Yo' Mama so fine....

October 11, 2010 6:55 PM

Stop Looking at My Moms! (YT) Boy-rapper The Astronomical Kid demands you show his mother some respect.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero (37 comments total)

i just can't get over his name
posted by liza at 7:03 PM on October 11, 2010

horrible
posted by Nahum Tate at 7:06 PM on October 11, 2010 [3 favorites]

Kids these days? Damn.

Moms these days. Dayum.
posted by carsonb at 7:08 PM on October 11, 2010 [3 favorites]

kids should be seen and not heard, and definitely not make music. and shit, kid, i'm 34, at this age sometimes i get with moms. suck it up.
posted by rainperimeter at 7:11 PM on October 11, 2010

Someone please brake check the No Limit minivan.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:16 PM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]

how is this not awesome? haters to the left, or wherever. respect.
posted by mexican at 7:18 PM on October 11, 2010

Yeah, he's got more skill than some. If you don't like rap or hip-hop, i don't see why you would need to comment on how horrible he is. He's better than Drake.
posted by djduckie at 7:20 PM on October 11, 2010 [4 favorites]

Boy-rapper The Oedipal Kid demands his mother's undivided attention.
posted by ActingTheGoat at 7:29 PM on October 11, 2010 [25 favorites]

Saw this when it was posted on Die Antwoord's Facebook page earlier today. Quoth the proprietor of the page:

Jeeziz Christ finally something fre$h hits me in the face at long fokken last!
STOP LOOKIN AT MY MOMS!

posted by lumensimus at 7:32 PM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]

Cute. Ephemeral.

I'd like a gardening remix - 'Stop Looking At My Mums!'
posted by carter at 7:35 PM on October 11, 2010 [4 favorites]

If you don't like rap or hip-hop, i don't see why you would need to comment on how horrible he is.

I do like rap and hip hop, so I'm sure you see why I would need to comment on how horrible he is.
posted by layceepee at 7:37 PM on October 11, 2010 [8 favorites]

Seems like a reasonable request.
posted by 3.2.3 at 7:38 PM on October 11, 2010

Sigh.
posted by chronkite at 7:38 PM on October 11, 2010

I do like rap and hip hop, so I'm sure you see why I would need to comment on how horrible he is.

Well played.
posted by djduckie at 7:48 PM on October 11, 2010

I was entertained, and he's certainly hit upon an unused theme for a hip hop song.

But then again, I'm sure there's plenty of Moms out there who would be saying shut up kid.
posted by fungible at 7:53 PM on October 11, 2010 [2 favorites]

gather round the internet let me tell you about when we dissed the flow of a ten year old
posted by boo_radley at 8:03 PM on October 11, 2010 [28 favorites]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about having same-sex parents?
posted by Flashman at 8:06 PM on October 11, 2010 [14 favorites]

Let's see if I can put this delicately -- if my sister ever tried to leave the house looking like some of the moms in that video, my parents would probably have sent her back to her room to try again.
posted by crunchland at 8:08 PM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about having same-sex parents?

No.
posted by andoatnp at 8:14 PM on October 11, 2010

I agree with Ninja from Die Antwoord: fokken fresh!
posted by flotson at 8:32 PM on October 11, 2010

Whether intentional or not, the play between plural and possessive, is well... impressive.
posted by butwheresthesushi at 8:37 PM on October 11, 2010

Screw this. My mom still insists, thirty years down the line, that she didn't date after her divorce because the idea upset my sister and I. It wasn't true then, it isn't true now, and this kid's not helping. People want to be with other people. Even moms. Momses. Whatever.
posted by padraigin at 8:58 PM on October 11, 2010 [2 favorites]

Stay tuned for his 2011 single, "I'ma Beat the Shit Out My New Stepdad".
posted by naju at 8:58 PM on October 11, 2010 [7 favorites]

While I respect the sentiment and admire your mohawk, I must say: you're like, what? Twelve? I'm pretty sure you can't stop me from looking at whoever I damn well please. Now, me and your moms are going to a movie. Don't forget to feed the fish and brush your teeth. PEACE OUT.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 9:11 PM on October 11, 2010 [2 favorites]

MILFHWNLYTF
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:16 PM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about having same-sex parents?

No.

Honkies.
posted by incessant at 9:17 PM on October 11, 2010

gather round the internet let me tell you about when we dissed the flow of a ten year old

He's no Kriss Kross, that's for sure.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:38 PM on October 11, 2010

I hope they play this at the Quicken Loans Arena when LeBron and the Heat roll through Cleveland.
posted by The Hamms Bear at 10:25 PM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]

i love how he's always wearing stunner shades to cover up the gaping holes where his eyes used to be
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:39 PM on October 11, 2010 [3 favorites]

He's better than Drake.

If you set the bar any lower, you'd hit a gas line. You might need a permit.


Let's see if I can put this delicately -- if my sister ever tried to leave the house looking like some of the moms in that video, my parents would probably have sent her back to her room to try again.

Conversely, I'm kind of mystified by the hue and cry in the YT comments over the supposed sluttiness on display in the video. I watched it three times to try to find the hooch, and it wasn't really that evident. Most of the women were wearing jeans. I think, what, one of them was wearing shorts and a tank top, and one was wearing kind of a low cut dress, there were other variations, but everything looked like relatively normal things for women to be wearing on a hot day. Maybe it's just me, but I certainly didn't see anything that made me think "HOORS! HOORS!"

Certainly nothing to justify harassing someone. But then, there isn't anything a woman could wear that justifies that. Some people seem to think it does, because "that's just reality."

I can see why this kid doesn't want anyone looking at his moms. She walks about in a treacherous, unsympathetic world.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:44 PM on October 11, 2010 [3 favorites]

Anybody around here realizes that Paerdegat Park, actually means "horse's ass park"? Just Sayin'.
posted by ouke at 1:35 AM on October 12, 2010 [1 favorite]

Nowaynever, now go away and stop buggin' me, kid.
posted by bwg at 1:49 AM on October 12, 2010

Child, your mother is so enchantingly attractive, so utterly transfixing, so full of joie de vivre, that I felt compelled to gaze upon her; I was not aware I had caused offence. In the future, I shall endeavour only to use my eyes for non-salacious pursuits, such as the examination of adverts and animal-tracks.
posted by Greg Nog at 5:11 AM on October 12, 2010 [5 favorites]

Moms need love, too. And sometimes they need lust.
posted by Eideteker at 5:44 AM on October 12, 2010

how is this not awesome?

How is it? The kid is, at best, a hip hop Jimmy Osmond, if Jimmy sang about his consternation over his mother's continued sex life. Um.
posted by Halloween Jack at 5:50 AM on October 12, 2010 [1 favorite]

Yeah i know saying drake set the bar low, but at the same time Drake is "it" right now. Turn your radio to your local hip-hop station and tell me how long it is between songs that are either drake or featuring drake. One time i think i went nearly an hour with Drake on my radio.
posted by djduckie at 8:20 AM on October 12, 2010

I enjoyed it!
posted by onlyconnect at 10:11 AM on October 12, 2010