"Two hours of "you're gay?" Haven't we all had enough of this in middle school?"
"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black. I don't care what you say—you're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It could be goat milk—you could be a terrorist!"
At other points during the show, Gallagher says, "Men and women can't live in the same house" and "There's no way men and women can have a relationship." He says he can't remember why he used to feel pleasure in looking at a woman. And, "There's only one kind of homosexual guy, and that's the pretty ones—why do homosexual men have to be so good-looking?"
Pat Boone: Hating the Gay.
Pat Boone Compares Prop 8 Demonstrators to Mumbai Terrorists.
Damn. This must be what conservatives feel like when they find out one of their children is gay...
"We drifted off to sleep and awakened as the sunlight streamed through the lace curtains. He smiled and patted my chest affectionately, while I felt hung-over and sick with shame at our midnight activity. The carefree happiness of my visit had turned into something shabby and unclean.
I could not meet his eyes at the breakfast table and the little fool laughed and had a high time, as if he engaged in that sort of under-the-cover play every night. I was miserable and disgusted with myself and I made up my mind that I was going to leave. It would be better that way, to get away from further temptation.
I wondered how many boys across the land were living their lives carrying a burden such as ours and what they were doing about the problem. Perhaps many of them were like Frank and just accepted it and themselves and didn't make a big thing of it as I did."
In case you just can't get enough of the wacky world of Gallagher, I typed up all the right-wing, homo-obsessed, crazybrains "jokes" that I didn't have room for in my article.
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