Comments on: Dog Eats Car

Dog Eats Car

atomicmedia — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:02:33 -0800

Dog eats car.

By: edgeways

edgeways — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:04:50 -0800

Look Ma, I caught one! I caught One!

By: nola

nola — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:07:06 -0800

See, even dogs don't like cops. sorry.

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:18:13 -0800

If they had tasered the dog, we would have had a REAL Metafilter thread... that said... damn, that's a great dog!

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:21:42 -0800

One of my cats is named Winston and I have no doubt the crazy little fucker would try something similar. Gotta be the name. It channels cigar butts and tommy guns.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:23:14 -0800

Needs the "OMNOMNOM" tag.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:24:01 -0800

He was just hanging out with the wrong crowd! Those other dogs talked him into it.

By: Poet_Lariat

Poet_Lariat — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:29:21 -0800

It's a dog eat car world out there.

By: ZenMasterThis

ZenMasterThis — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:37:21 -0800

Dog, Hell; I've been known to do that after a few beers...

By: nevercalm

nevercalm — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:41:08 -0800

Truly an awesome animal.

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:51:54 -0800

Awwww! The doggy thinks he's Overbuilt! All the other dogs are saying "You caught one? You're not supposed to catch them!"

By: eddydamascene

eddydamascene — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:56:27 -0800

If they had tasered the dog, we would have had a REAL Metafilter thread... Wront wrase me wro!

By: crazylegs

crazylegs — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:57:41 -0800

I'm surprised the cops didn't go for the black dog.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:00:07 -0800

Good restraint on the cops' part. That must have been very alarming.

By: Juicy Avenger

Juicy Avenger — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:08:43 -0800

Cop car bumpers taste like Beggin Strips, duh

By: a non e mouse

a non e mouse — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:12:39 -0800

The Karma was eaten by the Dogma. That said - the other day, a dog in my home town (pit bull, no less) did a similar thing to an elderly woman's arms - a major WTF...

By: jammy

jammy — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:16:58 -0800

go Winston!

By: Juicy Avenger

Juicy Avenger — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:18:10 -0800

it's baconnnn _{sorry, had to}

By: Doohickie

Doohickie — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:28:18 -0800

That said - the other day, a dog in my home town (pit bull, no less) did a similar thing to an elderly woman's arms - a major WTF... Oh, but pits are so ky00t...... : /

By: ErWenn

ErWenn — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:47:25 -0800

Is this why they're not making Crown Victorias anymore?

By: markkraft

markkraft — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:58:03 -0800

Big deal. I'm sure I can google up something similar... Man eats... nooooooo!

By: Kloryne

Kloryne — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:00:38 -0800

Awww... doggie.

By: Drexen

Drexen — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:00:52 -0800

Now that's a dog that's destined for a rather less pleasant encounter with a vehicle, if it isn't trained/restrained properly...

By: cmoj

cmoj — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:21:56 -0800

From a non e mouse's link: A NEIGHBOUR who beat off a male pit bull cross that was savaging a 67-year-old Portland woman saved her life, a paramedic said yesterday. Ahem...

By: atomicmedia

atomicmedia — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:07:26 -0800

oh i like this vid better, none of the cnn crap

By: lazaruslong

lazaruslong — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:54:57 -0800

eddydamascene: "If they had tasered the dog, we would have had a REAL Metafilter thread... Wront wrase me wro!" hahahahahahahhahahaahhahhaahahha

By: lazaruslong

lazaruslong — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:55:04 -0800

!!!

By: DZack

DZack — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 23:09:01 -0800

Wow markkraft, I was not ready for that.

By: fshgrl

fshgrl — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 23:16:47 -0800

That dog wasn't acting aggressively, it's body language says that it was having a fun old time treating the car as a giant tug of war opponent. It's a Very Bad Dog but it's not being aggressive. It probably thought there were no people around to see what he was doing. The other dog knows they're in trouble though. Look at him when the cop hits the siren- dude, someone's watching, we gotta get out of here!

By: bicyclefish

bicyclefish — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:10:57 -0800

On the downside: Bad dog! No! On the upside: Good cop! Yes, who's a good cop? Have a donut!

By: zarq

zarq — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:09:03 -0800

Wront wrase me wro! BWAH!!!!!! Hilarious! :)

By: Servo5678

Servo5678 — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:56:31 -0800

No, not the car! Don't eat the car! Tom Hanks will be furious!

By: lost_cause

lost_cause — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:37:34 -0800

It's awesome when your hometown makes MetaFilter. Apparently, the cops did try tasers and pepper spray on the dog, and I'm really surprised they didn't shoot it or have it immediately put down. Yesterday, a judge ordered Winston to obedience training.

By: warbaby

warbaby — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:49:48 -0800

I hope this doesn't trigger an epidemic of teen-aged flash mobs rubbing meat on police car bumpers.

By: kurumi

kurumi — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 08:20:34 -0800

Let me know when a car eats dog. Now that's news.

By: quin

quin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:39:31 -0800

I just want to hear the conversation that took place between the two squad cars; "Hey, Unit 1, remember when we left this morning, and your car had a front bumper?.."

By: neworder7

neworder7 — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:36:21 -0800

Not only dogs, donkeys also eat cars too.