“When you look at a cupcake, you've got to smile.”
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posted by wcfields at 3:51 PM on November 9, 2010 [8 favorites]
posted by wcfields at 3:51 PM on November 9, 2010 [8 favorites]
There but for the grace of not liking cupcakes very much go I.
posted by Faint of Butt at 3:55 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Faint of Butt at 3:55 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
What's so odd and entertaining about beards?
It's MOTHERFUCKING CUPCAKES! What's not to get!
posted by Fizz at 3:58 PM on November 9, 2010
It's MOTHERFUCKING CUPCAKES! What's not to get!
posted by Fizz at 3:58 PM on November 9, 2010
Hmmm... maybe I should eat a cupcake before I shave off my beard tonight.
posted by brundlefly at 4:01 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by brundlefly at 4:01 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
I so love it when two of my niche interests combine powers.
posted by so_gracefully at 4:01 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by so_gracefully at 4:01 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
The men with these beards are too young to have very good beards for the most part. The beards aren't really enough for me, you know?
posted by I Foody at 4:02 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by I Foody at 4:02 PM on November 9, 2010
Rule #34 knows no bounds!
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 4:02 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 4:02 PM on November 9, 2010
How the hell do you make a sitcom out of THIS?
Anyways, I was surprised how specific some peoples' fetishes are...
posted by 1000monkeys at 4:03 PM on November 9, 2010
Anyways, I was surprised how specific some peoples' fetishes are...
posted by 1000monkeys at 4:03 PM on November 9, 2010
How the hell do you make a sitcom out of THIS?
3 of them run Three Guys With A Beard Bakery. The "Beard" is the token female employee.
posted by The Whelk at 4:05 PM on November 9, 2010 [10 favorites]
3 of them run Three Guys With A Beard Bakery. The "Beard" is the token female employee.
posted by The Whelk at 4:05 PM on November 9, 2010 [10 favorites]
How the hell do you make a sitcom out of THIS?
3 of them run Three Guys With A Beard Bakery. The "Beard" is the token female employee.
I'm only watching this show if there is a motherfucking curse word in there somewhere!
posted by Fizz at 4:06 PM on November 9, 2010
3 of them run Three Guys With A Beard Bakery. The "Beard" is the token female employee.
I'm only watching this show if there is a motherfucking curse word in there somewhere!
posted by Fizz at 4:06 PM on November 9, 2010
Dudes With Beards Fucking Cupcakes will never make it past the ABC censors.
posted by griphus at 4:08 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by griphus at 4:08 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
Blog title is all wrong. It should be 'fuckyeahdudeswithbeardseatingcupcakes.tumblr.com'
posted by mullingitover at 4:09 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by mullingitover at 4:09 PM on November 9, 2010
Dudes Fucking With Cupcake Beards is the new trend.
posted by The Whelk at 4:16 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by The Whelk at 4:16 PM on November 9, 2010
This sort of thing, and the highland games, are what I think about when I am alone in the bath.
posted by Foam Pants at 4:24 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by Foam Pants at 4:24 PM on November 9, 2010
I'm pretty tired of cupcakes and dudes with beards. But I'm glad they're having fun!
posted by limeonaire at 4:25 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by limeonaire at 4:25 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm eating a cupcake
posted by Beardman at 4:25 PM on November 9, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Beardman at 4:25 PM on November 9, 2010 [3 favorites]
Huh. I was expecting Liza Minelli and David Gest at Magnolia.
posted by condour75 at 4:28 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by condour75 at 4:28 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
Dudes Fucking With Cupcake Beards is the new trend.
It's also an anagram for "Backpacking Swish Deduced Future."
posted by griphus at 4:34 PM on November 9, 2010
It's also an anagram for "Backpacking Swish Deduced Future."
posted by griphus at 4:34 PM on November 9, 2010
"Backpacking Swish Deduced Future."
Boy, you don't know the half of it.
posted by The Whelk at 4:37 PM on November 9, 2010
Boy, you don't know the half of it.
posted by The Whelk at 4:37 PM on November 9, 2010
Throw in a gearless bike and you've got a hipster hat trick.
posted by Edgewise at 4:39 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Edgewise at 4:39 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
Throw in a gearless bike and you've got a hipster hat trick.
Fedora the Scene-Point-Scorer?
posted by defenestration at 4:41 PM on November 9, 2010
Fedora the Scene-Point-Scorer?
posted by defenestration at 4:41 PM on November 9, 2010
Throw in a gearless bike and you've got a hipster hat trick.
*takes notes*
Thanks guys, this is going to be the best porn shoot ever.
posted by The Whelk at 4:43 PM on November 9, 2010 [5 favorites]
*takes notes*
Thanks guys, this is going to be the best porn shoot ever.
posted by The Whelk at 4:43 PM on November 9, 2010 [5 favorites]
NOW I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SEND A CUPCAKE
posted by klangklangston at 4:49 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by klangklangston at 4:49 PM on November 9, 2010
klang: if you send me a burrito through the pipeline, I'll send you a cupcake.
posted by defenestration at 4:51 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by defenestration at 4:51 PM on November 9, 2010
I like this much more than I should.
I do feel a little ashamed of myself, but not in a bad way.
posted by darksong at 4:56 PM on November 9, 2010
I do feel a little ashamed of myself, but not in a bad way.
posted by darksong at 4:56 PM on November 9, 2010
NOW I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SEND A CUPCAKE
First it was grilled cheese and now this....
posted by The Whelk at 5:02 PM on November 9, 2010
First it was grilled cheese and now this....
posted by The Whelk at 5:02 PM on November 9, 2010
Given the current hipster predilection for beards and cupcakes this Venn diagram is pretty much just a circle.
posted by sourwookie at 5:14 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by sourwookie at 5:14 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
I know, damn hipsters somehow getting hair to grow from their faces and enjoying obscure treats such as cupcakes — they think they're so fucking cool!
posted by defenestration at 5:16 PM on November 9, 2010 [11 favorites]
posted by defenestration at 5:16 PM on November 9, 2010 [11 favorites]
Haha, I'm friends with the guy who started this too. I am also on the site. I heard Michael Bay bought the rights to the movie
posted by dsa at 5:24 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by dsa at 5:24 PM on November 9, 2010
...they think they're so fucking cool!
Speaking as a lactose intolerant hipster, I think they're fucking lame.
Stupid stomach enzymes keeping me out of the cool crowd.
posted by griphus at 5:47 PM on November 9, 2010
Speaking as a lactose intolerant hipster, I think they're fucking lame.
Stupid stomach enzymes keeping me out of the cool crowd.
posted by griphus at 5:47 PM on November 9, 2010
They have pills for that now. Gorge yourself on the cream of freedom!
wait..
posted by The Whelk at 5:58 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
wait..
posted by The Whelk at 5:58 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
But can they lose 27 lbs. while eating cupcakes?
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:03 PM on November 9, 2010
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:03 PM on November 9, 2010
I reject the notion that hipsters.
posted by swift at 6:15 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by swift at 6:15 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
I, for one, am glad you weren't linking to a specific picture and commanding us!
posted by defenestration at 7:21 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by defenestration at 7:21 PM on November 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
Thanks guys, this is going to be the best porn shoot ever.
This has been under works for a while. We're calling it I Liked It Better When You Fucked Me On Vinyl.
posted by Rory Marinich at 9:07 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
This has been under works for a while. We're calling it I Liked It Better When You Fucked Me On Vinyl.
posted by Rory Marinich at 9:07 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
Look at this fucking hipster. With his manly beard and dainty cupcake. Irony. Wow. Cool.
posted by zardoz at 11:18 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by zardoz at 11:18 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
OK:
1. Not one is actually eating a cupcake properly, wtf?
2. Despite that, there is no frosting or crumbs on the beards, c'mon!
In other words, cupcake/beard: messed opportunity. Letdown.
posted by iamkimiam at 11:31 PM on November 9, 2010
1. Not one is actually eating a cupcake properly, wtf?
2. Despite that, there is no frosting or crumbs on the beards, c'mon!
In other words, cupcake/beard: messed opportunity. Letdown.
posted by iamkimiam at 11:31 PM on November 9, 2010
Given the current hipster predilection for beards and cupcakes this Venn diagram is pretty much just a circle.
Current? I thought the urban-woodsman look was big in Williamsburg/Dalston/(insert hipster precinct here) a few years ago, and now had declined, much in the way that ukulele-and-MacBook pseudofolk songs about birds and horses have been replaced with electropop that quotes Hall & Oates and MBV in equal measures.
posted by acb at 1:54 AM on November 10, 2010
Current? I thought the urban-woodsman look was big in Williamsburg/Dalston/(insert hipster precinct here) a few years ago, and now had declined, much in the way that ukulele-and-MacBook pseudofolk songs about birds and horses have been replaced with electropop that quotes Hall & Oates and MBV in equal measures.
posted by acb at 1:54 AM on November 10, 2010
I was expecting to see guys with epic beards eating cupcakes and getting frosting and crumbs all down the front.
This is just guys too lazy to shave eating cupcakes.
posted by Splunge at 3:34 AM on November 10, 2010
This is just guys too lazy to shave eating cupcakes.
posted by Splunge at 3:34 AM on November 10, 2010
Why would I want to see this? Is this another weird Rule 34 thing?
posted by Decani at 4:11 AM on November 10, 2010
posted by Decani at 4:11 AM on November 10, 2010
"Current? I thought the urban-woodsman look was big in Williamsburg/Dalston/(insert hipster precinct here) a few years ago, and now had declined, much in the way that ukulele-and-MacBook pseudofolk songs about birds and horses have been replaced with electropop that quotes Hall & Oates and MBV in equal measures."
Not in LA — we're hard on some Laurel Canyon flowing robes and shirtless-with-Indian-vest shit, judging just by who was at the Trader Joe's this afternoon. Beards still a-plenty; woodsman's over but the beard never dies!
posted by klangklangston at 1:40 PM on November 10, 2010
Not in LA — we're hard on some Laurel Canyon flowing robes and shirtless-with-Indian-vest shit, judging just by who was at the Trader Joe's this afternoon. Beards still a-plenty; woodsman's over but the beard never dies!
posted by klangklangston at 1:40 PM on November 10, 2010
Yeah, beards are all over here in Maine as well. But it is Maine.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 3:44 AM on November 11, 2010
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 3:44 AM on November 11, 2010
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I heard CBS is going to make a sitcom out of it.
posted by defenestration at 3:49 PM on November 9, 2010 [1 favorite]