by griphus at 8:44 AM on March 22, 2010

I don't know what it says about me that I clicked "Nerd" before "Porn."
posted by lore at 8:44 AM on March 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

The style and content of the Apple logo in that brochure says it all, really.
posted by invitapriore at 8:48 AM on March 22, 2010

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posted by invitapriore at 9:15 AM on March 22, 2010

I clicked "nerd" first.

Cause I'm a nerd.
posted by meh at 9:20 AM on March 22, 2010

I want to borrow this one so bad.
posted by elmono at 9:33 AM on March 22, 2010

This one. Frames!
posted by elmono at 9:35 AM on March 22, 2010

If you're playing stand up console video games in a suit jacket and stripey tie, you sir are a stone cold hard core nerd.
posted by Smedleyman at 10:02 AM on March 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

Holy smokes, I had that very D&D basic set. The memories...
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 10:06 AM on March 22, 2010

Mmmmm, IMSAI. Turns out the Wargames model is going for sale.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 10:10 AM on March 22, 2010

I don't know what it says about me that I clicked "Monday" before "nerd" or "porn".
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:29 AM on March 22, 2010

Erol Otus fans represent!
posted by GuyZero at 10:39 AM on March 22, 2010

When I was a kid, Erol Otus was my favorite artist. I copied and emulated everything of his I could get my hands on.

I still love Erol Otus.
posted by jeff-o-matic at 10:48 AM on March 22, 2010

The creator of the Erol Otus shrine has a blog that is totally great.
posted by jtron at 11:18 AM on March 22, 2010

Wow. Three out of four ain't bad. I still own that very D&D book, had several of those Atari carts, and had a lasertronic printer in my garage for a year (parted it out with a saws-all).

Oooooohh, I'm all goose-pimply.
posted by michaelmuller at 8:13 PM on March 22, 2010

heehee! i liked the picture of my old atari 1050 floppy drive...

thanks man!
posted by winston smith at 8:46 PM on March 22, 2010

Pfft, Otus - stoner crayon art, fit only for black velvet wall hangings. Gimme Elmore's scantily clad Cleric any day.

Yeah baby, rub ointment on your female companion's upper thigh wound. Rub it in reeeeal slow.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 1:46 AM on March 23, 2010

Dragon magazine for the win. I just had a major "help me Mr Wizard" moment.
posted by humboldt32 at 10:05 AM on March 23, 2010

Wow. You win for most bored "Yeah, what's this gonna b--- OH YES!" transformation I've experienced on the blue. Nice one.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 3:41 PM on March 23, 2010