Thought experiment: What would be this statue's Kevin Bacon number if Kevin Bacon were to ignore the asterisk and eat it? posted by chavenet at 3:56 AM on October 1, 2010
Now Kevin Bacon is separated from every animal in the kingdom by no less than 6 strips. The world can implode now. posted by iamkimiam at 4:43 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Next up: Black Pudding Kevin Spacey. posted by thoughtless at 4:47 AM on October 1, 2010
Followed by Haggis Joe Pesci? posted by elizardbits at 5:31 AM on October 1, 2010
More like Bacon Conan O'Brien
My reaction as well. What's up with the pompadour? posted by mkultra at 5:38 AM on October 1, 2010
I've been over bacon since the bacon AT-AT posted by empath at 5:41 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
Date of Creation: 2000-Now
Well there ya go. There is Clinton administration-era bacon involved. That cannot be good for you. posted by ricochet biscuit at 5:48 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Misleading. I wanted a full-body rendition with Bacon interviews, the ritual sacrifice...This just looks like a generic, brick-red Bill Plympton dream fart. posted by gorgor_balabala at 6:23 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm all for eating tasty animals, but when you start to sculpt with their dead meat parts to raise money for charity I think you've taken one step closer to the abyss. At least they aren't claiming it's art. Well, they are, but those are obvious jokes, right? posted by cjorgensen at 6:40 AM on October 1, 2010
Since we're talking about celebrity avatars made out of foodstuffs, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Butter Paula Deen. posted by shiu mai baby at 6:40 AM on October 1, 2010
It has recently come to my notice and attention that you are far too amused by the existence of bacon. While I am currently childless, I have always been of the sort to make personal vows against certain methods of disingenuous parenting presented by media depiction and e.g. anecdotes from friends, i.e. 'Eat your cauliflower because there are starving children in Africa.' This has always seemed to me rather more guilt-inducing and manipulative than prudent advice; however, Mr. The Internet, are you aware that there are actually starving children in Africa? It's true. You should look it up on you. In any case I find it slightly unsettling to imagine a third party's perspective on the whole situation: pot-bellied children with flies on their tear ducts over here, lunatics with inedible bacon sculptures over here. You say that you are a tool for global communication, The Internet; are you sure you want that?
FAIL. Non-edible, and doesn't look like Kevin Bacon. This is the exact opposite of the real Kevin Bacon, who is both edible and resembles himself to a great degree. posted by ericbop at 7:58 AM on October 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
If you need to dereference a Bacon pointer to get access to the Kevin Bacon object, something has probably gone awryin your class structure or namespace. posted by Kwine at 8:12 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
I'm pretty sure it could pass for Bruce Campbell. posted by permafrost at 8:46 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
The hard part is finding a pasta food that captures the individual.
posted by chavenet at 3:56 AM on October 1, 2010