Bacon Kevin Bacon!
October 1, 2010 3:49 AM Subscribe
Please be advised that *Bacon Kevin Bacon is not edible.
That thing is utterly horrifying.
posted by Windigo at 4:07 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Windigo at 4:07 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Please be advised that *Bacon Kevin Bacon looks nothing like Kevin Bacon.
posted by Help, I can't stop talking! at 4:25 AM on October 1, 2010 [9 favorites]
posted by Help, I can't stop talking! at 4:25 AM on October 1, 2010 [9 favorites]
Bacon Kevin Bacon is not edible.
The hell I say!
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 4:27 AM on October 1, 2010
The hell I say!
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 4:27 AM on October 1, 2010
Bacon Kevin Bacon looks nothing like Kevin Bacon.
More like Bacon Conan O'Brien
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 4:28 AM on October 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
More like Bacon Conan O'Brien
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 4:28 AM on October 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
Haters gonna hate.
posted by LittleMissCranky at 4:40 AM on October 1, 2010
posted by LittleMissCranky at 4:40 AM on October 1, 2010
Now Kevin Bacon is separated from every animal in the kingdom by no less than 6 strips. The world can implode now.
posted by iamkimiam at 4:43 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by iamkimiam at 4:43 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Next up: Black Pudding Kevin Spacey.
posted by thoughtless at 4:47 AM on October 1, 2010
posted by thoughtless at 4:47 AM on October 1, 2010
I want to see what he does with Kate Moss.
posted by three blind mice at 4:48 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by three blind mice at 4:48 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Coming next, 30ft statue of Rick Santorum.
posted by fire&wings at 5:02 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by fire&wings at 5:02 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
Followed by Haggis Joe Pesci?
posted by elizardbits at 5:31 AM on October 1, 2010
posted by elizardbits at 5:31 AM on October 1, 2010
More like Bacon Conan O'Brien
My reaction as well. What's up with the pompadour?
posted by mkultra at 5:38 AM on October 1, 2010
My reaction as well. What's up with the pompadour?
posted by mkultra at 5:38 AM on October 1, 2010
I've been over bacon since the bacon AT-AT
posted by empath at 5:41 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by empath at 5:41 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
Date of Creation: 2000-Now
Well there ya go. There is Clinton administration-era bacon involved. That cannot be good for you.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 5:48 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Well there ya go. There is Clinton administration-era bacon involved. That cannot be good for you.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 5:48 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Coming next, 30ft statue of Rick Santorum.*
*Santorum Rick Santorum is not edible.
posted by T.D. Strange at 5:52 AM on October 1, 2010 [5 favorites]
*Santorum Rick Santorum is not edible.
posted by T.D. Strange at 5:52 AM on October 1, 2010 [5 favorites]
More like Bacon Conan O'Brien
No, this is more like Conan O'Brien.
posted by Fizz at 5:59 AM on October 1, 2010
No, this is more like Conan O'Brien.
posted by Fizz at 5:59 AM on October 1, 2010
Misleading. I wanted a full-body rendition with Bacon interviews, the ritual sacrifice...This just looks like a generic, brick-red Bill Plympton dream fart.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 6:23 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by gorgor_balabala at 6:23 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm all for eating tasty animals, but when you start to sculpt with their dead meat parts to raise money for charity I think you've taken one step closer to the abyss. At least they aren't claiming it's art. Well, they are, but those are obvious jokes, right?
posted by cjorgensen at 6:40 AM on October 1, 2010
posted by cjorgensen at 6:40 AM on October 1, 2010
Since we're talking about celebrity avatars made out of foodstuffs, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Butter Paula Deen.
posted by shiu mai baby at 6:40 AM on October 1, 2010
posted by shiu mai baby at 6:40 AM on October 1, 2010
"Best if stored at 6°."
posted by pracowity at 6:50 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by pracowity at 6:50 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
For posterity: Bacon "Kevin Bacon" on AOL News, and BKB at What Do Bacon Do.
posted by filthy light thief at 6:52 AM on October 1, 2010
posted by filthy light thief at 6:52 AM on October 1, 2010
Truly this is The Best Of The oh forget it.
posted by Ron Thanagar at 7:15 AM on October 1, 2010
posted by Ron Thanagar at 7:15 AM on October 1, 2010
Please be advised that *Ford Madox Ford is not drivable.
posted by The Bellman at 7:27 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by The Bellman at 7:27 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
Dear The Internet,
It has recently come to my notice and attention that you are far too amused by the existence of bacon. While I am currently childless, I have always been of the sort to make personal vows against certain methods of disingenuous parenting presented by media depiction and e.g. anecdotes from friends, i.e. 'Eat your cauliflower because there are starving children in Africa.' This has always seemed to me rather more guilt-inducing and manipulative than prudent advice; however, Mr. The Internet, are you aware that there are actually starving children in Africa? It's true. You should look it up on you. In any case I find it slightly unsettling to imagine a third party's perspective on the whole situation: pot-bellied children with flies on their tear ducts over here, lunatics with inedible bacon sculptures over here. You say that you are a tool for global communication, The Internet; are you sure you want that?
With love and squalor,
shakey
posted by shakespeherian at 7:53 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
It has recently come to my notice and attention that you are far too amused by the existence of bacon. While I am currently childless, I have always been of the sort to make personal vows against certain methods of disingenuous parenting presented by media depiction and e.g. anecdotes from friends, i.e. 'Eat your cauliflower because there are starving children in Africa.' This has always seemed to me rather more guilt-inducing and manipulative than prudent advice; however, Mr. The Internet, are you aware that there are actually starving children in Africa? It's true. You should look it up on you. In any case I find it slightly unsettling to imagine a third party's perspective on the whole situation: pot-bellied children with flies on their tear ducts over here, lunatics with inedible bacon sculptures over here. You say that you are a tool for global communication, The Internet; are you sure you want that?
With love and squalor,
shakey
posted by shakespeherian at 7:53 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
FAIL. Non-edible, and doesn't look like Kevin Bacon. This is the exact opposite of the real Kevin Bacon, who is both edible and resembles himself to a great degree.
posted by ericbop at 7:58 AM on October 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by ericbop at 7:58 AM on October 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
If you need to dereference a Bacon pointer to get access to the Kevin Bacon object, something has probably gone awryin your class structure or namespace.
posted by Kwine at 8:12 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Kwine at 8:12 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
I'm pretty sure it could pass for Bruce Campbell.
posted by permafrost at 8:46 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by permafrost at 8:46 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
The hard part is finding a pasta food that captures the individual.
Fusilli Jerry!
posted by Xoebe at 9:21 AM on October 1, 2010
Fusilli Jerry!
posted by Xoebe at 9:21 AM on October 1, 2010
More like Bacon Conan O'Brien
What, just because it's so red?
posted by FatherDagon at 10:04 AM on October 1, 2010
What, just because it's so red?
posted by FatherDagon at 10:04 AM on October 1, 2010
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