guest@xkcd:/$ make me a sandwich What? Make it yourself. guest@xkcd:/$ sudo make me a sandwich Okay. guest@xkcd:/$Okay, I figured that one out on my own. I cheated for the rest and read the sourcecode.
guest@xkcd:/$ apt-get
This APT has Super Cow Powers.TerminalShell.commands['man'] = function(terminal, what) {
pages = {
'last': 'Man, last night was AWESOME.',
'help': 'Man, help me out here.',
'next': 'Request confirmed; you will be reincarnated as a man next.',
'cat': 'You are now riding a half-man half-cat.'
};
if (!oneLiner(terminal, what, pages)) {
terminal.print('Oh, I\'m sure you can figure it out.');
}
};guest@xkcd:/$ vi You should really use emacs. guest@xkcd:/$ emacs You should really use vim.
finger. But trying lpr made up for it.guest@xkcd:/$ uname Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulatoralso...
guest@xkcd:/$ xkcd Yes?
guest@xkcd:/$ asl
Exactly your age/A gender you're attracted to/Far far away.ssh works, but ssh some-server gets "unrecognized command". No, you do recognize the command! You just did! Aren't you parsing this input at all?ls on, you always get the same directory listing. ls = ls fora/. :(
guest@xkcd:/$ make love
Unrecognized command.
guest@xkcd:/$ make
Unrecognized command.
guest@xkcd:/$ gcc
Unrecognized command.
guest@xkcd:/$ nethack
Unrecognized command.
date doesn't change depending on the date of the most recently viewed strip.guest@xkcd:/$ sudo apt-get dist-upgrade You are already running Linux. guest@xkcd:/$ su God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.
guest@xkcd:/$ go up You cannot go up. guest@xkcd:/$ go down On our first date? guest@xkcd:/$HAH!
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