My, that was a yummy ... Gouda.You begin to feel greedy and you sense gold. Or a decent forgery.You feel a strange sense of loss. Oh, that was your conscience, how sad.( INTERIOR, COURTROOM PROSECUTING ATTORNEY Your Honor, the prosecution will prove that Mr. Suetanvil ambushed and murdered the God Of Hellfire in order to steal his Potion of Cure Dianthroritis. Furthermore, the prosecution will show that it was premeditated and that the defendant had gone to great lengths to acquire intrinsic stealth, speed, cancellation and a magic sword especially suited for killing demons. HE SITS DOWN. THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY RISES. DEFENSE ATTORNEY Your Honor, the defense will show that this was a clearcut case of self defense. My client was seeking the potion to cure his dying daughter and attempted to negotiate in good faith. However, every attempt to contact Mr. Of Hellfile was met with immediate lethal force and Mr. Suetanvil survived only by luck and skill. Still, due to the severity of the situation, he had hoped to speak to Mr. Of Hellfile personally, despite previous ill will, in the hope that some mutually beneficial arrangement could be made. Mr. Of Hellfire did not agree and my client was forced to defend himself. HE SITS DOWN. SUETANVIL RISES AND LOOKS AROUND. HE CASTS MAGIC FIRE, INCINERATING EVERYONE IN THE COURTROOM, THEN LOOTS THE BODIES.)
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