UnderEZ by UnderTec

July 23, 2001 11:04 PM

UnderEZ by UnderTec
Under-Tec Corp presents a new product to eliminate the foul odor caused by flatulence. Under-Ease are a patented protective underwear with a specially designed pocket with replacable multi-layered filter.

certainly seems to be a marketable product. i'm thinking that beyond the geriatric set this appears to be aimed at, it might be useful for those sunday afternoon football games, when all the guys are huddled around the t.v., drinking beer and eating doritos...
posted by bwg (7 comments total)

There's probably more money in fart whistles. Disposable, flushable, whistling butt plugs. The kind of whistle, whatever it's called, that has a little twirly thing inside that makes the pitch rise and fall with the pressure of the gas flowing through.

I also think all public pools should be stocked with those fish that swim up streams of urine and then clamp sharp little teeth on to the offender's genitalia. I don't swim, mind you, but I'd certainly take a book to the pool if that was part of the entertainment. Nothing beats half-naked people running around screaming with fish chewing their genitalia.

Except fart whistles.
posted by pracowity at 11:35 PM on July 23, 2001

i personally like the competitor :

The TootTrapper.
posted by Satapher at 12:07 AM on July 24, 2001

Thank goodness this product wasn't available when Mel Brooks filmed that great "beans" scene in "Blazing Saddles!"
posted by davidmsc at 3:07 AM on July 24, 2001

"They work! Excellent! Nothing can escape!"
posted by lagado at 5:16 AM on July 24, 2001

i love the guy in the picture.

he's so happy! he can read his book and fart all he wants without disturbing anyone! there's nothing he likes better!
posted by o2b at 9:17 AM on July 24, 2001

Re: fart whistles: If they made a sound like those whistles that sound like a fire engine (you know, zooooOOOOOOOOOooooooM), that would be just damn cool
posted by fooljay at 6:12 PM on July 24, 2001

The guy in the picture is reading The Urantia Book:

"The Urantia Book contains a synthesis of the concepts and ideas of more than 2,000 individuals who have contributed to the fields of science, philosophy, religion, history, sociology and theology during the last 2,000 years.
Compiled by an editorial staff of superhuman beings, the text provides a startling perspective of human origins, history and destiny, constituting a major revelation to humanity.

Was this "editorial staff of superhuman beings" behind UnderEase anti-flatulence underpants?
posted by pracowity at 10:42 PM on July 24, 2001