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The horror, the horror, the wtf? But, wait! That's not all. Even Facebook has a page with the creepiest baby head ever on it.
posted by SuzySmith (32 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

 
What's creepy about a doll's head?
posted by fourcheesemac at 7:04 AM on August 6, 2010


Creepier doll heads.
posted by swift at 7:11 AM on August 6, 2010 [1 favorite]


What's creepy about a doll's head?

The flaking paint, the eyes frozen in horror, common sense, and this.

Speaking of creepy baby heads, let's resurrect (ha! get it!) this old classic.
posted by phunniemee at 7:12 AM on August 6, 2010 [6 favorites]


Yeah, most of these don't seem worthy of this level of snark.
posted by BaxterG4 at 7:12 AM on August 6, 2010 [2 favorites]


creepiest doll head.
posted by millipede at 7:13 AM on August 6, 2010 [5 favorites]


swift: those are really trying too hard to be creepy.

phunniemee: W.T.F.?
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 7:14 AM on August 6, 2010


"Speaking of creepy baby heads, let's resurrect (ha! get it!) this old classic."

Jesus Christ, that's creepy!
posted by kaseijin at 7:15 AM on August 6, 2010 [1 favorite]


Good on them for spreading the message of LieZell, Tyrannic Two-Faced God of Ceramic Tat, to the world at large. I can already feel its old, old eyes boring into my soul.
posted by Catseye at 7:19 AM on August 6, 2010


I'm still getting over "Big Baby" from Toy Story 3, so won't be spending any time following these links.
posted by seanyboy at 7:19 AM on August 6, 2010 [1 favorite]


Although I just googled "big baby", and it came up with this. *shudder*
posted by seanyboy at 7:21 AM on August 6, 2010


Yeah, been there, seanyboy. It's kind of an odd effect standing there next to it.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 7:24 AM on August 6, 2010


Why did the discombobulated, floating, sad-faced, baby head hiss 'Why?' at me when I moused over? No, you know what? I'm good. Except for being haunted by the floating head.

Maybe I just need a different floating head (SYTL) to get rid of it. (The head is only at the end.) Don't miss Cancer Jesus, coming to a stage near you.
posted by LD Feral at 7:27 AM on August 6, 2010


phunniemee: W.T.F.?

(Apologies for the momentary derail, please, let's do continue to talk about creepy babies.)

So, like, 6 or 7 years ago, this site called objective.jesussave.us appeared on the scene. It was passed around on the internet as a LOLxtians thing. The site is very comprehensive, and goes into much detail about everything the "ministry" is riled up about. There's extensive cross linking to other sites, and everything seemed to be the work of legitimate, though completely insane, actual Christian people.

It's actually just an elaborate and extremely well orchestrated prank (thank baby jesus).

It went offline for a year or two, and is now back as objectiveministries.org.

For a laff, be sure to check out:
The 4 Kidz section where you meet such lovable characters as Lambuel and McGruff, the Ayn Rand reading atheist goat (there's even a link to make him out of paper! my roommate and I totally did this!).
Why malls and santa are evil.
And just about everything else on the site. There's even a picture someplace of one of their "scientists" hunting dinosaurs. I can't find it now.


Now back to your regularly scheduled metafilter...
posted by phunniemee at 7:47 AM on August 6, 2010


Kids from tastefully-decorated homes in an upscale suburb go to The Salvation Army for the first time?
posted by applemeat at 7:53 AM on August 6, 2010 [3 favorites]


*clicks, looks, snorts* I've seen people masturbate with creepier items than those.
posted by adipocere at 8:13 AM on August 6, 2010


with the least creepyiest baby head ever on it.
posted by DU at 8:15 AM on August 6, 2010 [1 favorite]


My ex's mom had her old doll from her childhood, and it was one of these kinds, and it would sit there on her high chair, staring at you while you sat eating, or playing cards around the table.

I hated that thing. That stare, it still burns it's icy gaze into my soul... 8 years later.
posted by symbioid at 8:22 AM on August 6, 2010


I'll see your creepy baby and raise you a gorgeous twilight baby.
posted by xod at 8:24 AM on August 6, 2010 [3 favorites]


oh, man. xod wins at creepy baby.
posted by taz at 8:26 AM on August 6, 2010


Sorry, no, I do not wish to live in a world where "gorgeous" is in any way an accurate description of that ghastly fucking abomination.
posted by elizardbits at 8:36 AM on August 6, 2010


The eyes. It is the eyes on that damn baby doll head.

Baby doll head story: My niece was 2 years old and the only small child in our family at the time. She was talking some but most of it hard to understand. She was at our house one day, found a disembodied baby doll head, picked it up and said, clear as day "Baby ball" as she threw it at my husband.

We laughed so hard at this angelic looking child gleefully tossing a head around. Until that night when I looked at the head and realize how creepy baby doll eyes can be.
posted by SuzySmith at 8:37 AM on August 6, 2010


Holy shit, xod, that is the scariest friggin' doll I ever. That thing is going to come back in my dreams.
posted by SuzySmith at 8:38 AM on August 6, 2010


Holy shit, xod, that is the scariest friggin' doll I ever

Nope

(someone posted this to Mefi before but I couldn't find it)
posted by Kirk Grim at 8:49 AM on August 6, 2010 [2 favorites]


> I'll see your creepy baby...

"HIS FANGS ARE SECURED INTO HIS MOUTH BUT CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN USING HIS MODIFIED PACIFIER AND BOTTLE OF FAKE ANIMAL BLOOD."

I'm going to be mentally attaching that line to every toy description, ever.
posted by Catseye at 10:08 AM on August 6, 2010


This doll laughs at all your creepy baby dolls.
posted by jocelmeow at 10:32 AM on August 6, 2010 [1 favorite]


Also, if you want more than just a creepy-looking doll, ebay can take care of all your haunted doll needs.
posted by jocelmeow at 10:38 AM on August 6, 2010


creepiest doll head.

++yes.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:51 AM on August 6, 2010


Hey! I've got a set of these on flickr. Check out young love in the 70's, etc.
posted by longsleeves at 12:52 PM on August 6, 2010


Kirk Grim, how could you look at that more than once? Gah, the creepy factor in here gets higher and higher.
posted by SuzySmith at 6:12 PM on August 6, 2010


Kirk Grim, Wow! I want a whole wall of that! Even as I can almost smell Rod Serling's cigarette as he enunciates something about a lady who wasn't careful what she wished for.
posted by applemeat at 8:20 PM on August 6, 2010


Found it!
posted by Kirk Grim at 9:25 PM on August 6, 2010


My name is Talkie Tina... and I'm going to kill you.
posted by miss lynnster at 6:24 PM on August 7, 2010


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