Germans to build Dracula theme park

July 20, 2001 7:42 AM

Germans to build Dracula theme park "German investors and the Romanian
government are planning to develop Dracula Land, a "terror" theme park in Transylvania that officials hope will boost the country's ailing tourism industry"
posted by christina (8 comments total)

I hear that the shashlik servings are going to be marvelous.
posted by pracowity at 8:00 AM on July 20, 2001

Thank Christ (and Sugarland, Texas) this place is being planned.
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 8:12 AM on July 20, 2001

I bet these two will be first in line. [video link]
posted by lawtalkinguy at 8:18 AM on July 20, 2001

Sellersburg, didn't Ned Flanders try and do that already?
posted by remlapm at 8:18 AM on July 20, 2001

"achtung. the Kaziklu Bey blood slide has only a half hour wait"
posted by clavdivs at 8:52 AM on July 20, 2001

Will this place have one of those Fun Rooms with mirrors that make it look like your head has been severed and mounted on a pole on the other side of the room?
posted by black8 at 8:56 AM on July 20, 2001

Re: Marianland -- It make for a fun day, but I bet the communion wafers will cost something like $4.50 and the communion wine will be like $7.00 or something. These amusement parks are just too damn expensive these days.

I am looking forward to the Hail Mary Musical Review and Clogging Fest, though.

In other news, Sugarland is home to Tom Delay, one of my favorite right-wing nuts.
posted by mudbug at 10:25 AM on July 20, 2001

I'm half expecting to hear this in a year:

Wealthy Transylvanians invest in a family oriented Third Reich Park in Berlin, a "polical terror" park to scare through bad example and teach history.
posted by skallas at 10:43 AM on July 20, 2001