I remember Dr. Laura's show being a pretty good, snappy advice program back in the day before she took up politics (or before she let her politics take over the show.)
I saw the naked pictures of you on the internet. There are some things a man wishes he could just unsee! I didn't have even one impure thought. It was worse than the time I watched the "2 Girls 1 Cup" video. Have you ever seen that? It's disgusting.
Speaking of photos...can I get an autographed one? I prefer one where your clothes are on, but that's really up to you.
Don’t touch it! Don’t touch it! No one...no one...no! Don’t touch it.
Well uh I wasn’t...uh I wasn’t gonna touch it...I was just pointing at it...I....
Well don’t point, even.
Don’t even point?
No. It can’t be played...never...I mean I....
Can I look at it?
Any method of conveying that she is a bad person is perfectly legitimate.
There is no authority that reserves the title "Esquire" for the exclusive use of lawyers.
Determining whether they did the work or not is not my job; my job, as a decent human being with concern for the standards of politeness, is to call people what they would prefer to be called and to respect the institution that issued their degree--and unless it's actually a diploma mill, that institution and the people that have graduated from it deserves at least my verbal respect.
‘Doctor’ doesn't mean ‘deserving of respect.’
...when you refuse to use the honorific with someone who wants you to use it with them, you are implying that their school and all of their classmates are frauds, which is not, I think, a helpful thing to imply about someone.
"Strange, strange people, the Chinese, Culum," Struan said. "For instance; only the emperor among three hundred millions is allowed to use vermilion ink. Imagine that. If Queen Victoria said, ‘From now on, only I am allowed to use vermilion,’ as much as we love her, forty thousand Britons would instantly forswear all ink but vermilion."
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