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July 8, 2010 4:23 AM   Subscribe

If you're poor like me and can't take yoga or get a gym membership, some very nice people have put a lot of Billy Blanks up on YouTube, and I highly recommend it. If you can get past the dorkiness of it, I think you'll find that it's pretty rewarding (bonus: enormously-muscled black guy hugs at the end for those who make it all the way through! Not even kidding!).
posted by Mooseli (15 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is kind of weird and reads like a personal blog post, not a mefi post. -- cortex



 
Nothing you have ever seen before, and nothing you have ever heard before, will prepare you for the shock.
posted by gman at 4:32 AM on July 8, 2010


I had a roommate who did these workouts. They do seem like fun and a real workout.

Yet, I can't put my finger on why, but Tae Bo is one of my least favorite portmanteaus.
posted by montaigneisright at 5:03 AM on July 8, 2010


(bonus: enormously-muscled black guy hugs at the end for those who make it all the way through! Not even kidding!)

why would you be kidding?
posted by jammy at 5:04 AM on July 8, 2010


This rhyme flow take practice like Tae Bo
With Billy Blanks
"Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks."


I never saw Blanks doing his exercise shtick, but I did see the bewildering TC 2000, and it was quite a challenge getting past the dorkiness of it.
posted by Chichibio at 5:12 AM on July 8, 2010


If people can't afford a gym, yoga class or even internet in their home, they could do these exercises at the library. They have free internet, right? hamburger
posted by fixedgear at 5:20 AM on July 8, 2010


What does Billy Blanks wear on formal occasions?

A Bo Tae.
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:40 AM on July 8, 2010 [8 favorites]


Better yet, some public libaries offer a selection of workout DVDs (albeit a yoga and As-Seen-on-TV intensive selection).
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 5:43 AM on July 8, 2010


While I am confident that Tae Bo is a good cardiovascular workout, I am less confident that it's a good substitute for yoga practice.
posted by box at 5:46 AM on July 8, 2010


Black guy hugs are especially...what?
posted by MrMoonPie at 5:47 AM on July 8, 2010


I prefer the Shake Weight.

this thing is real
posted by nitsuj at 5:50 AM on July 8, 2010 [1 favorite]


I don't want a sweaty guy (of any color) hugging me, so I am not going to work out.
posted by desjardins at 5:58 AM on July 8, 2010


I remember doing Tae Bo in high school gym class. It's definitely a good workout; my abs really hurt from laughing at how over-the-top the video was and goofy everyone looked.

I fell down a lot.
posted by giraffe at 6:32 AM on July 8, 2010


What does Billy Blanks wear on formal occasions?

A Bo Tae.


What does the mermaid wear to math class?

An algae-bra.
posted by sallybrown at 7:24 AM on July 8, 2010


Pepsi BlueBo?
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:48 AM on July 8, 2010


I know what can save this post--an argument about copyright.
posted by box at 7:50 AM on July 8, 2010


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