How many recent metafilter threads can you spot in this story?
July 31, 2001 10:36 PM Subscribe
How many recent metafilter threads can you spot in this story? It seems no matter you become famous (or infamous) you need a spokesperson. Just in case you are ever sans spokesperson and standing naked before the ravenous third estate this article gives you a few canned sound bites.
Look in a mirror and say these six lines with a straight face:
"The best thing for everyone involved is to achieve closure and move on..."
posted by rdr (2 comments total)
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There's yet another media dimwit telling me to "move on!"
:)
posted by nofundy at 12:12 PM on August 1, 2001