Look at that focaccia-ing tumblr blog.

November 4, 2010 8:29 PM

Bread people. It's people. In bread.
posted by phunniemee (31 comments total)

Manute Breadbowl is simultaneously brilliant and disturbing.
posted by xbonesgt at 8:37 PM on November 4, 2010

Y'know, some people should just really stay the hell away from Photoshop.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:38 PM on November 4, 2010 [4 favorites]

Fucking no. Creepy.
posted by troublewithwolves at 8:43 PM on November 4, 2010 [1 favorite]

Say what you want about this FPP, it tells you exactly what it is.

Though I'm gonna guess not many people will use the breadpeople tag in the future.
posted by inturnaround at 8:45 PM on November 4, 2010

This is surprisingly creepy.
posted by biochemist at 8:50 PM on November 4, 2010

I didn't think I could possibly feel more revulsion looking at Ray Romano's face than I already do when I see him making that disgusting pouty face on the Everybody Loves Raymond ads on the 1 train, but you just proved me wrong. Thanks?
posted by oinopaponton at 8:57 PM on November 4, 2010

Rye think it's a bit stale.
posted by blue_beetle at 8:58 PM on November 4, 2010

Needs more butter.
posted by Sailormom at 9:06 PM on November 4, 2010

BAO WOW
posted by Sticherbeast at 9:08 PM on November 4, 2010

Simpsons Garbage Pail Kids did it.
posted by dgaicun at 9:16 PM on November 4, 2010 [2 favorites]

I thought people were going to be made out of bread. Edible people! That's an idea.
posted by user92371 at 9:25 PM on November 4, 2010

This is a problem.
posted by dubitable at 9:25 PM on November 4, 2010

...man unemployment is not getting any better is it?
posted by The Whelk at 10:09 PM on November 4, 2010

This is a fetish site. Not meant for you, normos... not meant for you!

Pass me the butter. Rye Romano got me all hungry.
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:21 PM on November 4, 2010

I was certain this would be Jesus of the Toast. Sadly knot.
posted by Ahab at 10:27 PM on November 4, 2010

Let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!
posted by The Whelk at 10:28 PM on November 4, 2010

BUTTERING OBAMA
posted by Rhaomi at 10:30 PM on November 4, 2010 [2 favorites]

The Internet just gets better and better.
posted by zardoz at 10:43 PM on November 4, 2010

Bread people, bread people, look like bread, taste like people...
posted by infinitywaltz at 11:08 PM on November 4, 2010

OK, Bao Wow was kind of funny.
posted by infinitywaltz at 11:10 PM on November 4, 2010

It's wheating the taglines that makes this so enjoyable.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:20 PM on November 4, 2010 [1 favorite]

I'm so pleased that they did all of the golden girls. I'm jealous of people who can so capably come up with terrible puns like this, but the question here that I must ask is, why?
posted by Mizu at 11:22 PM on November 4, 2010 [1 favorite]

Think I'll go pinch a loaf instead.
posted by pracowity at 11:43 PM on November 4, 2010

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:22 AM on November 5, 2010

Is this something I'd have to be inbread to understand?
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 3:14 AM on November 5, 2010

That crostini looks disgusting. Like pus-seeping baloney.
posted by Omnomnom at 6:23 AM on November 5, 2010

Ugh.
posted by SLC Mom at 6:52 AM on November 5, 2010

So that's what Tumblr is for.
posted by kittyprecious at 7:02 AM on November 5, 2010

Mr. Heston, please pick up the courtesy phone, Mr. Heston...
posted by Scoo at 8:12 AM on November 5, 2010

PLEASE UNSUBSCRIBE ME THE BREAD POEPLE
posted by everichon at 8:36 AM on November 5, 2010

Ick.
posted by Splunge at 4:20 PM on November 5, 2010