Is it an action figure if it sits in a tree stand all day drinking lite beer? I hope it comes with deer urine for authenticity. posted by machaus at 3:32 PM on July 26, 2001
I. Love. The Web. posted by honkzilla at 3:46 PM on July 26, 2001
What?!?
No picking up roadkill Dan?......or menial day-laborer Dan? What about the wife-beater or mullet accessories? And finally, WHERE'S THE CAN OF CHAW?
....just think of the possibilities.... posted by thewittyname at 6:33 PM on July 26, 2001
Shouldn't the bow hunter be Hunter Ted (as in the nuge)? posted by skwm at 6:39 PM on July 26, 2001
If you lay out the extra money for the Hunter Dan Double-Wide Trailer, it also includes his wife/cousin (one doll). She is available in either Waffle House Waitress or Trailer Park Whore versions. posted by daveleck at 7:24 PM on July 26, 2001
And ooh, check out the accessories. "Wild Turkey - Strutting Gobbler" ... that sounds like turkey porn, actually. posted by nathan_teske at 7:33 PM on July 26, 2001
Cool, true, but hardly beats these. posted by Bixby23 at 3:13 AM on July 27, 2001
I love the Trailer Park Whore version. I got that one with the Trailer Yard Accessories (broken down truck, doghouse with assorted droppings, tire swing). I like to have my action figure Jesus show up and try to conver the heathens. posted by Stretch at 5:54 AM on July 27, 2001
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