Jon Voight needs new management.
August 1, 2001 3:53 PM   Subscribe

Jon Voight needs new management. Or maybe he just needs the money.
posted by donkeyschlong (10 comments total)

I'm all about Scott Baio.
posted by ewwgene at 5:55 PM on August 1, 2001

I remember seeing "Baby Geniuses" on the "COMING SOON TO VIDEOCASSETTE!" previews on some movie I rented. Has any movie that goes straight to video EVER been good?
posted by gramcracker at 6:35 PM on August 1, 2001

"Baby Geniuses" was a theatrical release, I'm sorry to say.
posted by briank at 6:54 PM on August 1, 2001

Wasn't Christopher Lloyd in the first one? Meaning that he was presumably offered a part in the sequel. Meaning that he presumably turned down said part.

Damn, I wonder if Voight stays up at night, wondering how he angered the gods. Guy used to be one of the top stars in Hollywood. Now he's forced to settle for Reverend Jim's sloppy seconds. Cruel, cruel, fate.
posted by Optamystic at 7:49 PM on August 1, 2001

Perhaps Voight needs to build an extension to his house, which was Michael Caine's stated reason for doing "Jaws: The Revenge".

I'm all about Scott Baio.

Yeesh, I had such a crush on him in high school...
posted by chuq at 8:07 PM on August 1, 2001

Is there nothing that a studio won't do for a measly $4 million in profit nowadays?
posted by galachef55 at 8:21 PM on August 1, 2001

Jon Voight has reinvented himself as John Travolta, circa Look Who's Talking 2. Or would that be Kirstie Alley?
posted by Jos Bleau at 8:44 PM on August 1, 2001

Every time I see John Voight's name it reminds of the scene in Runaway Train where he says to one of the bad guys "Watch it, sucker!" Hy.Ster.Ical.
posted by haqspan at 7:58 AM on August 2, 2001

hey, i've got his pencil!
posted by cheesebot at 10:42 AM on August 2, 2001

I've never had the moral strenght to endure Anaconda, but horrified friends tell me that Voight was in it. SPOILER The big snake eats him.
This is sad: he used to be a really talented actor. I just hope his daughter, who's not a bad actress either, won't end her career like that
posted by matteo at 3:23 PM on August 5, 2001

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