"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"

July 18, 2001 10:26 AM

"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????" Famous last words of RPGers. Geeks of all kind will revel in it's nostalgic value. (via zannah.)
posted by lotsofno (10 comments total)

Reminds me of the Emo Phillips line, "well, I dropped out of college because my dungeons and dragons character was killed..."
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 10:32 AM on July 18, 2001

My favorite: "Wonder what this button does ?"

This list reminds me of the perennial redneck joke. "What are a redneck's last words? Watch me do this!"
posted by trox at 10:45 AM on July 18, 2001

no no no. It's "watch this ya'all. hold my beer"
posted by samsara at 10:57 AM on July 18, 2001

must...resist...urge...to...reveal...dorkiness...

So...if a bag of holding can hold anything, can I just get inside it?

doh!
posted by Kafkaesque at 11:13 AM on July 18, 2001

samsara, sounds like the Stephen Wright line:

"I saw this in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it"
posted by Kafkaesque at 11:14 AM on July 18, 2001

So...if a bag of holding can hold anything, can I just get inside it?

Dork!

Uh, ahem, you can get inside there, just don't bring your Sphere of Annhiliation with you, you'll cause a temporal breach or something. Roll 3d6 and start again.
posted by UncleFes at 11:24 AM on July 18, 2001

Funny as well: The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clichés. My favorite: "Wait! That Was A Load-Bearing Boss!"
posted by pnevares at 11:32 AM on July 18, 2001

Zannah also linked to this very funny story about Eric and the Gazebo. i don't even play RPGs, but this had me rolling on the floor.
posted by kindall at 12:13 PM on July 18, 2001

I don't want to be Elfstar anymore.
posted by moss at 4:15 PM on July 18, 2001

Anyone geeky enough to be reading this thread will probably enjoy this and that.
posted by Shadowkeeper at 4:27 PM on July 18, 2001