I laughed so much at Splice. SPOILER: I realised right away that the movie made fun of the ridiculousness of post-yuppie parents. The couple (but more the woman) spontaneously decide to risk having a baby, but everything goes wrong. They're stuck with a half-girl, half-chicken monstrosity, who has a poisonous stinger in her tail. Despite being the world's worst kid - killing her pet cat, seducing the father, and so on - the couple just adores her. Then the half-girl, half-chicken goes berserk, changes into a half-man, half-rooster, kills the father and viciously rapes the mother. Ultimately, the mother's solution for happiness, seemingly without regret, is to have yet another baby.
And not just that, but the baby produced via her rape by the half-man, half-rooster! Hurray. It was the best parable of the insanity of (some forms of) modern parenting I've ever seen, and I heartily awat his next film. posted by Dee Xtrovert at 4:30 AM on September 30, 2010
A little underimpressed with the HTML5 viewer under Chrome should anyone care. Really impacted the enjoyment level for me. posted by Samizdata at 6:05 AM on September 30, 2010
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