July 31, 2001

10:36 PM

How many recent metafilter threads can you spot in this story?It seems no matter you become famous (or infamous) you need a spokesperson. Just in case you are ever sans spokesperson and standing naked before the ravenous third estate this article gives you a few canned sound bites. Look in a mirror and say these six lines with a straight face: "The best thing for everyone involved is to achieve closure and move on..."
posted by rdr (2 comments total)

Damn!
There's yet another media dimwit telling me to "move on!"
:)
posted by nofundy at 12:12 PM on August 1, 2001

How do you know it wasn't spokespeople posting the links on MetaFilter?
posted by rschram at 12:52 PM on August 1, 2001