eskimo strippers
April 24, 2010 12:59 PM   Subscribe

hot chocolate[NSFW]
posted by kittensofthenight (42 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: gross -- jessamyn



 
Clicked. Watched twenty seconds. Clicked away. Didn't want.
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 1:03 PM on April 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


Ick.
posted by warbaby at 1:04 PM on April 24, 2010


What the hell was that?
posted by zarq at 1:05 PM on April 24, 2010


I just kind of found it repulsive and not fulfilling in any way.
posted by rachaelfaith at 1:06 PM on April 24, 2010


If anyone bothers to read these comments before they click the link, this is a video of a young blonde woman who staggers into a bathroom, spits up blood and then winds up "giving birth" on the floor of what looks like a storage unit facility to several blood- and gore- covered singers and their entourage. The primary appeal of this video seems to be gushing, fake blood and nonsensical lyrics that have nothing to do with the video's content.

So. You know. Your mileage may vary. But if I'd known this beforehand, I wouldn't have bothered clicking.
posted by zarq at 1:08 PM on April 24, 2010 [9 favorites]


I suppose I could have enjoyed this video if the song had not sucked so completely.
posted by barrett caulk at 1:10 PM on April 24, 2010


I really wish I'd seen your comment before I clicked the link, zarq. Ugh.
posted by biddeford at 1:10 PM on April 24, 2010


What makes this interesting? Why is this here? Is there any reason I should continue watching beyond the first boring, derivative, and slightly gross few seconds?

And why is "eskimo strippers" apparently selling point? "LOL eskimos"? Ugh.
posted by Kutsuwamushi at 1:11 PM on April 24, 2010


Pass.
posted by thatbrunette at 1:14 PM on April 24, 2010


no no no no no no no

maybe

NO NO NO NO
posted by kittens for breakfast at 1:18 PM on April 24, 2010


Thanks zarq. Moment saved.

-
posted by General Tonic at 1:18 PM on April 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


Am I obligated to click this link before flagging it?
posted by ryanrs at 1:20 PM on April 24, 2010


NOT CHOCOLATE!
posted by furtive at 1:23 PM on April 24, 2010


So not clicking. But I do notice that the URL seems spectacularly long, even by the standards of YouTube URLs. What's that about?
posted by Horace Rumpole at 1:30 PM on April 24, 2010


1 girl no cup.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:33 PM on April 24, 2010


I'm all about artful, daring SLYT posts -- they're like tapas.

This is more like eating egg salad crumbs out of someone's mustache.
posted by hermitosis at 1:37 PM on April 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


what
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 1:39 PM on April 24, 2010


Flagged, but once agin, the flag I need/want is still absent.
posted by fixedgear at 1:39 PM on April 24, 2010


Also, umbilical "chord" for the tag win..
posted by fixedgear at 1:40 PM on April 24, 2010


Song was uninteresting; blood insufficiently viscous. Shame really, because I'm usually bang into this sorta thing.
posted by tigrefacile at 1:41 PM on April 24, 2010


Man, Gnarls Barkley is running out of ideas.
posted by dgaicun at 1:43 PM on April 24, 2010


thanks, y'all for the warnings... after seeing the title and the NSFW tag, it felt safer to read first, click second...

are we counting down on this yet?
posted by HuronBob at 1:43 PM on April 24, 2010


I'm not usually a "Your favorite band sucks" kinda guy, but if that's your favorite band, they fucking suck.
posted by vibrotronica at 1:48 PM on April 24, 2010


I found it amusing. It's Dadaism.
posted by Xoebe at 1:49 PM on April 24, 2010


This is one of the better music videos I've seen in a while. It certainly is effective.
posted by coolxcool=rad at 1:50 PM on April 24, 2010


What a completely useless piece of garbage.
posted by Malor at 1:54 PM on April 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


This was bad. Very bad. I want those moments of my life back.
posted by koeselitz at 1:55 PM on April 24, 2010


thanks zarq
posted by infini at 1:56 PM on April 24, 2010


sorry to squick you out, metafilter!

I actually really like the chorus of the song, and thought there was enough stuff going on in the video/lyrics to warrant beanplating. I certainly do not

fixergear: I was so proud of that pun...
posted by kittensofthenight at 1:58 PM on April 24, 2010


...do not fell strongly about the video. Flag away!
posted by kittensofthenight at 2:00 PM on April 24, 2010


Horace Rumpole: “So not clicking. But I do notice that the URL seems spectacularly long, even by the standards of YouTube URLs. What's that about?”

Apparently our friend kittens here has linked directly to the youtube session-specific link. Youtube has all kinds of suffixes for their links and session-specific stuff is one of them.

The session doesn't work for anybody else, so that stuff is just cruft for the rest of us. You could cut off "&ytsession=..." and everything that follows it, and the link would still lead to the same video. I'm a weird OCD mofo, so I tend to snip off those suffixes ("&feature=..." etc) before linking.
posted by koeselitz at 2:00 PM on April 24, 2010


fixergear: I was so proud of that pun...

Oops, excuse my literal ness.
posted by fixedgear at 2:01 PM on April 24, 2010


Instant video antidote for those emergencies when you have to clean your mental palate immediately:

">HOW TO PLAY ROCK AND ROLL DRUMS ON A KEYBOARD!!
posted by storybored at 2:04 PM on April 24, 2010


I actually thought it was an interesting video and a decent song.

Here's another NSFW hipster video with gore and partial nudity. I see a trend.

Drop the Lime - Set me free
posted by empath at 2:05 PM on April 24, 2010


Argh. HOW TO PLAY ROCK AND ROCK DRUMS ON A KEYBOARD. It works for me. Anytime there's a piece of stuff i want to get out of my mind. Blood, guts, whatever. Watch and feel sooooo happy.
posted by storybored at 2:06 PM on April 24, 2010 [4 favorites]


I thought the ending was really sweet.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 2:06 PM on April 24, 2010 [2 favorites]


enough stuff going on in the video/lyrics to warrant beanplating.

My suspicion is that zarq covered most of it. But what else do you see in there?
posted by box at 2:12 PM on April 24, 2010


You know who else liked single link youtube video posts?
posted by Aquaman at 2:12 PM on April 24, 2010


Pony request: a flag for WTF IDEFK.
posted by elizardbits at 2:12 PM on April 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


If only they had put as much effort into making a listenable song as they did in trying to blow my mind with their crazy freaky antics. They failed at both, but I'd be a lot more forgiving if that tune didn't suck so, so, very hard.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 2:14 PM on April 24, 2010


Well that was... different.
posted by HFSH at 2:15 PM on April 24, 2010


Not Safe for Watching-at-all-ever
posted by Juicy Avenger at 2:17 PM on April 24, 2010


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