The Onion returns!

July 17, 2001 5:17 PM

The Onion returns! Now, if only they'll print more Smoove B...
posted by solistrato (20 comments total)

What Do You Think?
re: Gary Condit:

"I am enraged by Condit's evasiveness. Just tell us, yes or no: Did you have butt sex?"
posted by o2b at 6:19 PM on July 17, 2001

"It turns out that a journey through the nine circles of hell is a good concept for an epic poem, but not for a restaurant."

Well, that ruins my future plans...
posted by dagnyscott at 7:00 PM on July 17, 2001

I am such an idiot. Had I realized Bush's plan was really to clean up the National Parks I would have no problem with it. Stupid Democrats! Don't they want us to clean up ANWAR too?
posted by owillis at 7:31 PM on July 17, 2001

This sounds like a headline in the Onion
posted by Mick at 7:31 PM on July 17, 2001

Not only have they returned, those bastards are spying on me.
posted by moss at 7:37 PM on July 17, 2001

Dammit, mick, that was MY joke! Grrr- that's the last time I leave my computer to go eat dinner!
posted by hincandenza at 7:37 PM on July 17, 2001

For anyone who cares: perhaps my favorite Onion bit.
posted by jpoulos at 7:47 PM on July 17, 2001

The onion is good. But for straight political stuff, there' s no place like DangFuinny
posted by brucec at 7:52 PM on July 17, 2001

It's not a thread until brucec plugs his website ;)
posted by turaho at 8:15 PM on July 17, 2001

Smoove B? F that! I want more of the H-Dog!
posted by pnevares at 8:15 PM on July 17, 2001

Thanks. I needed a good laugh this morning.
posted by cmacleod at 9:36 PM on July 17, 2001

brucec: it only would've been more pathetic if you'd just said. hey guys, please please please check out my website, it's real funny!!!
posted by Karl at 11:28 PM on July 17, 2001

The Onion is good. But for straight brucec jokes, there's no place like MeFi.
posted by dogwelder at 11:53 PM on July 17, 2001

This is my favorite Onion story of all time. Why? Probably because I've dreamed it.
posted by owillis at 12:44 AM on July 18, 2001

owillis,

That photo was on my desktop for months. Good stuff.
posted by Optamystic at 1:58 AM on July 18, 2001

Hey that's all pretty funny. Well, shameless I may be. But heck these are rough times and a man's got a do what a man's got to do. Besides, self post as it may have been. It was very much on topic
posted by brucec at 5:21 AM on July 18, 2001

...and he's arrogant and unapologetic too!

Whatever.
posted by jpoulos at 8:10 AM on July 18, 2001

al-Bassaleh: the Palestinian Onion. [via Fark]
posted by tamim at 11:44 AM on July 18, 2001

My personal favorite headline is from the "Our Stupid Century," or whatever it was called.

Sanford, Son, injured in Watts riots.
posted by skwm at 1:47 PM on July 18, 2001

have made 203 comments a small percentage, yes, have mention my site.

cheer up, dude.
posted by brucec at 8:59 AM on July 19, 2001