Predator vs Kurt Vonnegut

April 17, 2010 1:04 AM

Predator vs *: Na'vi, Tintin, Punisher, Batman, Jason, Ewoks, Spiderman, Power Rangers, Alien, Wikipedia, Wikipedia vs Predator, Robocop, Predator.
posted by zippy (20 comments total)

Ah, whatevs. I say if Predator doesn't get Punisher in the very first ambush, then Frank'll figure out a way to beat him. But that's pretty much my position on the Punisher fighting anybody, so carry on ...
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:25 AM on April 17, 2010 [1 favorite]

Overthinkingstabbing a plate of beanstrophy heads.

I'm amused, though still wondering what someone could make of Predators vs Cthulhu.
posted by Iosephus at 2:05 AM on April 17, 2010

Predator meets Cthulhu
posted by zippy at 2:18 AM on April 17, 2010 [2 favorites]

Ok, I LOLed at that, I admit it. Cuteness was the last thing I'd expected from such an encounter
posted by Iosephus at 2:24 AM on April 17, 2010

Predator vs ... Predator.

I lol'd. Well. Actually I LIMM (laughed in my mind). But that was funny.
posted by delmoi at 2:32 AM on April 17, 2010 [2 favorites]

Random "huh" moment. The Joker in Batman vs. Predator was none other than the late Andrew Koenig.
posted by Ghidorah at 4:59 AM on April 17, 2010

"Predator vs ... Predator.

I lol'd."

ditto
posted by marienbad at 5:27 AM on April 17, 2010

I am disappointed that "Predator vs Predator" did not feature a white predator and a black predator trying to trick each other into setting off elaborately conceived nuclear booby traps.
posted by No-sword at 6:25 AM on April 17, 2010 [7 favorites]

Right... but how many 5-year-olds?
posted by leotrotsky at 6:53 AM on April 17, 2010 [1 favorite]

Quote:
"I am disappointed that "Predator vs Predator" did not feature a white predator and a black predator trying to trick each other into setting off elaborately conceived nuclear booby traps.
posted by No-sword at 6:25 AM on April 17"

I agree with you there, but how many today would get the joke?
posted by Vindaloo at 7:15 AM on April 17, 2010

I would pay to read Predator Vs The Punisher, as written by Garth Ennis. The Predator wouldn't have a hope in hell of course... see The Punisher versus The Marvel Universe.
posted by Artw at 7:45 AM on April 17, 2010 [1 favorite]

Also you totally know that Batman is going to win, because Batman Always Wins, so they don't even need to show the end (which probably involves a hasty retreat then enacting a previous plan he'd put in place against the posibility of Alien/Predator invasion).
posted by Artw at 7:57 AM on April 17, 2010

I was really hoping to see a Predator fatally exasperated by dealing with Wikipedians.
posted by XMLicious at 8:41 AM on April 17, 2010 [1 favorite]

you totally know that Batman is going to win

That Batman will win is a given; it's how he wins that makes it entertaining, IMO.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:42 AM on April 17, 2010

You seen that movie? You seen that movie what's called Prey-dater?
posted by unregistered_animagus at 8:43 AM on April 17, 2010

That Batman will win is a given; it's how he wins that makes it entertaining, IMO.

He would use a "specially-designed powered sonar exoskeleton suit", according to Wikipedia. That he would have the parts for that just lying around is what makes him Batman.
posted by Artw at 8:53 AM on April 17, 2010

Dark Horse are of course the kings of the versus game:

Aliens versus Predator
Judge Dredd vs. Aliens
Predator vs. Judge Dredd
RoboCop vs. The Terminator
Superman vs. The Terminator

It's a shame they never got The Thing and Indiana Jones in on the act.
posted by Artw at 9:05 AM on April 17, 2010

Alien vs. Predator

Alien Loves Predator
posted by Evilspork at 1:32 PM on April 17, 2010

Wait, what? Robert Rodriguez is doing a Predator movie?

OH YES!
posted by Glow Bucket at 1:43 PM on April 17, 2010

It features a cast of characters entirely defined by their choice of weapon and their accents - and that of course is B movie gold.
posted by Artw at 1:58 PM on April 17, 2010