August 26, 2001
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I'm jaded. Nothing surprises me anymore. Except maybe zinc.
posted by jbushnell (16 comments total)

 
personally, i never knew how entertaining zinc really is.
posted by judith at 9:37 PM on August 26, 2001


I only wish the zinc logo screensaver were available for the Mac.
posted by redfoxtail at 9:38 PM on August 26, 2001


Thank God I still live in a world with zinc (811 kb MPEG).
posted by kathryn at 9:48 PM on August 26, 2001


That's my pal zinc, friends forever.
posted by mathowie at 9:55 PM on August 26, 2001


Men! Take your zinc!
posted by otherchaz at 11:06 PM on August 26, 2001


haha. nice call Kathryn.
posted by Satapher at 11:13 PM on August 26, 2001


just remember....
If the penis continues limp, disengage, and go back to Sensate Focus concentrating on the penis. It will usually erect again shortly, and another trial can be done. Or, the couple can quit and try again the following night. Of course, positive encouragement of the man by the woman at this point is critical. Nothing negative! Make a big deal out of his erection every time it happens. "See, it's working!" Keep this theme at all times. Remember that erection (or lack of it) is really in his mind. Our minds control us, not the other way around.


it's all in your head. thank you, and good night.
posted by designflea at 11:15 PM on August 26, 2001


Not only did kathryn beat me to the Simpsons ref, but she put a link to the clip! Good job!

Thank you, Zinc! You've cleared my throat AND dazzled me in fireworks!
posted by Down10 at 12:36 AM on August 27, 2001


I like the word zinc. It sounds metallic.
posted by pracowity at 12:37 AM on August 27, 2001


Yeah, and it's just plain fun to say. Zinc. Zinc zinc zinczinczinc. I feel happier already.
posted by diddlegnome at 1:06 AM on August 27, 2001


Yes . . . Zinc went the strincs of my heart.
posted by fpatrick at 6:33 AM on August 27, 2001


Also from the link designflea posted (Impotence or Erectile Dysfunction): There is one other facet to this problem - lack of desire. This can occur because of the partner in some manner, or it can occur from a lack of zinc. It seems that a man loses a day's supply of zinc in each ejaculation of semen and sperm. This lack of zinc is a primary reason why teenage boys have so much trouble with acne and pimples. Zinc supplementation can cure this up quickly in most cases.

Now that's one I've never heard. Dermatologist to teenage boy's parents: "Well, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I think Johnny's acne is caused by excessive whacking off..."
posted by tippiedog at 7:29 AM on August 27, 2001


I actually have heard that one about ejaculate and zinc. Strangely, that is the only thing that comes (no pun intended) to my head when I first read this silly string.
posted by adampsyche at 7:37 AM on August 27, 2001


Of course zinc alone isn't enough... you also need zinc oxide.
posted by dogwelder at 9:00 AM on August 27, 2001


what was that pink/purple/asanine colored stuff used to block the sun my mom used to put on my "hot spots" of sunburning? wasnt it just called Zinc?
posted by Satapher at 2:38 PM on August 27, 2001


fpatrick: That is *such* a rancid pun that, well, I'm just honored to be on the same thread as you. heh. Nice one.
posted by diddlegnome at 5:54 PM on August 27, 2001


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