God of Snacks!

November 6, 2010 2:34 PM

Kratos makes a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. (SLYT, please don't hurt me.)
posted by Strange Interlude (25 comments total)

As the MrsMoonPie said, "It's nice to know there are other weirdos out there that think that sort of shit's funny."
posted by MrMoonPie at 2:46 PM on November 6, 2010 [2 favorites]

please don't hurt me

*tears out Strange Interlude's spinal cord and uses it to kill a minotaur*

I found this far, far more entertaining than I expected. Possibly because I just finished up the third God of War a few days ago.
posted by AdamCSnider at 2:47 PM on November 6, 2010

MetaFilter: It's nice to know there are other weirdos out that think that sort of shit's funny.
posted by Strange Interlude at 3:10 PM on November 6, 2010 [1 favorite]

That was pretty excellent. And illustrates exactly why I prefer Bayonetta and its ilk to the God of War series: both are ridiculous, but Kratos is a big shouty bloke, not a pole dancer.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 3:25 PM on November 6, 2010 [3 favorites]

SLYT, please don't hurt me.

Ain't nothing wrong with SLYT. Also, this is hilarious.
posted by brundlefly at 3:37 PM on November 6, 2010

Didn't expect to see that concluding as it did. It made a 'heh' video a 'bwhaahahaha' video.
posted by spamguy at 3:39 PM on November 6, 2010

I was disappointed by the absence of cosplay.
posted by LSK at 3:48 PM on November 6, 2010

Ain't nothing wrong with SLYT. Also, this is hilarious.

I pre-emptively apologized for the single-link because I wasn't sure if I had enough good karma hereabouts to pull it off. My only previous FPP was an admittedly hacky attempt at milking some yuks out of last year's GOP website redesign, which got shot down mere minutes after I posted it. Once bitten, twice shy, I suppose. Thanks for the support! I ought to have something meatier to post sometime soon...
posted by Strange Interlude at 3:48 PM on November 6, 2010

LOVE IT! I know WAY too many people like this. Now that I think about it, I am like this, too. :)
posted by airgirl at 3:53 PM on November 6, 2010

Thank you, that was great!
posted by marble at 3:59 PM on November 6, 2010

I was disappointed by the absence of cosplay.

What? Being shirtless and using various knives made for killing wasn't enough for you?
posted by tybeet at 4:05 PM on November 6, 2010

so violent! lol
posted by naplesyellow at 4:43 PM on November 6, 2010

"...please don't hurt me."

At least it wasn't this.
posted by Jacqueline at 4:46 PM on November 6, 2010

I laughed, which is enough. Especially the ending.
posted by Hactar at 5:01 PM on November 6, 2010

Someone sort of did this before, minus the video game stuff.
posted by orme at 5:23 PM on November 6, 2010

I teach elementary school in South Korea and taught the little critters how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich during a summer camp. (They do not have PB&J over here and even the very existence of peanut butter kinda disgusted at least half the class.) This video--certainly--is going to appear in my next PB&J camp.

YOU SEE! I will yell. EVEN KRATOS LIKES PB&J.
posted by festivemanb at 5:27 PM on November 6, 2010

No goatee? No shaved head? No face paint? This is half-assed at best. More like third-assed. Not even a whole cheek.
posted by thesmophoron at 5:40 PM on November 6, 2010

Couldn't he at least have put on a shirt???
Also, those knives are probably not the best choice for making PB&J sandwiches. The potential of inadvertently hurting yourself seems rather great.
posted by monospace at 5:43 PM on November 6, 2010

Crying, crying from the laughter.

I like the lack of cosplay. It helps remind me that we can ALL be Kratos at any moment.

*wrenches bedroom door off its hinges, uses door to crush apart can of catfood, engages complex series of levers and pullies to sift the kitty litter*
posted by Mizu at 5:54 PM on November 6, 2010 [3 favorites]

Do you want your possessions identified? (ynq)

        ------------
        |..........|
########+..........|   ######
        |....P.....|   #
        |...@B.....+####
        |..J.......|
        --------+---
                #

posted by JHarris at 5:57 PM on November 6, 2010 [10 favorites]

Someone needs to tell that Nutter Noob not to keep his Peanut Butter in the fridge.
posted by dobbs at 7:45 PM on November 6, 2010

Yeah, sorry, no. Last night, I saw Patrick Stewart's MacBeth make a sandwich (1:05:30) so that kind of wins on the epic sandwich WTF scale.

I'm totally sending this to my friend went as Kratos for Halloween. Had the blue and red paint, Home Depot chains wrapped around his arms. He'll be pissed this guy didn't dress up for the sandwich.
posted by zix at 8:44 PM on November 6, 2010

Do you want your possessions identified? (ynq)

Let's see, an Oklob plant, a boring beetle and the Royal Jelly? Yeah, you're proper fucked.
posted by daniel_charms at 1:02 AM on November 7, 2010 [1 favorite]

Heh. If there isn't already a whole genre of youtube comedy based on recasting various sequences of real-life actions as QTEs, this should kick it off.

I hate God of War-style QTEs and want to see them ridiculed until they go away.
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 1:52 AM on November 7, 2010

Also, those knives are probably not the best choice for making PB&J sandwiches. The potential of inadvertently hurting yourself seems rather great.

This is an excellent point. He should consider his personal safety much, much more carefully!
posted by odinsdream at 12:24 PM on November 7, 2010