An honest and true resumé
November 20, 2010 8:41 PM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: craigslist urls are temporary, the resume isn't that creative -- mathowie
- Potty Training under the tutelage of Mr. and Mrs. Smith
- Certified in Repelling Money and Women (self taught)
- Advanced degrees in Time Wasting and Sexual Observation from an institution known as The Internet
- Ongoing course on the worthlessness of a Bachelor's Degree taught by The World
smacks of nascence
posted by clavdivs at 8:49 PM on November 20, 2010
- Certified in Repelling Money and Women (self taught)
- Advanced degrees in Time Wasting and Sexual Observation from an institution known as The Internet
- Ongoing course on the worthlessness of a Bachelor's Degree taught by The World
smacks of nascence
posted by clavdivs at 8:49 PM on November 20, 2010
Bullshit. Anyone who claims to have worked backstage at a Monster Truck Rally should be able to get a decent Rolling Stone piece out of the experience.
posted by Ideefixe at 8:50 PM on November 20, 2010
posted by Ideefixe at 8:50 PM on November 20, 2010
Nice use of the accent aigu.
If a little too sparing.
posted by kenko at 8:51 PM on November 20, 2010 [4 favorites]
If a little too sparing.
posted by kenko at 8:51 PM on November 20, 2010 [4 favorites]
I can certainly understand the helpless rage that would prompt someone to do this sort of thing; the problem is it's really not that funny. (Someone should probably fix that tag.)
posted by scratch at 8:55 PM on November 20, 2010
posted by scratch at 8:55 PM on November 20, 2010
I'd have hired him in a second, but for one thing: he misspelled "colleague".
posted by flapjax at midnite at 9:05 PM on November 20, 2010
posted by flapjax at midnite at 9:05 PM on November 20, 2010
Flagged for really?
Please don't do this. Flag or don't, but there's no need to pre-empt a thread by coming in to criticize it.
Creative and humorous, I won't be surprised if this helps the guy/(girl?) land a job somewhere.
posted by onalark at 9:09 PM on November 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
Please don't do this. Flag or don't, but there's no need to pre-empt a thread by coming in to criticize it.
Creative and humorous, I won't be surprised if this helps the guy/(girl?) land a job somewhere.
posted by onalark at 9:09 PM on November 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
Creative and humorous, I won't be surprised if this helps the guy/(girl?) land a job somewhere.
In which case someone should please do a follow-up post. Is there any interest in a betting pool?
posted by scratch at 9:16 PM on November 20, 2010
In which case someone should please do a follow-up post. Is there any interest in a betting pool?
posted by scratch at 9:16 PM on November 20, 2010
I just hired him.
posted by philip-random at 9:16 PM on November 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by philip-random at 9:16 PM on November 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
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