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November 9, 2010 3:46 PM   Subscribe

Dudes With Beards Eating Cupcakes.
posted by Fizz (56 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
I once lived with the dude who started this. That's awesome that it's still going strong and spreading like delicious frosting.

I heard CBS is going to make a sitcom out of it.
posted by defenestration at 3:49 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


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posted by wcfields at 3:51 PM on November 9, 2010 [8 favorites]


greg nog?!
posted by The Whelk at 3:53 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


There but for the grace of not liking cupcakes very much go I.
posted by Faint of Butt at 3:55 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]


What's so odd and entertaining about beards?
posted by swift at 3:56 PM on November 9, 2010


What's so odd and entertaining about beards?

It's MOTHERFUCKING CUPCAKES! What's not to get!
posted by Fizz at 3:58 PM on November 9, 2010


Hmmm... maybe I should eat a cupcake before I shave off my beard tonight.
posted by brundlefly at 4:01 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]


I so love it when two of my niche interests combine powers.
posted by so_gracefully at 4:01 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


The men with these beards are too young to have very good beards for the most part. The beards aren't really enough for me, you know?
posted by I Foody at 4:02 PM on November 9, 2010


Rule #34 knows no bounds!
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 4:02 PM on November 9, 2010


How the hell do you make a sitcom out of THIS?

Anyways, I was surprised how specific some peoples' fetishes are...
posted by 1000monkeys at 4:03 PM on November 9, 2010


How the hell do you make a sitcom out of THIS?

3 of them run Three Guys With A Beard Bakery. The "Beard" is the token female employee.
posted by The Whelk at 4:05 PM on November 9, 2010 [10 favorites]


How the hell do you make a sitcom out of THIS?

3 of them run Three Guys With A Beard Bakery. The "Beard" is the token female employee.


I'm only watching this show if there is a motherfucking curse word in there somewhere!
posted by Fizz at 4:06 PM on November 9, 2010


Dudes With Beards Fucking Cupcakes will never make it past the ABC censors.
posted by griphus at 4:08 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]


Blog title is all wrong. It should be 'fuckyeahdudeswithbeardseatingcupcakes.tumblr.com'
posted by mullingitover at 4:09 PM on November 9, 2010


Dudes Fucking With Cupcake Beards is the new trend.
posted by The Whelk at 4:16 PM on November 9, 2010


This sort of thing, and the highland games, are what I think about when I am alone in the bath.
posted by Foam Pants at 4:24 PM on November 9, 2010


I'm pretty tired of cupcakes and dudes with beards. But I'm glad they're having fun!
posted by limeonaire at 4:25 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


I'm eating a cupcake
posted by Beardman at 4:25 PM on November 9, 2010 [3 favorites]


Huh. I was expecting Liza Minelli and David Gest at Magnolia.
posted by condour75 at 4:28 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


Dudes Fucking With Cupcake Beards is the new trend.

It's also an anagram for "Backpacking Swish Deduced Future."
posted by griphus at 4:34 PM on November 9, 2010


"Backpacking Swish Deduced Future."

Boy, you don't know the half of it.
posted by The Whelk at 4:37 PM on November 9, 2010


Throw in a gearless bike and you've got a hipster hat trick.
posted by Edgewise at 4:39 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]


Throw in a gearless bike and you've got a hipster hat trick.

Fedora the Scene-Point-Scorer?
posted by defenestration at 4:41 PM on November 9, 2010


Throw in a gearless bike and you've got a hipster hat trick.

*takes notes*

Thanks guys, this is going to be the best porn shoot ever.
posted by The Whelk at 4:43 PM on November 9, 2010 [5 favorites]


That's vaguely disgusting.
posted by PuppyCat at 4:48 PM on November 9, 2010


NOW I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SEND A CUPCAKE
posted by klangklangston at 4:49 PM on November 9, 2010


klang: if you send me a burrito through the pipeline, I'll send you a cupcake.
posted by defenestration at 4:51 PM on November 9, 2010


I like this much more than I should.

I do feel a little ashamed of myself, but not in a bad way.
posted by darksong at 4:56 PM on November 9, 2010


NOW I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SEND A CUPCAKE

First it was grilled cheese and now this....
posted by The Whelk at 5:02 PM on November 9, 2010


Given the current hipster predilection for beards and cupcakes this Venn diagram is pretty much just a circle.
posted by sourwookie at 5:14 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


I know, damn hipsters somehow getting hair to grow from their faces and enjoying obscure treats such as cupcakes — they think they're so fucking cool!
posted by defenestration at 5:16 PM on November 9, 2010 [11 favorites]


Haha, I'm friends with the guy who started this too. I am also on the site. I heard Michael Bay bought the rights to the movie
posted by dsa at 5:24 PM on November 9, 2010


...they think they're so fucking cool!

Speaking as a lactose intolerant hipster, I think they're fucking lame.

Stupid stomach enzymes keeping me out of the cool crowd.
posted by griphus at 5:47 PM on November 9, 2010


Looks yummy...?
posted by elegance at 5:57 PM on November 9, 2010


They have pills for that now. Gorge yourself on the cream of freedom!


wait..
posted by The Whelk at 5:58 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


But can they lose 27 lbs. while eating cupcakes?
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:03 PM on November 9, 2010


I ate two cupcakes yesterday, oddly enough.
posted by drjimmy11 at 6:11 PM on November 9, 2010


I reject the notion that hipsters.
posted by swift at 6:15 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


...eat cupcakes? have beards? EXIST?
posted by The Whelk at 6:20 PM on November 9, 2010


We have met the hipster and he is us
posted by The Whelk at 6:23 PM on November 9, 2010


I accidentally a beard/cupcake.
posted by griphus at 6:47 PM on November 9, 2010


Flagged as hipsterite.
posted by monospace at 7:04 PM on November 9, 2010


Someone's jerking off to this, you know...
posted by Cyrano at 7:16 PM on November 9, 2010


(Ah. Beat to it.)
posted by Cyrano at 7:17 PM on November 9, 2010


I, for one, am glad you weren't linking to a specific picture and commanding us!
posted by defenestration at 7:21 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]


Thanks guys, this is going to be the best porn shoot ever.

This has been under works for a while. We're calling it I Liked It Better When You Fucked Me On Vinyl.
posted by Rory Marinich at 9:07 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


Look at this fucking hipster. With his manly beard and dainty cupcake. Irony. Wow. Cool.
posted by zardoz at 11:18 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]


OK:
1. Not one is actually eating a cupcake properly, wtf?
2. Despite that, there is no frosting or crumbs on the beards, c'mon!

In other words, cupcake/beard: messed opportunity. Letdown.
posted by iamkimiam at 11:31 PM on November 9, 2010


Given the current hipster predilection for beards and cupcakes this Venn diagram is pretty much just a circle.

Current? I thought the urban-woodsman look was big in Williamsburg/Dalston/(insert hipster precinct here) a few years ago, and now had declined, much in the way that ukulele-and-MacBook pseudofolk songs about birds and horses have been replaced with electropop that quotes Hall & Oates and MBV in equal measures.
posted by acb at 1:54 AM on November 10, 2010


I was expecting to see guys with epic beards eating cupcakes and getting frosting and crumbs all down the front.

This is just guys too lazy to shave eating cupcakes.
posted by Splunge at 3:34 AM on November 10, 2010


Why would I want to see this? Is this another weird Rule 34 thing?
posted by Decani at 4:11 AM on November 10, 2010


I, for one, welcome our new bearded cupcake overlords.
posted by dsa at 9:10 AM on November 10, 2010


cakefarts.com offers more bang for your buck
posted by bhb at 1:34 PM on November 10, 2010


"Current? I thought the urban-woodsman look was big in Williamsburg/Dalston/(insert hipster precinct here) a few years ago, and now had declined, much in the way that ukulele-and-MacBook pseudofolk songs about birds and horses have been replaced with electropop that quotes Hall & Oates and MBV in equal measures."

Not in LA — we're hard on some Laurel Canyon flowing robes and shirtless-with-Indian-vest shit, judging just by who was at the Trader Joe's this afternoon. Beards still a-plenty; woodsman's over but the beard never dies!
posted by klangklangston at 1:40 PM on November 10, 2010


Yeah, beards are all over here in Maine as well. But it is Maine.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 3:44 AM on November 11, 2010


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