The (Other) Other White Meat
June 26, 2010 4:59 PM Subscribe
posted by emilyd22222 (50 comments total)
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The National Pork Board believes in unicorns. Or, at least, its lawyers seem to think
that canned unicorn meat
is a real product.
From ThinkGeek.com's press release(PDF)
"It was never our intention to cause a national crisis and misguide American citizens regarding the differences between the pig and the unicorn," said Scott Kauffman, President and CEO of Geeknet. In fact, ThinkGeek's canned unicorn meat is sparkly, a bit red, and not approved by any government entity."