David Foster Wallace: Drink every time a sentence has three or more conjunctions.
Jane Austen: Drink every time someone plays whist, goes riding, or gets married.
J.D. Salinger: Every time there is a symbol of lost innocence, drink a highball. Then spit it all over someone you love.
Stephenie Meyer: Drink every time someone drinks blood.
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