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This Rammstein box set is a kinda different. (NSFW)
posted by davebush (49 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite

 
Now that's special...
posted by jgaiser at 8:04 PM on June 20, 2010


Too late for Father's Day!
posted by MegoSteve at 8:05 PM on June 20, 2010 [10 favorites]


Rammstein is fantastic.
posted by kafziel at 8:06 PM on June 20, 2010


Handcuffs! Why doesn't my Police box set have those?
posted by Balisong at 8:07 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]


Somebody call up Gaga. She'd do this.
posted by kafziel at 8:13 PM on June 20, 2010


There are special editions and then there are SPECIAL EDITIONS.

Man, I would've loved this when I was 15 and going through my metal phase.
posted by LSK at 8:13 PM on June 20, 2010 [2 favorites]


Dildos as earplugs. It's the best way to listen to Rammstein.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:13 PM on June 20, 2010 [2 favorites]


They really put the "Ramm" in Rammstein.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 8:18 PM on June 20, 2010 [8 favorites]


mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey: "They really put the "Ramm" in Rammstein."

The five on the left sure do at least!
posted by battlebison at 8:19 PM on June 20, 2010


Ha, I am totally doing a MeFi Projects along these lines. Stay tuned!
posted by turgid dahlia at 8:22 PM on June 20, 2010 [3 favorites]


It's no Merzcar.
posted by unknowncommand at 8:25 PM on June 20, 2010 [4 favorites]


I love you, 21st Century.
posted by The Whelk at 8:26 PM on June 20, 2010 [3 favorites]


Pussy Promotional video Beyond NSFW.
posted by Bathtub Bobsled at 8:27 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]


Fuck, disregard my comment and just read previously.
posted by Bathtub Bobsled at 8:28 PM on June 20, 2010


Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab' nichts gesagt.
posted by Artw at 8:29 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]


Somebody call up Gaga. She'd do this.

Speaking of Lady Gaga...
posted by naju at 8:30 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]


Quoth Amazon:

Note on Boxed Sets: During shipping, discs in boxed sets occasionally become dislodged without damage. Please examine and play these discs. If you are not completely satisfied, we'll refund or replace your purchase.

Noted without comment.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:34 PM on June 20, 2010


Imagine how big the box would be if this were released by the London Philharmonic Orchestra.
posted by MegoSteve at 8:37 PM on June 20, 2010 [18 favorites]


MUST. RESIT. ORGAN-PLAYER. JOKE.

GAH!


*DIES*
posted by The Whelk at 8:38 PM on June 20, 2010 [4 favorites]


Eh, I think I'll just torrent the dildos.
posted by "Elbows" O'Donoghue at 8:39 PM on June 20, 2010 [5 favorites]


Radiohead are actually doing this using a "pay what you want" model for their next record. Dildos by Stanley Donwood - should be fun!
posted by turgid dahlia at 8:42 PM on June 20, 2010 [2 favorites]


but turgid dhalia
posted by The Whelk at 8:52 PM on June 20, 2010


One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

posted by cjorgensen at 9:05 PM on June 20, 2010 [3 favorites]


TOTAL ANNE MURRAY RIPOFF.
posted by jimmythefish at 9:13 PM on June 20, 2010 [11 favorites]


I've got to believe that The Little Willies aren't going to follow suit.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 9:19 PM on June 20, 2010


six pink dildos modeled after the, uh, band members themselves

One guy is totally getting more than his fair share of the groupies from now on.
posted by availablelight at 9:22 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]


There's something refreshing about a band that has essentially said, "Fuck it. We're going right to the end of the road with this. We're not gonna screw around like KISS and pretend we're shocking..."
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 9:26 PM on June 20, 2010 [5 favorites]


Didn't Justin Timberlake already do this?
posted by Sys Rq at 9:26 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]


/me looks at the text "six pink dildos modeled after the, uh, band members themselves"

/me looks at the dildos, and all their... corrugations.

/me thinks that maybe Rammstein should schedule a group appointment at the winky doctor.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:30 PM on June 20, 2010 [10 favorites]


Meatfilter.
posted by erniepan at 9:49 PM on June 20, 2010


ROU_Xenophobe: Modeled after. Meaning, they took some artistic liberties.

At least, I hope so
posted by bkudria at 9:50 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]


Cynthia Plaster Caster
posted by Artw at 9:54 PM on June 20, 2010


Is that a box set in your pocket or are you just OH MY GOD PUT THAT AWAY.
posted by loquacious at 10:11 PM on June 20, 2010 [19 favorites]


A previous Rammstein discussion on Metafilter.
posted by zippy at 10:30 PM on June 20, 2010


Amazon description: six sex toys (numerically corresponding to each member of the band)

Players in Rammstein are assigned membership numbers? Exactly how bad is the turnover rate in that band?
posted by pracowity at 10:41 PM on June 20, 2010


TOTAL ANNE MURRAY RIPOFF.

There's a hippo in my bathtub!
posted by benzenedream at 11:02 PM on June 20, 2010


Exactly how bad is the turnover rate in that band?

The rock and roll life is hard on everyone.
posted by zippy at 12:03 AM on June 21, 2010


I still love their reimagining of Snow White.
posted by homunculus at 12:12 AM on June 21, 2010 [2 favorites]




If you listen to Rammstein you're fucked anyways.
posted by bardic at 1:03 AM on June 21, 2010


Yes, yes, hurf durf, your favourite band sucks too, bardic.
posted by rodgerd at 1:23 AM on June 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


My boyfriend's dad is a huge Rammstein fan, and next time I see him I'm going to be thinking of him owning this box set. Damn you, Metafilter!
posted by Coobeastie at 1:42 AM on June 21, 2010


TOTAL ANNE MURRAY RIPOFF

Great, now I'm imagining Rammstein grinding through "You needed me" and "Snowbird."

It kinda works.
posted by zippy at 1:58 AM on June 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


Christ, watch your asshole.

those things look dangerous
posted by orme at 4:06 AM on June 21, 2010


Box set includes bonus boner tracks.

Like the Real Thing, the Lady Gaga Sex Doll May or May Not Have a Penis

Lady Gaga has Schrödinger's pee-pee?
And isn't he going to need it?
posted by kirkaracha at 6:14 AM on June 21, 2010


Um... urologically speaking, I'd say the Rammstein lads are using pretty funky equipment... all those wrinkles and ridges? If those accurately reflect the band members' members, I'd say it's time to get out of the pool already.

Certainly are upright lads, though.
posted by kinnakeet at 6:34 AM on June 21, 2010


Eh, I think I'll just torrent the dildos.


I tried, but they're just not coming down the tubes
posted by mannequito at 9:18 AM on June 21, 2010


Speaking of Lady Gaga...

No we are NOT GODDAMMIT we are talking about SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE
posted by FatherDagon at 10:37 AM on June 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


I really hope it comes with rubbers.
posted by QIbHom at 7:23 AM on June 25, 2010


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