"Both Dwight Schultz, who played Murdock, and Dirk Benedict, formerly Faceman, are reported to have filmed cameos for the movie, which will be released this Friday in the US and on 30 July in the UK. However, Mr T apparently refused to make an appearance."
"'Acting is kind of gay,' Jackson said. 'It makes you soft. You got all these people combing your hair and putting a coat over your shoulders when you're cold. I don't want a coat over my shoulders! I'm a tough-ass [individual]!'
'Vancouver strikes me as a San Francisco-kind of place,' he continued. 'And I don't want [individuals] getting ideas about me. I feel in my heart I'm the toughest [individual] on the planet. And I don't want nothing changing my train of thought. If you don't believe that when we step inside the octagon, it shows.'"
But then I thought about how the plots of [Sex and the City 2] and the A-Team actually converge into the same movie. See, what happens is that the girls go to Abu Dhabi where their wacky vaginas get them into yet another jam with the religious police, so it falls to the A-Team to weld a hat on a duck and bust them out. Murdoch disguised in a burqa hacks a/the computer and they crash their van into the Dome of the Rock to launch their surprise attack. Faceman then sweet talks all the gay arab clerics, B.A. shoots evil mastermind Manolo Blahnik in the foot, the duck recovers the vaginas, and cars flip over and explode but the drivers crawl out. Finally, at the culmination of a daring helicopter dogfight, Hannibal releases their girls from their prison cell in the Nordstrom Rack high atop the Burj Dubai. "I love it when a plan comes together," says Hannibal, and kicks Samantha off the roof. Fin.
I often wonder about some of these actors that seem to take paycheck role after paycheck role
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