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		<title>I am immortal, I have inside me five thousand rings</title>
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		<description>It sprang to life sometime &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_millennium_BC&quot;&gt;in the 3rd millennium&lt;/a&gt;, outliviving the kingdoms of ancient Egypt, it survived six of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Wonders_of_the_Ancient_World&quot;&gt;seven wonders of the ancient world&lt;/a&gt;, and it&apos;s older than Judaism. It survived 5,000 years (give or take a few hundred), and was cut down in 1964 by &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Rusk_Currey&quot;&gt;Donald Currey&lt;/a&gt;, a graduate student in geography. He was studying the &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_ice_age&quot;&gt;Little Ice Age&lt;/a&gt; &lt;small&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/60159/Out-damned-spots&quot;&gt;prev&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;, and he was looking for an old &lt;a href=&quot;http://sonic.net/bristlecone/&quot;&gt;Bristlecone pine in the White-Inyo mountain range of California&lt;/a&gt; &lt;small&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/38240/The-worlds-oldest-living-things&quot;&gt;prev&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;, as a record for climatic conditions from that period. As that tree, nicknamed &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_%28tree%29&quot;&gt;Prometheus&lt;/a&gt;, is no longer living, the record for &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_trees&quot;&gt;oldest tree&lt;/a&gt; goes to a tree from the same stand, &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_%28tree%29&quot;&gt;Methuselah&lt;/a&gt;. If trees aren&apos;t your thing, there are quite a few &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_long-living_organisms&quot;&gt;long-living organisms&lt;/a&gt; of other sorts. For more fun and photos, join &lt;a href=&quot;http://oltw.blogspot.com/search/label/introduction&quot;&gt;Rachel Sussman on her journey to photograph them&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.terrain.org/essays/14/cohen.htm&quot;&gt;Stories vary about the exact chain of events&lt;/a&gt; that made Currey infamous in the 1960s, but &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/1998/08/23/SC72173.DTL&quot;&gt;his legacy lives on, tied to Prometheus&lt;/a&gt;. One of the sections from Prometheus can be found in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nps.gov/grba/historyculture/the-prometheus-story.htm&quot;&gt;Great Basin Visitor Center&lt;/a&gt; (bigger picture available &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimpaton/3676015817/&quot;&gt;on Flickr&lt;/a&gt;). 

Prometheus was the oldest living &lt;em&gt;single&lt;/em&gt; organism, but if you start including &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clonal_colony&quot;&gt;clonal colonies&lt;/a&gt;, the ages jump drastically. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/89745/The-Trembling-Giant&quot;&gt;Pando (prev)&lt;/a&gt; is the clonal colony of a single male Quaking Aspen, encompassing 107 acres (43 hectares), and is thought to weigh 6,000 tons. Though a single tree may only live to 200 years, this stand of 47,000 stems with identical genetic markers &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nps.gov/brca/naturescience/quakingaspen.htm&quot;&gt;has been aged at 80,000 years&lt;/a&gt;. 

&lt;a href=&quot;http://rachelsussman.com/&quot;&gt;Rachel Sussman&lt;/a&gt; started taking pictures of the world&apos;s oldest organisms &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.guardian.co.uk/theobserver/2010/may/02/rachel-sussman-oldest-plants&quot;&gt;after a trip to Japan&lt;/a&gt;, where she was told to see &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C5%8Dmon_Sugi&quot;&gt;J&#333;mon Sugi&lt;/a&gt;, an ancient Japanese Cedar (&lt;em&gt;Cryptomeria japonica&lt;/em&gt;). Over the course of her travels, she&apos;s seen a &lt;a href=&quot;http://scienceray.com/biology/botany/welwitschia-mirabilis-plant-lives-for-2000-years/&quot;&gt;2,000 year old Welwitschia Mirabilis&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/91020/The-most-wonderful-plant-and-one-of-the-ugliest&quot;&gt;prev&lt;/a&gt;) in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.namibian.org/travel/namibia/namib-naukluft.htm&quot;&gt;Namib-Naukluft desert&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://oltw.blogspot.com/search/label/coral&quot;&gt;ancient Brain coral&lt;/a&gt; in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mytobago.info/diving06.php&quot;&gt;Tobago&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://oltw.blogspot.com/search/label/south%20america&quot;&gt;La Llareta&lt;/a&gt; (or &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yareta&quot;&gt;Yareta&lt;/a&gt;), &lt;a href=&quot;http://llareta.com/Llareta%20essay.html&quot;&gt;a cousin to the carrot&lt;/a&gt; that is one of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewm/2542752169/&quot;&gt;few plants&lt;/a&gt; to live in the Andes, growing approximately one millimeter per year. 

Final fun fact: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.whoi.edu/page.do?pid=10519&amp;tid=282&amp;cid=2649&quot;&gt;Brain Coral can act as a record of climatic conditions&lt;/a&gt;, much in the same way trees do.</description>
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		<title>By: blahblahblah</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073047</link>	
		<description>Oh, this is good stuff. Thanks.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:01:12 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: infini</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073056</link>	
		<description>I knew that tree, I first heard its story when I wasn&apos;t a teenager even. thank you for the linkful post.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:06:08 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: infini</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073059</link>	
		<description>Yggdrasil almost in a way, these trees are</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:07:07 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: infinitywaltz</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073060</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;The tuatara can live well above 100 years. Henry, a tuatara at the Southland Museum in New Zealand, mated for the first time at the age of 110 years in 2009 with an 80-year-old female and fathered 11 baby tuataras. &lt;/i&gt;

That&apos;s...quite impressive. On both of their accounts.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:07:14 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073062</link>	
		<description>For those who have JSTOR access, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jstor.org/pss/1934900&quot;&gt;here is Currey&apos;s 1964 article in &lt;em&gt;Ecology&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, which used the section of Prometheus to provide climate history (otherwise, the link is only an article abstract). 

Also of note: my gathering of all this was triggered by &lt;a href=&quot;http://metatalk.metafilter.com/19211/what-makes-cortex-so-important#766733&quot;&gt;jessamyn&apos;s comment&lt;/a&gt; about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gelconference.com/10/&quot;&gt;Matt &quot;talking about how awesome we all are&quot;&lt;/a&gt;, wherein I saw a link to Rachel&apos;s blog. 

Other lists of old organisms: &lt;a href=&quot;http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0601.htm#oldest&quot;&gt;Botanical Record-Breakers: Plant Trivia&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/03/old-tree-gallery/&quot;&gt;Wired Magazine&apos;s Oldest Tree gallery&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://ecorazzi.com/slideshow/worlds-oldest-living-things/&quot;&gt;another gallery of ancient beings on Ecorazzi&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:08:12 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: UbuRoivas</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073091</link>	
		<description>Springing to live in the 3rd Millennium in itself isn&apos;t so amazing; I&apos;m more interested in how the tree travelled back in time from the noughties to appear in 1964.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:18:45 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jsavimbi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073107</link>	
		<description>Awesome post.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:25:58 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Saxon Kane</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073112</link>	
		<description>I&apos;ve always wanted to get one of those tortoises that live for 100+ years and establish it as a family heirloom. That&apos;s a pretty cool thing to inherit down the generations.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:27:39 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: kuujjuarapik</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073129</link>	
		<description>unless you&apos;re a tortoise.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:35:37 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Pecinpah</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073144</link>	
		<description>I love this post, so much. Thank you, filthy light thief.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:44:51 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: yeloson</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073152</link>	
		<description>Why you bringing up old shit?

(Nature is awesome.  It also terrifies me.)</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:51:14 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: six-or-six-thirty</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073164</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;Brain Coral can act as a record of climatic conditions, much in the same way trees do. &lt;/em&gt;

Funny, that.  Much the same way that most geological and biological materials can be: microbes, diatoms, forams, any annually-banded coral, the fossil record, glacial ice, sedimentary records (including but not limited to glacial deposits, ocean and lake-basin fills), etc. All of which give us different (but correlative) proxies for climate over varied time scales to help make a cohesive, if not yet perfect, record. 

But we don&apos;t really know what we&apos;re talking about or have any evidence for all this &apos;global warming&apos; stuff.  And those temperature data we&apos;ve been collecting for years are unreliable because the scientists have been &apos;tweaking&apos; them with &apos;corrections&apos; for things like &apos;altitude&apos; and throwing out some of it for things like &apos;instrument malfunctions&apos;.  And you really think the tree-ring and coral records showing a warming trend are viable data?  Wake up, sheeple.  The trees are &lt;em&gt;lying to us&lt;/em&gt;.


&lt;small&gt;Sorry, soapbox.  Despite the death of Prometheus, I do love the story of Currey, and his work is (obviously) still relevant.  Awesome post!&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:57:54 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: bearwife</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073165</link>	
		<description>As full of awe as when I was 8 and &lt;a href=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3621/3448125483_2dbccd880d.jpg?v=0&quot;&gt;saw the years marked&lt;/a&gt; in the rings of a trunk of a giant sequoia.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:58:03 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: jquinby</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073169</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;I&apos;ve always wanted to get one of those tortoises that live for 100+ years and establish it as a family heirloom. That&apos;s a pretty cool thing to inherit down the generations.&lt;/em&gt;

There is a spot in the Dakotas (&quot;Reptile Gardens&quot;) that has one of these. My parents have a picture of me sitting on it as a little kid. This past summer, they took my oldest daughter through there, stopped at the place and the ol&apos; tortoise was still there. No one&apos;s allowed to sit on him any more, though.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:00:36 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: quin</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073185</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;I&apos;ve always wanted to get one of those tortoises that live for 100+ years and establish it as a family heirloom.&lt;/em&gt;

I have a &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Spurred_Tortoise&quot;&gt;sulcata tortoise &lt;/a&gt; which, assuming all goes according to plan and it stays healthy and happy, should outlive me by a few decades. Before it gets passed off to some unwitting family member, it&apos;s going to get to roughly 20 some inches long and weigh in the neighborhood of a hundred pounds. At that point we&apos;ll give it free roam of the house and outfit it with a tray to slowly shuttle stuff around. 

&quot;Stuff&quot; being cats, most likely.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:10:19 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Mental Wimp</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073190</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;There is a spot in the Dakotas (&quot;Reptile Gardens&quot;) that has one of these. &lt;/em&gt;

My older (and eldest) brother was a musician kicking around Rapid City after graduating from the SD School of Mines and Technology in the late 60s to early 70s and his steady job was as the custodian for the Reptile Gardens. One particularly brisk winter day he forgot to check to boiler before going home, and the heat shut off in the middle of the night, killing many of the animals. Glad the tortoise survived.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:14:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: wierdo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073209</link>	
		<description>Yeah, it&apos;s funny that he ended up picking the oldest tree in the stand to cut down and had no idea of its significance at the time.

There&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/methuselah/&quot;&gt;an episode of NOVA&lt;/a&gt; about the tree. I used to have it around here somewhere. I wonder where it went...</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:27:19 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073219</link>	
		<description>&lt;b&gt;wierdo&lt;/b&gt; - thanks for that link. I hadn&apos;t seen anything on the possibility of a tree older than Methuselah, keen!</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:37:59 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: The World Famous</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073229</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;I&apos;ve always wanted to get one of those tortoises that live for 100+ years and establish it as a family heirloom.&lt;/em&gt;

A friend of mine recently gave to his son one of the two pet tortoises that he got from his grandfather (the other was stolen several years ago - who steals a tortoise?).</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:43:43 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Smedleyman</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073230</link>	
		<description>I have no rival. No man can be my equal. Take me to the future of you all.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:44:27 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: zsazsa</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073234</link>	
		<description>My favorite oldest living thing is &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Clone&quot;&gt;King Clone&lt;/a&gt;, simply because it&apos;s the least impressive: just a circle of bushes &lt;a href=&quot;http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&amp;q=34.420461,-116.704727&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=34.420469,-116.704717&amp;spn=0.003275,0.004748&amp;z=18&quot;&gt;out in the middle of the Mojave desert next to a dirt road&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:46:05 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073241</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;who steals a tortoise?&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

A Turtle Ninja?</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 15:50:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: FritoKAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073250</link>	
		<description>How do creationists who think the world is only (six? seven) thousand years old explain the existence of lifeforms that are older than they think the world is?</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:00:15 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Astro Zombie</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073251</link>	
		<description>Once upon a time there was a tree
And she loved a graduate student in geography.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:01:49 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: UbuRoivas</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073267</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;How do creationists who think the world is only (six? seven) thousand years old explain the existence of lifeforms that are older than they think the world is?&lt;/em&gt;

They claim that Satan counterfeited these lifeforms, in order to trick us.

But for believers in evolution, it&apos;s just tortoises all the way down.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:12:57 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Red Loop</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073277</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings&quot;&gt;filthy light thief&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;&lt;i&gt;the record for oldest tree goes to a tree from the same stand, Methuselah.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073209&quot;&gt;wierdo&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;&lt;i&gt;Yeah, it&apos;s funny that he ended up picking the oldest tree in the stand to cut down and had no idea of its significance at the time.

There&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/methuselah/&quot;&gt;an episode of NOVA&lt;/a&gt; about the tree. I used to have it around here somewhere. I wonder where it went...&lt;/i&gt;&quot;


It&apos;s worth noting that it may well not be the oldest tree. It&apos;s the oldest &lt;em&gt;known&lt;/em&gt; tree. It&apos;s actually quite possible that there are much older individuals scattered throughout the bristlecone&apos;s range. This just happens to be one that got cut down.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:20:33 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: wierdo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073282</link>	
		<description>Red Loop wrote&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073277&quot;&gt;:&lt;/a&gt; &quot;&lt;i&gt;It&apos;s worth noting that it may well not be the oldest tree. It&apos;s the oldest known tree. It&apos;s actually quite possible that there are much older individuals scattered throughout the bristlecone&apos;s range. This just happens to be one that got cut down.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;

I think they&apos;ve taken samples from other trees in the stand to check their ages, also. That&apos;s not to say there aren&apos;t other stands of bristlecone pines with older individuals or even entirely different species with older individuals, though.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:24:13 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: six-or-six-thirty</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073320</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;How do creationists who think the world is only (six? seven) thousand years old explain the existence of lifeforms that are older than they think the world is?&lt;/em&gt;

By denying well-established facts of chemistry and physics, like radioactive decay.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:50:12 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>six-or-six-thirty</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: bwg</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073340</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sharkbay.org/default.aspx?WebPageID=129&quot;&gt;Stromatolites&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 17:01:09 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073379</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;How do creationists who think the world is only (six? seven) thousand years old explain the existence of lifeforms that are older than they think the world is?&lt;/em&gt;

I asked a creationist in my class about this issue, and was told that, in a nutshell, we can&apos;t be sure that we&apos;re accurately measuring these things.  So just because radio carbon dating and counting the tree rings and digging down and analyzing the layers in the Earth&apos;s crust &lt;em&gt;seems&lt;/em&gt; to be accurate, that doesn&apos;t mean that we know for a fact that those methods work.  Perhaps two thousand years ago, trees grew a bunch of rings for some unexplained meteorological reason, and therefore appear to us to be 10,000 years old.

&lt;small&gt;i replied with slow clapping&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 17:28:46 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: wilful</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073386</link>	
		<description>A vegetatively reproduced stand of &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagarostrobos&quot;&gt;Huon Pine&lt;/a&gt; has been found and dated at 10500 years of ages. 

Awesome tree.

Ginkgo is the real fossil tree, in terms of genetic survival. Been kicking around for more than 200 million years.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 17:32:29 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Red Loop</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073417</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073282&quot;&gt;wierdo&lt;/a&gt;, there has been more sampling in the area, mostly for crossdating purposes, but not all of the pines in that stand have been cored, and there are many other stands on many other mountains that could contain older trees. Bristlecones are one of the most studied trees in dendrochronology, but they are notoriously hard to accurately date due to missing rings and even missing wood. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.conifers.org/pi/pin/longaeva.htm&quot;&gt;From conifers.org:&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;em&gt;It seems likely that trees exceeding 5,000 years exist. They may never be identified, however, because exceedingly old bristlecones share with a few other ancient pines the ability to adopt a strip-bark morphology. In strip-bark trees, the bark has died back from most of the tree&apos;s circumference, leaving a strip of living cambium (and bark) that usually runs up the protected leeward side of the trunk. The exposed dead wood then takes the brunt of windblown ice crystals and sand. These gradually wear away the exposed wood, and in time the tree rings that recorded the tree&apos;s youth may be entirely worn away by this process &lt;/em&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 17:52:17 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mykescipark</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073481</link>	
		<description>...did the BBC actually publish a picture of a &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4837988.stm&quot;&gt;very dead-looking Adwaita&lt;/a&gt; with this article?
&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;
(For some reason, that unnerves me a little.)
&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 18:51:47 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: kenko</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073606</link>	
		<description>The bristlecone pine forest is amazing. I didn&apos;t go to the stand with the really old trees, but to one before it on the road, and it&apos;s really breathtaking. 

They&apos;re all very short, which surprised me, and there are still young trees growing. It was kind of strange seeing a sapling that didn&apos;t come to close to me knee and wondering how many times older than me it was.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 20:24:06 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073638</link>	
		<description>&lt;em&gt;It was kind of strange seeing a sapling that didn&apos;t come to close to me knee and wondering how many times older than me it was.&lt;/em&gt;

Indeed, and moreso are the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=llareta&amp;w=all&amp;s=int&quot;&gt;Llareta&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/search/?s=int&amp;w=all&amp;q=Yareta&amp;m=text&quot;&gt;Yareta&lt;/a&gt;, inhabitants of arid land where they might only grow 1 millimeter per year, so some (relatively) large mounds might be 3,000 years old, yet still seem tiny for such a lifespan.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 20:51:57 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Rhaomi</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073781</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073379&quot;&gt;spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;&lt;i&gt;I asked a creationist in my class about this issue, and was told that, in a nutshell, we can&apos;t be sure that we&apos;re accurately measuring these things. So just because radio carbon dating and counting the tree rings and digging down and analyzing the layers in the Earth&apos;s crust seems to be accurate, that doesn&apos;t mean that we know for a fact that those methods work. Perhaps two thousand years ago, trees grew a bunch of rings for some unexplained meteorological reason, and therefore appear to us to be 10,000 years old.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;

To quote the introduction to &lt;a href=&quot;http://creation.com/images/pdfs/tj/j20_3/j20_3_95-103.pdf&quot;&gt;the leading creationist paper on the topic&lt;/a&gt; &lt;small&gt;[PDF]&lt;/small&gt;:
&lt;blockquote&gt;The great ages claimed for certain individual Bristlecone Pine trees (Pinus longaeva) and the Bristlecone Pine master-chronology, conflict with biblical earth history. The ages, however, are based on the assumption that the trees grew no more than one ring per year. Creationists have proposed that these supposed old Bristlecone Pines (BCPs), including the ones that make up the master-chronology, have grown more than one ring per year. If these trees did grow more than one ring per year, the conflict between the ages of these trees and the biblical record is resolved.&lt;/blockquote&gt;(Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.conservapedia.com/Dendrochronology&quot;&gt;Conservapedia&lt;/a&gt;, the &quot;trustworthy encyclopedia.&quot;)</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 00:17:13 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: A Thousand Baited Hooks</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073828</link>	
		<description>I think if you&apos;re willing to accept that God made the Earth a few thousand years ago, it&apos;s a pretty small leap to believe him capable of creating trees which already had rings in them (not to mention pre-decayed nuclei).</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 03:06:13 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: OLTW</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073956</link>	
		<description>Hi out there. This is my first MF post, having just been introduced to it by Matt Haughey at the &lt;a href=&quot;http://gelconference.com/10/&quot;&gt;GEL conference&lt;/a&gt; (thanks Matt!), and am so happy to see that my project, &lt;a href=&quot;http://rachelsussman.com&quot;&gt;The Oldest Living Things in the World&lt;/a&gt;, is being discussed here!

A note on the Bristlecone Pine.  Aside from the sad fate of Prometheus, there is in fact a living Bristlecone that is older than Methusela.  Preeminent Bristlecone researcher Tom Harlan confirmed for me that there is an older individual living in the same Bristlecone forest as Methusela, that is approaching 5,000 years.

And a question to pose to you all:

One of the things that I am trying to track down as part of my project (which consists of continuously living organisms 2,000 years old or older), is the supposedly 5,000-year-old moss living on the Antarctic Peninsula.  I&apos;m having trouble finding any current active research, and need to find an exact location....any ideas?</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 06:22:35 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dirtdirt</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3073974</link>	
		<description>I have family who live sort of on the edge of Bristlecone, and I&apos;ve spent a fair amount of time in that park/forest. It&apos;s so lovely and desolate. I can think of a lot worse places to sit quietly for 5,000 years.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 06:41:28 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3074399</link>	
		<description>Howdy &lt;b&gt;Rachel/OLTW&lt;/b&gt;, and welcome to MetaFilter! 

In regards to research on the supposedly 5,000-year-old moss living on the Antarctic Peninsula, there is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/user/94047&quot;&gt;a user who is/was at McMurdo station&lt;/a&gt; (who &lt;a href=&quot;http://metatalk.metafilter.com/17698/MeFi-Tenth-Anniversary-Site-launched#659939&quot;&gt;joined in time for the 10th anniversary parties&lt;/a&gt;). You could probably ask them directly, or post a question on &lt;a href=&quot;http://ask.metafilter.com/&quot;&gt;Ask.Metafilter&lt;/a&gt;, there are some crafty, creative, insightful and intelligent people who can help you on topics that might seem obscure or quite unusual. 

&lt;em&gt;I have family who live sort of on the edge of Bristlecone, and I&apos;ve spent a fair amount of time in that park/forest. It&apos;s so lovely and desolate. I can think of a lot worse places to sit quietly for 5,000 years.&lt;/em&gt;

I was wondering, has the habitat of the Bristlecones always been so desolate? Some cursory searching and a quick bit of scanning lead to &lt;a href=&quot;http://publishing.cdlib.org/ucpressebooks/view?docId=ft3t1nb2pn;chunk.id=d0e3060;doc.view=print&quot;&gt;this article&lt;/a&gt;, which provides a possible change elevation of 13 inches per 1,000 years. In other words (if I read this right), those trees could have been about 5.4 feet lower when they first started growing.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 09:47:39 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: puddleglum</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3074631</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;capable of creating trees which already had rings in them &lt;/i&gt;

That&apos;s their credulous explanation for other incontrovertible evidence of the universe&apos;s age, such as starlight. But it doesn&apos;t work with trees, because of the fludde (unless creationists now want to claim that trees were able to survive massive flooding and a year and a half or so underwater), which they calculate to have occurred some 4500 years ago. &lt;small&gt;(Related: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theonion.com/articles/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-worl,2879/&quot;&gt;Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;

That&apos;s why they fall back on the &quot;how do you know that annual tree rings/ice cores are really annual?&quot; canard. 

Creationism is ultimately an exercise in reality-denial.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 11:28:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: UbuRoivas</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3075145</link>	
		<description>(also known as &quot;Occam&apos;s Rube Goldberg machine&quot;)</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 15:39:24 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: rubah</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/91639/I-am-immortal-I-have-inside-me-five-thousand-rings#3075421</link>	
		<description>Reading the guy&apos;s paper from JSTOR, and the most incredible thing to strike me so far is that these trees have been around long enough to have been &lt;em&gt;eroded&lt;/em&gt;.  Only having a 19&quot; wide section of bark (8% of the circumference, unless I misread) on the lee side.  wow!

as for tortoises, it&apos;s all well and good until Susie the Fourth has a deadly turtle allergy.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 20:16:48 -0800</pubDate>
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