But Congress, under heavy pressure from the powerful monkey rights lobby, decided that money being spent on the monkey collider would be put to better use in other areas of government. Now, with funding cut off, the future of our nation's monkey collision program looks bleak.
"How are we supposed to understand things like the atom or the nature of gravity if we don't even know what colliding monkeys sound like?"
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