Cheney's got heart
June 26, 2010 6:26 AM   Subscribe

Cheney is experiencing "discomfort," but not for anything to do with Iraq or Halliburton.
posted by anothermug (17 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is not great for metafilter. -- jessamyn



 
Probably experiencing a conscience tumor. They'll have it out in no time.
posted by pyrex at 6:29 AM on June 26, 2010


That "discomfort" will follow him all the way down into Hell. He'll be used to it in no time.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 6:31 AM on June 26, 2010 [1 favorite]


Relax people. There's currently a worldwide shortage of baby's blood. He probably just hasn't fed properly in awhile.
posted by Thorzdad at 6:39 AM on June 26, 2010


Nothing to see here, move along...
posted by zardoz at 6:39 AM on June 26, 2010


I just hope he's up to date with his health insurance
posted by the noob at 6:43 AM on June 26, 2010


I just want to make it clear that it's discomfort and not torture we're talking about.
posted by Obscure Reference at 6:46 AM on June 26, 2010 [1 favorite]


Hail Satan!!!
posted by isopraxis at 6:48 AM on June 26, 2010


Did you know that Baron Vladimir Harkonnen was based on Dick Cheney? According to Frederick Pohl, it's true!
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:49 AM on June 26, 2010


Okay, really? This? An FPP?
posted by resiny at 6:49 AM on June 26, 2010


Wait, does that make Obama Muad'dib?
posted by elizardbits at 6:50 AM on June 26, 2010 [1 favorite]


You jerks are going to feel bad if this turns out to be serious.
posted by mazola at 6:52 AM on June 26, 2010


I'm going to feel great if this turns out to be serious.
posted by equalpants at 6:55 AM on June 26, 2010 [2 favorites]


You jerks are going to feel bad if this turns out to be serious.


AYFKM? I'll be dancing a fucking jig, thank you very much.
posted by unSane at 6:55 AM on June 26, 2010 [1 favorite]


Worst of Metafilter.
posted by callmejay at 6:57 AM on June 26, 2010


best of the web!
posted by es_de_bah at 6:58 AM on June 26, 2010


Did someone shoot him in the face?
posted by m0nm0n at 7:00 AM on June 26, 2010


who cares?
posted by pyramid termite at 7:02 AM on June 26, 2010


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