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Post number 9521

jjg — Mon, 20 Aug 2001 16:18:39 -0800

The sharks are working up an appetite in the Gulf of Mexico -- but the real feeding frenzy is back on shore.

By: fooljay

fooljay — Mon, 20 Aug 2001 16:32:00 -0800

Maybe they think that we should celebrate Shark Week year-roiund? I'd be up for that... I {heart} Shark Week... Sad that it's over....

By: Mo Nickels

Mo Nickels — Mon, 20 Aug 2001 16:39:53 -0800

Here's an interview with a couple which was unwittingly jet-skiing and swimming among the sharks. They're now semi-famous.

By: jjg

jjg — Mon, 20 Aug 2001 16:52:11 -0800

Well, Jay, it's like the song goes: "Shark Week comes but once a year." See also: "On the first day of Shark Week, my true love gave to me..."

By: X-00

X-00 — Mon, 20 Aug 2001 17:02:35 -0800

"...A yellow striped wetsuit to keep sharks at bay."

By: fooljay

fooljay — Mon, 20 Aug 2001 17:30:21 -0800

Tourists are screaming The sad, sad news Oh, what a shark week to have limbs to lose My leg is gone I've no defense To save my ass From these Hammerheads The Times will be writing About "Jaws" tonight Right through the marrow these damned sharks will bite Please come home from Daytona Please come home from Daytona If not in one piece Then at least alive Friends and relations Send salutations So shocked but curious of their fears For this is Shark Week Shark Week, my dear The time of year they eat the ones you love So won't you tell me You'll never more roam Near any beaches Washing up in bloody foam There'll be no more sorrow No grief on the sand Because it's Shark Week And your ass is is staying on land.

By: Option1

Option1 — Tue, 21 Aug 2001 11:42:42 -0800

It's just a pack of dingoes with scuba gear. Everyone knows sharks are those cute furry little animals that spend all day running round and round on those wheels in little cage and that they wouldn't harm a fly.