Don't take the hot booty call lady to nanas

March 28, 2010 9:11 PM

Clothing for Correspondence will write a letter for you. Just send them ... old clothes. Whether you're trying to woo a pretty circus girl or trying to help your ex avoid taking the hot booty call lady to nana's house for dinner, they have you covered. [via]
posted by cashman (7 comments total)

Great idea, might work. But, I don't have any lady's clothes. Any MeFite up for a trade? I'll send you a nice guy's sweater (cashmere) in burgundy size large. It's well-washed but got a few pellets. In trade, you'll send your kit to the above address along with my letter notes. Cheers in advance and please reply via mefi mail. I have a blue Brooks Brothers cotton/cashmere sweater in size XL also, if someone wants to organize a second, third, and fourth letter.
posted by parmanparman at 9:32 PM on March 28, 2010

This is a novel way of bartering.
posted by LSK at 9:59 PM on March 28, 2010

Crosses the border between bizarre and brilliant with style. It's genius, even if there's no way of telling what kind of genius.

Only problem: I have no women's clothes to give them. I'll have to ask them to write me a letter asking my women friends for their old clothes to pay for the writing of the letter they just received. Payment on delivery, right?
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 10:39 PM on March 28, 2010

my girlfriend is a pretty circus girl. I am going to use all these tricks to woo her even more.
posted by Brainy at 10:59 PM on March 28, 2010

Written by one or more Aussies, methinks. Bonza!
posted by nonspecialist at 1:03 AM on March 29, 2010

You will kiss until the mozzies have drawn lumps on every inch of your bare skin. He’ll go to take your hand. He’ll say, Oh my God you’ve got massive hands! (Even though your hands are actually quite petite.) You might find his lack of suaveness refreshing, endearing even. You’ll walk back to his house with one of your monster-huge hands in his and your sticky Callipo wrapper in the other hand.

This site, it's hamburger, no?
posted by porpoise at 3:02 AM on March 29, 2010

I think those letters are overpriced.
posted by pinky at 8:44 AM on March 29, 2010