Reverse evolution?

August 14, 2010 5:39 AM

Evolution?
posted by aqsakal (15 comments total)

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the zoo enclosure. "Vámonos, orangutanes," he whispered, and threw his busted leathery hands over the loose weave of their sienna fur. And they brachiated on in the friscalating dusklight.
posted by Greg Nog at 5:52 AM on August 14, 2010 [9 favorites]

Reverse evolution? It's been done.
posted by SansPoint at 5:58 AM on August 14, 2010 [1 favorite]

No, it u love.
posted by twoleftfeet at 6:00 AM on August 14, 2010 [4 favorites]

Dr. Banjo!
posted by The Bridge on the River Kai Ryssdal at 6:25 AM on August 14, 2010 [4 favorites]

I thought it was going to be this.
posted by Catseye at 6:34 AM on August 14, 2010 [2 favorites]

I thought it was going to be this.
posted by Lorc at 6:41 AM on August 14, 2010

I thought it was going to be this.
posted by Meatbomb at 7:08 AM on August 14, 2010 [1 favorite]

If we didn't have bad science writing, we wouldn't have any science writing.
posted by DU at 7:10 AM on August 14, 2010 [1 favorite]

I though it was going to be about ?uestlove. Until I thought about it for a second.
posted by domnit at 8:03 AM on August 14, 2010

I expect the follow-up headline to be:

GYMNAST LOSES TESTICLES, LIMBS, LIFE

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
posted by Turkey Glue at 8:23 AM on August 14, 2010

You know one of them sort of remembers just a little and is all kinds of "I told you we should have never come down from the trees!"

We'll nickname that one Uncle Vanya.
posted by Nanukthedog at 8:30 AM on August 14, 2010 [2 favorites]

Sleep in Saturday I guess.
posted by adamvasco at 9:13 AM on August 14, 2010

Daily Mail-filter.
posted by JHarris at 11:11 AM on August 14, 2010

Reverse Evolution? Isn't that what Shredder and Krang were always trying to do to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
posted by Talez at 4:24 PM on August 14, 2010

It's only reverse evolution if Zonderland sprouts orange fur and prefers living in trees.
posted by bwg at 5:24 PM on August 14, 2010 [1 favorite]