See, with Linda's cheek swab sample, the lab was able to confirm that the sticky residue on the sex toy Schutt had found in her luggage contained examples of her skin cells. (Ew, right?) But there were other cells there, too. So what did the lab do?Damn that's nasty. Somehow the concrete detail of a dildo with skin cells of both a woman and cells that must belong to her genetic father is grosser then the whole story of a love affair between some eccentric old guy and his long-lost father.
It did a paternity test. That's right, the lab was able to show with almost total certainty (99.9891 percent!) that the sperm cells on the vibrator were those of Linda's biological father.
The K-Street and Iteki comments seem to imply that the fact he was her biological father made his sexual advances harder to resist. While this is likely true because of greater sexual attraction, it certainly isn't true on a social or emotional levelYeah but in this case the girl had led a pretty much middle class life before she discovered this absurdly rich guy was her long-lost father. While "Long lost father" might be turn off for most people "Billionaire" is a plus in most people's books.
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