Campfire Stories (Spoiler: Her head falls off)
October 11, 2010 7:19 AM Subscribe
It's October, a fine time to learn some spooky stories to tell while you're gathered around a campfire.
There once was a gubernatorial candidate in New York named Carl Paladino who didn't think that homosexuality is an equally valid and successful option...
posted by MikeMc at 7:37 AM on October 11, 2010
posted by MikeMc at 7:37 AM on October 11, 2010
His head fell off. The end.
posted by Wolfdog at 7:47 AM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Wolfdog at 7:47 AM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]
"Does anyone remember this kid’s show? It was called Candle Cove and I must have been 6 or 7."
posted by Iridic at 7:52 AM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Iridic at 7:52 AM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]
I will say this for the guy: he makes those of who thought rednecks were only from South the Mason-Dixon line rethink our conventional ideas.He extends his fury, anger, stupidity well beyond his dislike of gays, and all he needs now is a mullet.
posted by Postroad at 8:10 AM on October 11, 2010
posted by Postroad at 8:10 AM on October 11, 2010
Then Thomas had an idea that changed everything. "Let's make a doll the size of a man," he said.
posted by Rhaomi at 1:03 PM on October 11, 2010
posted by Rhaomi at 1:03 PM on October 11, 2010
"Let's make a doll the size of a man," he said.
I was disappointed to see that the reissue of Schwartz's Scary Stories dropped Stephen Gammell's famous illustrations in favor of art from Brett Helquist. Helquist is fine, of course, and his clean compositions probably scale down better to mass market paperback size, but he can't hold a dripping, ichorous nightmare candle to Gammell. The new edition suffers for it.
posted by Iridic at 1:15 PM on October 11, 2010 [3 favorites]
I was disappointed to see that the reissue of Schwartz's Scary Stories dropped Stephen Gammell's famous illustrations in favor of art from Brett Helquist. Helquist is fine, of course, and his clean compositions probably scale down better to mass market paperback size, but he can't hold a dripping, ichorous nightmare candle to Gammell. The new edition suffers for it.
posted by Iridic at 1:15 PM on October 11, 2010 [3 favorites]
the reissue of Schwartz's Scary Stories dropped Stephen Gammell's famous illustrations in favor of art from Brett Helquist.
Sacrilege!
If humans spend a third of their lives sleeping, I think I lost at least a third of that third thinking the Thing was going to pop out of my closet.
posted by Dr-Baa at 11:34 AM on October 13, 2010
Sacrilege!
If humans spend a third of their lives sleeping, I think I lost at least a third of that third thinking the Thing was going to pop out of my closet.
posted by Dr-Baa at 11:34 AM on October 13, 2010
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posted by spilon at 7:34 AM on October 11, 2010