Comments on: This is why Superman works alone

This is why Superman works alone

Artw — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:26:12 -0800

The Brave and the Bold...Lost Issues! - in which Batman teams up with everybody.

By: mightygodking

mightygodking — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:38:47 -0800

BATMAN and ELI WHITNEY team up in a story so intense we could only call it "COTTONTASTROPHE!"

By: lumensimus

lumensimus — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:39:45 -0800

Batman teaming up with KISS was pretty funny, and the Aunt May gag was good, but the rest of these are maddeningly subtle.

By: mightygodking

mightygodking — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:39:49 -0800

Who can help BATMAN when GRENDEL'S GREAT-AUNT attacks Gotham City? None other than BLUE-BLAZIN' BEOWULF!

By: mightygodking

mightygodking — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:41:12 -0800

When BATMAN falls into a cursed spring, only one boy can help him - RANMA SAOTOME! Follow their adventure in "HOT WATER, COLD BAT!"

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:46:02 -0800

BATMAN is Lost In Time and only the most niche of characters can save him! Don't miss an issue of BRUCE WAYNE: LOST IN TIM!

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:52:19 -0800

Man, Cloak and Dagger, from the "Where are they now?" files.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Mon, 24 May 2010 12:04:57 -0800

this means my lady Gaga crossover BAT ROMANCE can be a reality.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Mon, 24 May 2010 12:13:19 -0800

Batman, Flaming Carrot, and Herbie Popnecker - the only Justice Leage the world needs.

By: Saxon Kane

Saxon Kane — Mon, 24 May 2010 12:18:57 -0800

Yeah, I'm with lumensimus: not sure how many of these are supposed to be funny or just random "Here's Batman with someone."

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Mon, 24 May 2010 12:19:40 -0800

These are great! I would totally read "Batman & Machine Man."

By: Halloween Jack

Halloween Jack — Mon, 24 May 2010 12:43:29 -0800

Most of these are sort of pro forma, but KISS was funny if only to imagine what the songs of Batman would sound like.

By: Skot

Skot — Mon, 24 May 2010 12:45:41 -0800

I think he should stick to only Batman & Anagrams of Batman. Hence, "Batman & Man-Bat!" "Batman & Bantam!" "Batman & Tab-Man!" "Batman & B'Namat!" And like so.

By: Mcable

Mcable — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:00:04 -0800

For one horrible moment, I thought it was another Lost thread. Cool find, I liked that.

By: Artw

Artw — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:07:36 -0800

I dunno about Lost, but I can do you some alternate Earth DC covers from Fringe.

By: stormpooper

stormpooper — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:10:10 -0800

Batman and Carrot Top!

By: Pope Guilty

Pope Guilty — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:23:10 -0800

That was pretty great.

By: Pope Guilty

Pope Guilty — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:23:40 -0800

Needs "The Brave and the Bold and the Beautiful" though.

By: The White Hat

The White Hat — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:25:38 -0800

stormpooper: "Batman and Carrot Top!" Batman and Tarot Cop

By: marxchivist

marxchivist — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:32:19 -0800

Thanks Artw, I can always count on you for some comic book related wackiness.

By: device55

device55 — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:34:52 -0800

Most of these are sort of pro forma, but KISS was funny if only to imagine what the songs of Batman would sound like. Batman sings the blues

By: .kobayashi.

.kobayashi. — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:44:02 -0800

device55: I really thought that link was going to go here

By: straight

straight — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:47:59 -0800

Batman teaming up with KISS was pretty funny Because everyone knows that KISS are superheroes in the Marvel Universe.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:51:09 -0800

I have nothing clever to add to this thread. But I fucking LOVE Beta Ray Bill.

By: device55

device55 — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:54:42 -0800

device55: I really thought that link was going to go here Oh rad.

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Mon, 24 May 2010 14:04:13 -0800

More requests: Batman vs Buddy Bradley El Batman hero of Palomar Batman jaunting in Stars My Destination Garfield minus Garfield plus Batman

By: GenjiandProust

GenjiandProust — Mon, 24 May 2010 14:08:03 -0800

i was sorry that the Jimmy Olsen team-up did not involve more cross-dressing.

By: JHarris

JHarris — Mon, 24 May 2010 14:10:33 -0800

"Who ARE you?!" "It's-a me, Bat-a-man! Yahoo!"

By: griphus

griphus — Mon, 24 May 2010 15:15:34 -0800

I was about to suggest BATMAN and DON KNOTTS until I realized that may have been the plot of a later Scooby Doo episode.

By: EatTheWeak

EatTheWeak — Mon, 24 May 2010 17:35:30 -0800

The main point of this link is a lot of fun, but for me the hidden gem is the series of unused Mike Allerd DC Monopoly Community Chest cards. What fun! I wonder what they would have said, especially the Green Lantern one.

By: Amanojaku

Amanojaku — Mon, 24 May 2010 18:38:03 -0800

I wonder what they would have said, especially the Green Lantern one. "You've been charged for property damage in battle! Pay $150!" if my eyes don't deceive me.

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Mon, 24 May 2010 20:53:05 -0800

Needs BATMAN and AXE COP.

By: motown missile

motown missile — Mon, 24 May 2010 23:20:30 -0800

Where are Batman and Soupy Sales? Batman and Almost Dead Flying Guy? Batman and Mr. Terrific (from the 1966 CBS TV show)? Batman and Bat Lash, Bat Masterson and Batroc? You'd think these would be fairly obvious, wouldn't you?