INT. MOS EISLEY - CANTINA
As Han is about to leave, Guido, a slimy orange-skinned alien with a short, spiky haircut full of product, pokes a gun in his side. The creature speaks in a foreign tongue translated into English subtitles.
GUIDO Ay, yo, you goin' somewheah, Solo?
HAN Yes, Guido. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money.
Han sits down and the alien sits across from him holding the gun on him.
GUIDO It's too fuckin’ late. You shoulda paid ‘im when you had the chance. Jabba's put some dough on ya head, so large that every mothafuckin’ bounty hunter in the fuckin’ galaxy will be looking for you. I'm fuckin’ lucky I found you first.
HAN Yeah, but this time I got the money.
GUIDO Yo, give it to me an’ Imma forget I fuckin’ found you.
HAN I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba...
GUIDO Jabba's don’t want none o’ ya shit. He ain’t got notime for smugglas who drop their fuckin’ shipments at the first sign of an Imperial fuckin’ cruiser.
HAN Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
Han Solo slowly reaches for his gun under the table.
GUIDO You can tell that shit to Jabba. He might only take ya fuckin’ ship.
HAN Over my dead body.
GUIDO That’s what I’m fuckin’ talkin’ about! I've been wantin’ to fuckin’ kill you for a long fuckin’ time.
HAN Yes, I'll bet you have.
Suddenly the slimy alien disappears in a blinding flash of light. Han pulls his smoking gun from beneath the table as the other patron look on in bemused amazement. Han gets up and starts out of the cantina, flipping the bartender some coins as he leaves.
HAN Sorry about the fuckin’ mess.
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