Tasty In Any Language

June 30, 2010 6:43 PM

Pizza song.

Pizza song. Pizza song. Pizza song. Pizza song. Pizza song. Pizza song. Pizza song. Pizza song.

posted by hermitosis (17 comments total)

I still prefer Grumblebee's version of The Munsters' theme music.

Big pizza. Big pizza.

If you like onions and anchovies,
You will love our de-lic-i-ous pies.

(Simultaneously with "pies") Big pizza. Big pizza.

Just take one look at the size of them,
and you'll trash your burger and fries.

(Simultaneously with "fries") Big pizza. Big pizza.

You won't believe how many we have sold.
Tasty hot and very tasty cold.

If you like sausage and parmesan,
Pepperoni -- and baloney...

We challenge you to finish every bite.
You'll be chewing morning, noon and night.

If you have taste buds and fortitude,
Buy our pizza -- and EAT!
posted by Alt F4 at 6:50 PM on June 30, 2010

He's so emphatic about liking pit-za with tomato. Almost as emphatic as I am about liking sandwiches with bread. (I'm recently lactose intolerant so I'm pretty sure a white slice would destroy me, Lactaid or not. And yes I am bitter)
posted by griphus at 6:51 PM on June 30, 2010

Pitchfork: Do you pay much attention to new music at all? Do you have the time for it?

James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem: I don't really have that much time. I guess I'm interested but I guess I'm not. I would like to be interested. I have this vague sort of prejudice where I'm like "Ehh". But, you know, I like being proven wrong. And I like being proven wrong by stuff where everyone's like "Oh yeah, they're big!" I'm like, "What's this? This is interesting!" People say, "That's the Drums. Everybody knows what that is." And I'm like, "Oh, I like this!" Like a year later. I remember I did that with Arcade Fire like two years after the fact. I said, "Who's this? This is good!" And everyone's like, "Oh, Jesus." I'm not like, y'know, [mimes being on the Internet]. "What are the kids doing?" But it's tough. It wears you out, as Thom Yorke said. I just think there's too much music. It's too easy to release music.

— interview, last Monday

Ha. People who can already easily release music are always saying things like "it's too easy to release music."

Well, all I have to say is: screw you, James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem. I am going to listen to nine different cheesy amateur pizza songs, and there is nothing you and your oh-so-hip friends can do to stop me.

[mimes being on the internet]
posted by koeselitz at 7:01 PM on June 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

I've watched the fourth one maybe ten times now. brb- watching it more.
Pizza-kun to-to-to-to-to-toppingsu.
posted by Dr-Baa at 7:10 PM on June 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

I could go for some pizza right about now.
posted by The Whelk at 7:31 PM on June 30, 2010

I could always go for some pizza, to be honest.
posted by Dr-Baa at 7:32 PM on June 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

It's hard to want pizza when you're already eating a bowl full of delicious ice cream.
posted by aubilenon at 7:52 PM on June 30, 2010

Which clip is the Nick Cave version?
posted by cjorgensen at 8:10 PM on June 30, 2010 [1 favorite]

It's hard to want pizza when you're already eating a bowl full of delicious ice cream.

Communist.
posted by device55 at 8:10 PM on June 30, 2010

The fifth one got a lot of airplay in my 9th grade Spanish I class. Memorieeees...
posted by rebel_rebel at 8:20 PM on June 30, 2010

Everyone knows that Friday is Pizza Day (the best day of the week.)
posted by Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld at 8:24 PM on June 30, 2010 [1 favorite]

Oh come on now, you need the original Charlotte Diamond. I am a pizza. Hell yeah!
posted by a sourceless light at 9:37 PM on June 30, 2010

Previously...
posted by schmod at 9:38 PM on June 30, 2010

Dr-Baa: “I've watched the fourth one maybe ten times now. brb- watching it more.”

Yes, the fourth one is very good.

However, you are advised not to get stuck there, as the sixth one is so staggeringly awesome that it may change your life. Seriously.
posted by koeselitz at 9:59 PM on June 30, 2010

I always liked this pizza song.
posted by thivaia at 10:13 PM on June 30, 2010

Cold pizza.
posted by zippy at 1:27 AM on July 1, 2010

I wouldn't want any of you to miss this pizza song. Their eyes are the most frightening part to me. What is the most frightening part to you?
posted by bobobox at 5:32 AM on July 1, 2010