Good on them for spreading the message of LieZell, Tyrannic Two-Faced God of Ceramic Tat, to the world at large. I can already feel its old, old eyes boring into my soul. posted by Catseye at 7:19 AM on August 6, 2010
I'm still getting over "Big Baby" from Toy Story 3, so won't be spending any time following these links. posted by seanyboy at 7:19 AM on August 6, 2010 [1 favorite]
Although I just googled "big baby", and it came up with this. *shudder* posted by seanyboy at 7:21 AM on August 6, 2010
Yeah, been there, seanyboy. It's kind of an odd effect standing there next to it. posted by Durn Bronzefist at 7:24 AM on August 6, 2010
Why did the discombobulated, floating, sad-faced, baby head hiss 'Why?' at me when I moused over? No, you know what? I'm good. Except for being haunted by the floating head.
Maybe I just need a different floating head (SYTL) to get rid of it. (The head is only at the end.) Don't miss Cancer Jesus, coming to a stage near you. posted by LD Feral at 7:27 AM on August 6, 2010
(Apologies for the momentary derail, please, let's do continue to talk about creepy babies.)
So, like, 6 or 7 years ago, this site called objective.jesussave.us appeared on the scene. It was passed around on the internet as a LOLxtians thing. The site is very comprehensive, and goes into much detail about everything the "ministry" is riled up about. There's extensive cross linking to other sites, and everything seemed to be the work of legitimate, though completely insane, actual Christian people.
It's actually just an elaborate and extremely well orchestrated prank (thank baby jesus).
For a laff, be sure to check out:
The 4 Kidz section where you meet such lovable characters as Lambuel and McGruff, the Ayn Rand reading atheist goat (there's even a link to make him out of paper! my roommate and I totally did this!).
Why malls and santa are evil.
And just about everything else on the site. There's even a picture someplace of one of their "scientists" hunting dinosaurs. I can't find it now.
Now back to your regularly scheduled metafilter... posted by phunniemee at 7:47 AM on August 6, 2010
Kids from tastefully-decorated homes in an upscale suburb go to The Salvation Army for the first time? posted by applemeat at 7:53 AM on August 6, 2010 [3 favorites]
*clicks, looks, snorts* I've seen people masturbate with creepier items than those. posted by adipocere at 8:13 AM on August 6, 2010
with the least creepyiest baby head ever on it. posted by DU at 8:15 AM on August 6, 2010 [1 favorite]
My ex's mom had her old doll from her childhood, and it was one of these kinds, and it would sit there on her high chair, staring at you while you sat eating, or playing cards around the table.
I hated that thing. That stare, it still burns it's icy gaze into my soul... 8 years later. posted by symbioid at 8:22 AM on August 6, 2010
oh, man. xod wins at creepy baby. posted by taz at 8:26 AM on August 6, 2010
Sorry, no, I do not wish to live in a world where "gorgeous" is in any way an accurate description of that ghastly fucking abomination. posted by elizardbits at 8:36 AM on August 6, 2010
The eyes. It is the eyes on that damn baby doll head.
Baby doll head story: My niece was 2 years old and the only small child in our family at the time. She was talking some but most of it hard to understand. She was at our house one day, found a disembodied baby doll head, picked it up and said, clear as day "Baby ball" as she threw it at my husband.
We laughed so hard at this angelic looking child gleefully tossing a head around. Until that night when I looked at the head and realize how creepy baby doll eyes can be. posted by SuzySmith at 8:37 AM on August 6, 2010
Holy shit, xod, that is the scariest friggin' doll I ever. That thing is going to come back in my dreams. posted by SuzySmith at 8:38 AM on August 6, 2010
Holy shit, xod, that is the scariest friggin' doll I ever
Kirk Grim, how could you look at that more than once? Gah, the creepy factor in here gets higher and higher. posted by SuzySmith at 6:12 PM on August 6, 2010
posted by fourcheesemac at 7:04 AM on August 6, 2010