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March 24, 2010 11:45 AM   Subscribe

Aliens vs. Pooh
posted by Uther Bentrazor (35 comments total) 19 users marked this as a favorite

 
It's so much more friendly with two.
posted by swift at 11:53 AM on March 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


.....I feel genuinely unsettled by reading this.
posted by The Whelk at 12:00 PM on March 24, 2010


Some of these are strange, but Tigger in the Powerloader and Eyeore's grown chestburster are great.

Also, once on the alt.alien newsgroup someone wondered what would happen if the egg behind Kane had opened, leading to a discussion of the ass-hugger.
posted by Brainy at 12:00 PM on March 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


Now I want to color.
posted by cashman at 12:01 PM on March 24, 2010 [2 favorites]


I am not showing this to my SO. His love of Piglet is such that he would be really really bothered by this.

Oh bother.
posted by FritoKAL at 12:03 PM on March 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


"Fire is the only way to cleanse the wood!"

Pooh speak for "It's the only way to be sure."

quin speak for "I should probably clean out my car."
posted by quin at 12:05 PM on March 24, 2010


It's a useful host to keep things in.
posted by Babblesort at 12:05 PM on March 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


The 100 Acre Brood?
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:09 PM on March 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


Animated favicons are always a little disconcerting, to me. Something about them feels like it is violating some social convention, or something. Also it is slightly distracting.
posted by paisley henosis at 12:14 PM on March 24, 2010


[h]
posted by flippant at 12:17 PM on March 24, 2010


Loved it!
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:18 PM on March 24, 2010


Piglet's facial misadventure was disturbing, indeed.
posted by cavalier at 12:25 PM on March 24, 2010


Indeed, the words "Piglet" and "facial" in the same sentence are disturbing, indeed.
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:33 PM on March 24, 2010


excuse me, but Winnie The Pooh is stuffed with fluff, not blood.
posted by shmegegge at 12:35 PM on March 24, 2010


Poor Eeyore. :(
posted by brand-gnu at 12:35 PM on March 24, 2010


Here is Tigger doing what Tiggers do best...
Operaying hydrulic exoskeletons.


Pure fucking unadulterated genius.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:23 PM on March 24, 2010 [2 favorites]


Apparently, I can't type worth shit while rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:24 PM on March 24, 2010


Needed more Tigger. Can you even imagine what an unstoppable force a TiggAlien would be? The bouncing ability alone!
posted by Strange Interlude at 1:27 PM on March 24, 2010


what the christ did i just read
posted by EndsOfInvention at 1:58 PM on March 24, 2010


Ummmmmmm, I must confess to being bewildered.
posted by puddinghead at 4:55 PM on March 24, 2010


Loved the drawing and the idea had a lot of potential, but it was all meh in the end.
posted by kirkaracha at 6:46 PM on March 24, 2010


I want to find out more about this king and his art-school-attending mouse-headed daughter.
posted by dunkadunc at 7:02 PM on March 24, 2010


Lost me at Pooh in crossdress.
posted by humannaire at 7:35 PM on March 24, 2010


But humannaire - Pooh looks good! Go girl!
posted by porpoise at 8:33 PM on March 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


Fantastic, thanks. The link should go to the first page though.
posted by muckster at 8:39 PM on March 24, 2010


First page, that is. I wondered why there was a credit for 'hardcover' at the end and no link to purchase said book...
posted by mcrandello at 10:44 PM on March 24, 2010


Wow. That was awesome. Thanks for that, and apologies to everyone I will now forward that link to.
posted by Ghidorah at 10:57 PM on March 24, 2010


Hudson: Maybe it's like an anthive?
Vasquez: Bees, man. Bees have hives!
Pooh: Mmmm...hunny.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 1:26 AM on March 25, 2010


[h]

[OMG]
posted by slater at 4:28 AM on March 25, 2010


Lost me at Pooh in crossdress.
posted by humannaire at 9:35 PM on March 24 [+] [!]

But humannaire - Pooh looks good! Go girl!
posted by porpoise at 10:33 PM on March 24 [+] [!]

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that if you made a Pooh doll with a life-like vagina someone would buy it. I don't want to know or even meet that person.
posted by Daddy-O at 5:56 AM on March 25, 2010


Crap, my bad re: first page, one of you benevolent mods want to fix that for me?
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 6:26 AM on March 25, 2010


I pretty much only like it when we talk about Aliens.
posted by Jofus at 6:27 AM on March 25, 2010


James James 
Morrison Morrison

Weatherby George Dupree

Flew through space with his Mother

Though he was only three

James James Said to his Mother

"Mother," he said, said he;

“You must always avoid

Barren planetoids,

Unless you set down with me.”
posted by Jofus at 6:28 AM on March 25, 2010


I checked this out yesterday and came back to say that I am still disturbed by it. My 1 year old daughter has a Pooh doll in her room, and now when I see it these odd little cartoon comes back to me and I think about her surviving me in a world inhabited by these sad, doomed little creatures and it's frankly kind of depressing. But then we go to the park and things are okay again.
posted by onlyconnect at 2:40 PM on March 25, 2010


Wow, that was uniquely horrifying and frighteningly compelling. It's unsettling and even disturbing, but it's quite the page-turner (sort of a John Dies at the End vibe).
posted by OverlappingElvis at 7:46 PM on March 25, 2010


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