BATMAN and ELI WHITNEY team up in a story so intense we could only call it "COTTONTASTROPHE!" posted by mightygodking at 11:38 AM on May 24, 2010
Batman teaming up with KISS was pretty funny, and the Aunt May gag was good, but the rest of these are maddeningly subtle. posted by lumensimus at 11:39 AM on May 24, 2010
Who can help BATMAN when GRENDEL'S GREAT-AUNT attacks Gotham City? None other than BLUE-BLAZIN' BEOWULF! posted by mightygodking at 11:39 AM on May 24, 2010
When BATMAN falls into a cursed spring, only one boy can help him - RANMA SAOTOME! Follow their adventure in "HOT WATER, COLD BAT!" posted by mightygodking at 11:41 AM on May 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
BATMAN is Lost In Time and only the most niche of characters can save him! Don't miss an issue of BRUCE WAYNE: LOST IN TIM! posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:46 AM on May 24, 2010
Man, Cloak and Dagger, from the "Where are they now?" files. posted by GuyZero at 11:52 AM on May 24, 2010
this means my lady Gaga crossover BAT ROMANCE can be a reality. posted by The Whelk at 12:04 PM on May 24, 2010 [12 favorites]
Batman, Flaming Carrot, and Herbie Popnecker - the only Justice Leage the world needs. posted by Smart Dalek at 12:13 PM on May 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
Yeah, I'm with lumensimus: not sure how many of these are supposed to be funny or just random "Here's Batman with someone." posted by Saxon Kane at 12:18 PM on May 24, 2010
These are great! I would totally read "Batman & Machine Man." posted by Fuzzy Monster at 12:19 PM on May 24, 2010
Most of these are sort of pro forma, but KISS was funny if only to imagine what the songs of Batman would sound like. posted by Halloween Jack at 12:43 PM on May 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
I think he should stick to only Batman & Anagrams of Batman. Hence, "Batman & Man-Bat!" "Batman & Bantam!" "Batman & Tab-Man!" "Batman & B'Namat!" And like so. posted by Skot at 12:45 PM on May 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
For one horrible moment, I thought it was another Lost thread.
Cool find, I liked that. posted by Mcable at 1:00 PM on May 24, 2010
Batman vs Buddy Bradley El Batman hero of Palomar
Batman jaunting in Stars My Destination
Garfield minus Garfield plus Batman posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:04 PM on May 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
i was sorry that the Jimmy Olsen team-up did not involve more cross-dressing. posted by GenjiandProust at 2:08 PM on May 24, 2010
I was about to suggest BATMAN and DON KNOTTS until I realized that may have been the plot of a later Scooby Doo episode. posted by griphus at 3:15 PM on May 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
The main point of this link is a lot of fun, but for me the hidden gem is the series of unused Mike Allerd DC Monopoly Community Chest cards. What fun! I wonder what they would have said, especially the Green Lantern one. posted by EatTheWeak at 5:35 PM on May 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
I wonder what they would have said, especially the Green Lantern one.
"You've been charged for property damage in battle! Pay $150!" if my eyes don't deceive me. posted by Amanojaku at 6:38 PM on May 24, 2010
Where are Batman and Soupy Sales? Batman and Almost Dead Flying Guy? Batman and Mr. Terrific (from the 1966 CBS TV show)? Batman and Bat Lash, Bat Masterson and Batroc? You'd think these would be fairly obvious, wouldn't you? posted by motown missile at 11:20 PM on May 24, 2010
I just saw a booth selling 'utilikilts' at makerfaire, and was tempted to ask who needs tham besides batlaird. posted by BrotherCaine at 11:21 PM on May 24, 2010
I'm just surprised that nobody called me on the source of my title... posted by Artw at 9:12 AM on May 25, 2010
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