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Holy nostalgia fetish, it's Ward Sutton's bat porn.
posted by Artw (34 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

 
So Vivid is launching an ENTIRE LINE of Superhero themed porn?


I'm gonna somehow blame Watchmen for this.
posted by The Whelk at 10:39 AM on June 27, 2010 [2 favorites]


I never considered Batman a superhero, he was just a smart guy with a cool outfit and a secret identity. By that standard, a drag queen is a superhero. Of course, the drag queen's sidekick instead of the Boy Wonder, would be Wonder If It's A Boy.
posted by jonmc at 10:43 AM on June 27, 2010 [9 favorites]


And the Catwoman would be... nevermind. Too Easy.
posted by hal9k at 10:44 AM on June 27, 2010


The Bi-Wonder?


Oh my.
posted by The Whelk at 10:45 AM on June 27, 2010 [1 favorite]


I like how this post and the True Blood post surround a moral outrage story like the bread in an American Psyche Sandwich
posted by The Whelk at 10:46 AM on June 27, 2010


I have a sinking feeling this might just be one of those *poof* FPPs
posted by infini at 10:47 AM on June 27, 2010


Plastic Man is a given.
posted by DaddyNewt at 10:49 AM on June 27, 2010


The Frank Miller parody is spot on. Spot. On.

I love Ward Sutton's work on Strangers with Candy and his Sutton Impact comics.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:54 AM on June 27, 2010


Bonus points for them actually shooting at the Bronson Cave.
posted by mrzarquon at 10:54 AM on June 27, 2010




Something something GIANT-SIZED MAN-THING drawn by Dick Sprang something something.
posted by Ron Thanagar at 10:57 AM on June 27, 2010 [1 favorite]


I have a sinking feeling this might just be one of those *poof* FPPs

Take your hate speech elsewhere!
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:01 AM on June 27, 2010 [2 favorites]


Surely they can release another video wherein Batman goes poof.
posted by The Whelk at 11:04 AM on June 27, 2010


I like how this post and the True Blood post surround a moral outrage story like the bread in an American Psyche Sandwich

I did vaguely consider doing a post about the Texas Republicans Party voting to make blowjobs illegal in Texas I am not even kidding there, but at the end of the day posts about crazy American politics are probably best left to Americans. Racy pop culture stories with Batman depicted in multiple styles including that spot on Miller one is something I am all about though.
posted by Artw at 11:14 AM on June 27, 2010


Vivid can start here I guess
posted by The Whelk


With the exception of Clark Kent giving Lois Lane an orgasm when he kisses her, the other examples in that above link are abominations and will surely be wiped off the face of the planet and erased from mankind's collective memory by whatever deity or invisible deal you believe runs the universe.
posted by marxchivist at 11:15 AM on June 27, 2010


Hmm, did you realize you linked to the 11th slide in that slideshow?
posted by delmoi at 11:15 AM on June 27, 2010


Crap, I did not. Thank you.
posted by Artw at 11:16 AM on June 27, 2010


Plastic Man is a given.

Garth Ennis has a pretty nasty take on Metamorpho in The Boys at the moment.
posted by Artw at 11:19 AM on June 27, 2010 [1 favorite]


Given his role in Twilight Of The Superheroes, yeah Plastic Man is always gonna get screwed (over).
posted by The Whelk at 11:20 AM on June 27, 2010 [1 favorite]


By that standard, a drag queen is a superhero.

Well this one is
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 11:39 AM on June 27, 2010 [2 favorites]


And the trailer gets like 3/4 million hits on youtube... wonder how much that translates to actual DVD purchases as opposed to piracy (even if I learn from 'tube comments it has a non-pr0n option)
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 11:45 AM on June 27, 2010


Bacchus Boy Wonder.
posted by Tube at 11:48 AM on June 27, 2010


Isn't it "The Batman?"
posted by cjorgensen at 12:12 PM on June 27, 2010


Isn't it "The Batman?"

Only when he's made out of legos.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 12:35 PM on June 27, 2010


Plastic Man?
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:54 PM on June 27, 2010 [1 favorite]


Plastic Man is a given.

Two words: Elongated Man.
posted by maqsarian at 1:06 PM on June 27, 2010 [1 favorite]


I went to click on The Whelk's link and I thought, "This list better have Starfox on it."

Sure enough.

Starfox was CREE-PY.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 4:47 PM on June 27, 2010


We watched the Vivid Batman movie. The casting and plot related acting was nearly on par with the sixties show. The best work was from a grizzled Randy Spears as the Joker ... Excellent laugh and attitude. The Riddler was good, too. Sadly, it suffers from what we might call "Vivid Syndrome" ... Well lit, good costuming and sets, technically ept, but the sex is entirely without heat, goes on way too long, and generally features [Metafilter:] uncomfortable poses with endlessly repetitive thrusting. There's a cool non sex cameo from the Hedgehog, which got a laugh.
posted by seanmpuckett at 5:04 PM on June 27, 2010


Batman was the third possibility that went through my mind in connection with the words 'bat porn'.
posted by Casimir at 5:56 PM on June 27, 2010


When WILL they release the original Batman series on DVD?!?
posted by yhbc at 7:16 PM on June 27, 2010


The Bi-Wonder?


Oh my.



Of course, I imagined you saying that with a George Takei inflection.
posted by darkstar at 7:23 PM on June 27, 2010 [2 favorites]


I had thought that this thread would be about... bats.
posted by ovvl at 9:26 PM on June 27, 2010


We watched the Vivid Batman movie.

But do words like "THRUST!", "BOING!" and "SPOOGE!" pop up onscreen in comicbook soundeffect style?
posted by Artw at 9:34 PM on June 27, 2010


Artw, alas no. That might've redeemed the interminability somewhat. Istr a choreographed fight scene though, that did.
posted by seanmpuckett at 3:37 AM on June 28, 2010


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