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May 8, 2010 8:37 PM   Subscribe

Here kitties kitties.

I wonder what happens when one is unhappy and the other is content.
posted by vapidave (20 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

 
Somehow it didn't come through in the post but I would love to take care of that cats. We'd be great friends I think.
posted by vapidave at 8:42 PM on May 8, 2010 [1 favorite]


It has two faces.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:43 PM on May 8, 2010


That cat looks cute in a strange way. If he was my cat I would name him Harvey.
posted by selenized at 8:47 PM on May 8, 2010 [3 favorites]


i would just name him dent.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 8:53 PM on May 8, 2010 [2 favorites]


There was a guy in the news who was born with 3 eyes. EyeMasters said they could make glasses for him in about an hour and a half.
posted by Daddy-O at 8:56 PM on May 8, 2010 [10 favorites]


Now we know where this guy's eye went.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 9:05 PM on May 8, 2010


=^..^^..^=
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:06 PM on May 8, 2010 [6 favorites]


Flagged as double.

<rimshot/>
posted by furtive at 9:08 PM on May 8, 2010


they should name him lou, for lou christie
posted by pyramid termite at 9:23 PM on May 8, 2010


This post is totally missing the cute tag. He may have two faces, but he is totally cute!
posted by MaryDellamorte at 10:07 PM on May 8, 2010


Hey, at least it has greater than zero number of faces.
posted by Artw at 10:08 PM on May 8, 2010


The Aquabats has this covered:

The Cat With Two Heads

Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!

I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood it seeks
That's where we begin our story!

The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!

College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
With a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset

I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!

I was in my laboratory
Creating what I thought would be...
Well...
Something great for the World
A two headed cat!
You could pet one kitty's head
Then pet the other kitty's head
But little did I know the power of Atomic Energy
Would create
A two headed
Man-Eating Monster!

The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!

Two heads..... of terror!
posted by Confess, Fletch at 10:23 PM on May 8, 2010 [1 favorite]


The cat should be named Janus.
posted by Confess, Fletch at 10:23 PM on May 8, 2010 [1 favorite]


⋮3
posted by Rhaomi at 10:41 PM on May 8, 2010 [1 favorite]


Diprosopus(s)

Although classically considered conjoined twinning (which it resembles), this anomaly is not normally due to the fusion or incomplete separation of two embryos. It is the result of a protein called sonic hedgehog homolog (SHH).
posted by longsleeves at 11:00 PM on May 8, 2010 [1 favorite]


Spider Jerusalem is calling -- he wants his cat back!
posted by cstross at 2:27 AM on May 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


Frankenlouie! More footage here.
posted by unknowncommand at 6:40 AM on May 9, 2010


Our first housecat, we unoriginally named Mew Mew. I would name this kitty Mewtwo.
posted by yeloson at 9:03 AM on May 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


You can't have a two-headed cats without mentioning messybeast's feline medical curiosities, which is basically the encyclopedia of cat mutations and deformities (and all handled scientifically).
posted by mendel at 9:21 AM on May 9, 2010


Two points: The porcine precedent to frankenlouie and this guy was a pig named Ditto. Ditto lived to adulthood, as this guy might, but he died of pneumonia caused by food inhalation when breathing through one muzzle while eating with the other.(from the Diprosopus link above) That is a little too funny/sad, as I'd bet that if our cat had an additional face, her ravenous scarfing of kibble might lead to the same fate. (yes kitty, you eat like a double faced pig)

second, the favorite I got above there was my 666th. Beastly mark that.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 10:18 AM on May 9, 2010


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