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Post number 9251

cadence — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 11:52:43 -0800

Jerri from Survivor poses for Playboy - with her burning man pendant hanging around her neck... ...and not much else.

By: mrbula

mrbula — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:07:54 -0800

Does she play basketball?

By: brucec

brucec — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:20:36 -0800

everybody has their price...

By: riffola

riffola — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:21:01 -0800

Among the list of things she has done they forgot to mention the epic 8 minute version video for "When Love And Hate Collide" by Def Leppard.

By: dogmatic

dogmatic — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:34:05 -0800

jerri gets naked couldn't get a movie deal or a dumb sitcom colby got too fat sad little strumpet confused decides to pose nude hot survivor girl sells her body for money is this a surprise?

By: donkeyschlong

donkeyschlong — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:38:23 -0800

Colby *did* get fat -- he looked better minus forty pounds. Heroin chic, sorta.
I was happy when Amber bikinied up in Stuff. Jerri's just a sideshow.

By: mikel

mikel — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:40:04 -0800

It's amazing how Playboy can make an attractive-looking woman like her look like any one of a thousand or million others. It looks like she's been made up within an inch of her life.

By: dogmatic

dogmatic — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:45:31 -0800

oh, and one more: jerri didn't win another jobless actress will end up in porn

By: donkeymon

donkeymon — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:49:21 -0800

You are right mikel. I don't know how they sell any magazines with all of their pictorial subjects looking so generic and bland. It has to be the articles.

By: dogmatic

dogmatic — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:53:01 -0800

mikel - jerri wasn't bad playboy has done a lot worse belinda carlyle?

By: RakDaddy

RakDaddy — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:06:49 -0800

That isn't Jerri. That's just another Playmate. No blue bikini.

By: bradth27

bradth27 — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:08:23 -0800

I haven't seen those pics of Belinda yet..... how did they turn out? Hell, she's in her forties, right? I bet the airbrush guy took the week off after that shoot......

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:17:32 -0800

Where the heck did Jerri's breasts go? I distinctly remember her having them in the outback, but they are nowhere to be found in these shots. Enquiring minds want to know.

By: holgate

holgate — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:29:48 -0800

What mikel said. Which makes the claim that "I'm posing for Playboy because I love and respect my body" ever so much shite. Nudity, schmudity: you wouldn't wish that make-up and hairdo on any self-respecting woman.

By: dogmatic

dogmatic — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:31:05 -0800

fes - her breasts didn't shrink the rest of her expanded too much food at home jerri maybe faked? photoshopped head on false bod? possibly hef's work.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:33:36 -0800

None of that compares Penthouse made the worst mistake Naked Paula Jones

By: sardines

sardines — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:35:01 -0800

jerri jerri who? Ahh, pinhead on survivor. loser - snort, snore, zzzz

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:36:41 -0800

too much food at home? Shame; viewer remembers well bikini filling

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:41:52 -0800

another Penthouse mistake - all Letters mailed from "small midwest college"

By: bilco

bilco — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:54:02 -0800

a blue-orange scheme (complementary colors) makes for weird skin tones

By: sardines

sardines — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:57:19 -0800

Wait.......... Maybe I didn't get that right. Let me clarify....... shithead, shithead, shit pinhead, pinhead, pinhead, pi loser, loser, los Sheesh. What a non-event.

By: dogmatic

dogmatic — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 13:59:56 -0800

sardines. try it this way: didn't get that right shithead, pinhead, loser. sheesh. what a non-event. see?

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:03:27 -0800

see our poor Sardine he proclaims as trivial meaningful boob talk

By: sardines

sardines — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:04:00 -0800

dag....yous is smarts. can I come to your clubhouse? heh heh heh

By: swerdloff

swerdloff — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:07:30 -0800

The burningman pendant cinches it, I'm definitely going to that party in the desert this year.

By: sardines

sardines — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:13:30 -0800

Well, I see that the MF personal attack is alive and well. Thanks Fes for the reminder. ************* It is just a thread about a relatively insignifigant person and a relatively insignifigant comment to that end. Gee, I am sorry I offended your posting sensibilities. Excuse me while I climb down off your pedestal.

By: machaus

machaus — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:18:28 -0800

who voted sardines off the humor island?

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:25:29 -0800

Attack? Not my aim. I take pride in eschewing animosity

By: binkin

binkin — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:36:02 -0800

You all would enjoy a Columbus sushi bar called Haiku. You get to write a verse on a slip of paper then pin to the wall.

By: Dreama

Dreama — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:53:00 -0800

Amber in person Even better looking than Amber on TV Jerri gets naked? Are we really supposed to Give a damn 'bout her Is reality TV just a passing fad Or should I die now?

By: the_ill_gino

the_ill_gino — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:56:00 -0800

wow. the jerri in playboy thread turns into haiku (?) heaven!

haiku's are crazy

By: dogmatic

dogmatic — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:56:10 -0800

sorry, was my fault personal e-mail begs me please, please stop haikus

By: zempf

zempf — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:58:29 -0800

I live in Columbus but have never been to Haiku.. is it recommended? (Note: this post not written in verse because I'm too lazy. Deal with it.)

By: holgate

holgate — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:59:37 -0800

fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off please fuck off

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 15:02:23 -0800

jerri's such a bitch her karmic evil makes a silly thread vulgar

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 15:08:50 -0800

syllables melding to form meaningless banter ah MetaFilter UncleFes maybe finds his dharma in haiku BodhisattvaFes? Offense is taken at innocuous remark sardines misconstrues. Soon posts will arrive from deep and silent darkness "dude! you must chill out!" sardines, reassured lives out happy Meta-Life casts off his despair kafkaesque's workday wasted counting syllables was that four or five?

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 15:11:05 -0800

I hereby promise to stop this Haiku writing immediately

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 15:13:20 -0800

fuck off please fuck off Genteel England weighs in! :) I saw Amber in that Chapstick commercial, and she wasn't that impressive. Jerri has that black-widow appeal, or had, anyway, until they took her boobs away. But I would guess, like the great Ginger-Maryann controversy of ages past, that Amber's girl-next-door appeal will ultimately trump Jerri's callow but (at least at one time) more overtly sexual charms. And in summary this Bodhi returns once more to native grammar

By: swell

swell — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 16:10:05 -0800

Anagram: HAIKU MOST ANNOYING POST FORM = GOT MY MONKISH, FAUSTIAN PORNO.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 16:14:34 -0800

I got yer monkish, faustian porno right here! *grabs self* Who handed out the silly pills the last few days? I want some! And gimme a haiku on rye while yer at it.

By: a3matrix

a3matrix — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 18:37:37 -0800

;-) This thread made me smile Thanks everyone

By: john

john — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 19:40:16 -0800

Grab the greedy girl Make her pose ego exposed And loft clever quips They write themselves.

By: Grum

Grum — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 20:07:47 -0800

Uncle Fes: I think it was Colleen (of original Survivor fame) who did the chapstick ad. Colleen and Amber Jeri and Elizabeth Fleeting fame go poof! Will be a feature on "Where Are They Now?"-type shows With Elian kid So enjoy the fun Cash in as much as you can Over very soon

By: sardines

sardines — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 20:16:44 -0800

sardines, reassured lives out happy Meta-Life casts off his despair HA, Mr. K! Oh lordy, lordy...sleepy sleepy! Catch ya on the flip side. jerri thread should be dead by then (and no, this is not an attempt at haiku god knows I have already already failed miserabley at that)

By: youhas

youhas — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 20:48:44 -0800
Italics tag closed. MeFi world safe once again For text formatting.

By: antispork

antispork — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 20:58:20 -0800

i take far too long to write about closing tag youhas was faster

By: Mick

Mick — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 21:04:34 -0800

Please do make it stop This silliness I can't stand I'm going to bed

By: Opus Dark

Opus Dark — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 21:18:33 -0800

Mefi mavens save bandwidth and Jerri's repute without knowing it by coyly writing inscrutable haiku verse not yellow insults

By: fooljay

fooljay — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 21:28:07 -0800

We behave so well when we all write in haikus Metafilter--Good.... Seriously kids The flammage above just stopped 5-7-5--Good... Of course Matt will laugh When he sees what we're doing "More money wasted"

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 21:54:44 -0800

native grammar off! haiku makes for better posts Meandering? Out! Colleen? Chapstick Ad? Of course! I recall Amber Cute "pal" of old guy Amber or Jerri? As Friend Joey once observed, "put hands together" Dogmatic? genius! Jerri? Nice, but want boobs back. Me? beer time. good night!

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:10:05 -0800

one more... Burning Man Pendant? desert bash now lame for sure But I thought: Blair Witch!

By: Opus Dark

Opus Dark — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:20:33 -0800

Sorry, look closely what hangs above Jerri's breasts is burning penance

By: fooljay

fooljay — Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:29:42 -0800

WTF is this? Playboy only shows me one pic? And she's clothed to boot?!

By: binkin

binkin — Thu, 26 Jul 2001 06:33:08 -0800

zempf: I've only been a couple of times, but the sushi there was really good, and the noodle dishes were even better. Suggestion: don't go on a Gallery Hop night!

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Thu, 26 Jul 2001 06:41:58 -0800

Worry not, fooljay: Teenage porn site webmasters Will scan, post nudes soon

By: fooljay

fooljay — Thu, 26 Jul 2001 22:02:40 -0800

Happy I'll be, Fes When my trusty steed, Google Finds the visuals