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Imagine how big the box would be if this were released by the London Philharmonic Orchestra. posted by MegoSteve at 8:37 PM on June 20, 2010 [18 favorites]
Radiohead are actually doing this using a "pay what you want" model for their next record. Dildos by Stanley Donwood - should be fun! posted by turgid dahlia at 8:42 PM on June 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song? posted by cjorgensen at 9:05 PM on June 20, 2010 [3 favorites]
six pink dildos modeled after the, uh, band members themselves
One guy is totally getting more than his fair share of the groupies from now on. posted by availablelight at 9:22 PM on June 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
There's something refreshing about a band that has essentially said, "Fuck it. We're going right to the end of the road with this. We're not gonna screw around like KISS and pretend we're shocking..." posted by Cool Papa Bell at 9:26 PM on June 20, 2010 [5 favorites]
/me looks at the text "six pink dildos modeled after the, uh, band members themselves"
/me looks at the dildos, and all their... corrugations.
/me thinks that maybe Rammstein should schedule a group appointment at the winky doctor. posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:30 PM on June 20, 2010 [10 favorites]
Amazon description: six sex toys (numerically corresponding to each member of the band)
Players in Rammstein are assigned membership numbers? Exactly how bad is the turnover rate in that band? posted by pracowity at 10:41 PM on June 20, 2010
If you listen to Rammstein you're fucked anyways. posted by bardic at 1:03 AM on June 21, 2010
Yes, yes, hurf durf, your favourite band sucks too, bardic. posted by rodgerd at 1:23 AM on June 21, 2010 [1 favorite]
My boyfriend's dad is a huge Rammstein fan, and next time I see him I'm going to be thinking of him owning this box set. Damn you, Metafilter! posted by Coobeastie at 1:42 AM on June 21, 2010
TOTAL ANNE MURRAY RIPOFF
Great, now I'm imagining Rammstein grinding through "You needed me" and "Snowbird."
those things look dangerous posted by orme at 4:06 AM on June 21, 2010
Box set includes bonus boner tracks.
Like the Real Thing, the Lady Gaga Sex Doll May or May Not Have a Penis
Lady Gaga has Schrödinger's pee-pee?
And isn't he going to need it? posted by kirkaracha at 6:14 AM on June 21, 2010
Um... urologically speaking, I'd say the Rammstein lads are using pretty funky equipment... all those wrinkles and ridges? If those accurately reflect the band members' members, I'd say it's time to get out of the pool already.
Certainly are upright lads, though. posted by kinnakeet at 6:34 AM on June 21, 2010
Eh, I think I'll just torrent the dildos.
I tried, but they're just not coming down the tubes posted by mannequito at 9:18 AM on June 21, 2010
Speaking of Lady Gaga...
No we are NOT GODDAMMIT we are talking about SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE posted by FatherDagon at 10:37 AM on June 21, 2010 [1 favorite]
I really hope it comes with rubbers. posted by QIbHom at 7:23 AM on June 25, 2010
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