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October 3, 2010 5:05 PM

The Michael Bayifier. Turn any picture into a Michael Bay picture.
posted by shakespeherian (31 comments total)

When I uploaded a picture of shit, nothing happened!

/obvious joke
posted by fryman at 5:11 PM on October 3, 2010 [2 favorites]

Kane II: Armageddon
posted by starman at 5:16 PM on October 3, 2010 [2 favorites]

All that Flash for a weak idea.

Just like a Michael Bay mov... oh.
posted by bwg at 5:22 PM on October 3, 2010 [5 favorites]

Now make a Bruckenheimererizer.
posted by Burhanistan at 5:26 PM on October 3, 2010 [4 favorites]

The film, slated for release in mid-2011, is currently in post-Uwe Bollification.
posted by Burhanistan at 5:29 PM on October 3, 2010

After a bottle of wine and a couple of beers, I'm just appreciating the ability to rotate Shia LaBoeuf's head.
posted by dudekiller at 5:32 PM on October 3, 2010 [3 favorites]

I made Combat Wombat.
posted by w0mbat at 5:34 PM on October 3, 2010 [9 favorites]

I think it is awesome.
posted by angrycat at 5:44 PM on October 3, 2010

Washington crossing the HELLAWARE!
posted by piratebowling at 5:56 PM on October 3, 2010 [9 favorites]

Oh, good. Someone finally wrote a suitable Photoshop replacement.
posted by loquacious at 6:28 PM on October 3, 2010 [3 favorites]

Star Wars: The Ultimate 3D Expanded Director's Cut
posted by ReeMonster at 6:34 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]

This same thing could be done with Tim Burton movies, except all the resulting images would just be pitch black.
posted by thorny at 6:48 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]

MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS: KITTENS.
posted by loquacious at 6:49 PM on October 3, 2010 [6 favorites]

Velociraptors 2: Double the raptors, double the pain
posted by specialagentwebb at 6:56 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]

Those explosions are censoring kitty naughtiness.
posted by Burhanistan at 6:56 PM on October 3, 2010

EXPLOSIONS!!!
posted by indubitable at 7:59 PM on October 3, 2010

I'm actually kind of enjoying this. I've wasted spent the last half an hour Michael Bayifying pictures of kittens of my acquaintance. :(
posted by bewilderbeast at 8:04 PM on October 3, 2010

I know to cut the red wire, but we're both color blind!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:17 PM on October 3, 2010

800 million people around the globe watched the World Cup unfold. But they don't know the whole story...

From the mastermind that created the mega-hits Kittens and Velociraptors 2, Michael Bay takes you down the rabbit hole and reveals what really went on in South Africa.

Starring Shia LeBoeuf, Diego Maradona, and David Beckham.

Offside Trap

Coming soon. Rated R. Children under 17 not allowed without parent of guardian.
posted by clorox at 8:40 PM on October 3, 2010 [3 favorites]

Michael Bay's Shia Laboeuf Clone Army Brass Band took way too long but I guess that was worth it. "Shia Laboeuf" sounds like a faction in Lebanon.
posted by frodisaur at 8:54 PM on October 3, 2010 [20 favorites]

MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS: KITTENS.

I love the one crooked-ass fighter jet.
posted by shakespeherian at 9:04 PM on October 3, 2010

This one wrote itself.
source
posted by phunniemee at 9:21 PM on October 3, 2010

Michael Bay's Shia Laboeuf Clone Army Brass Band

omg
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:39 PM on October 3, 2010

OK. Somebody make a David Lynchifier!

_{On second thought, no. That's a horrible idea. Do it anyway!}
posted by schmod at 9:48 PM on October 3, 2010

YOU DON'T
GET TO BE
SHIA LABEOUF
WITHOUT MAKING
A FEW
ENEMIES
posted by Iridic at 10:00 PM on October 3, 2010

Finally, a coherent military strategy.
posted by prinado at 10:03 PM on October 3, 2010

These are all so awesome..
posted by ReeMonster at 11:07 PM on October 3, 2010

clorox: "From the mastermind that created the mega-hits Kittens and Velociraptors 2 ..."

[movie-guy voice] ... comes a new epic ... Kittens vs Velociraptors ...
posted by bwg at 11:19 PM on October 3, 2010

i can't believe i just destroyed all of my cat's indie cred with this.

Michael Bay's Shia Laboeuf Clone Army Brass Band took way too long but I guess that was worth it. "Shia Laboeuf" sounds like a faction in Lebanon.

^ brilliant.
posted by flyingsquirrel at 3:58 AM on October 4, 2010 [1 favorite]

NIXON!!!
posted by stenseng at 8:18 AM on October 4, 2010

Elk courageously ignores annoying distractions to defuse bomb and save the day. Evil Shia LeBoeuf, foiled, commits suicide.
posted by misha at 9:47 AM on October 4, 2010