The Bold and the Beautiful
November 22, 2010 2:06 PM   Subscribe

All The Bold and the Beautiful in 6 minutes.
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Everyone in that thing sounded like they have ADHD of the luve-muscle.
posted by ZaneJ. at 2:18 PM on November 22, 2010


I glazed over about 20 seconds in.
posted by cmoj at 2:26 PM on November 22, 2010


Well, sure, but did they eat any ChexMix?
posted by jacquilynne at 2:35 PM on November 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


Holy cow! I can't believe I just watched that whole thing. How many times does this Ridge douchetruck get married?
posted by Baby_Balrog at 2:46 PM on November 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


It's astonishing how similar that plot line is to my own life.
posted by pwally at 2:56 PM on November 22, 2010 [5 favorites]


I also can't believe I just watched the whole thing. After awhile I couldn't keep the names straight. I figure it's impossible. But this graphic was a valiant effort... it was quite fun to see the timeline in the end.

Holy hell this guy married what like seven times??

And how does the girl who keeps getting saved by Egyptian/Moroccan Kings/Princes keep trying to go to the same lame dude? SHE COULD BE A QUEEN/PRINCESS

ahhhhhhhhhh
posted by The Biggest Dreamer at 3:08 PM on November 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


There used to be an ad for the show Cupid that would run on ABC that listed every single marriage All My Children's Erica Kane had over the course of the show, then said "Cupid: if only he had been there." This was back when ABC's ads for itself were actually funny, back in the day when they ran ads that did various classic movies in 30 seconds so you have more time to watch TV.
posted by NoraReed at 3:17 PM on November 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


I thought it got funnier as it went on. I started laughing. I think it is because now I know to much about Bold * Beautiful. What a shit filled show. Just full of it. Overflowing.
posted by QueerAngel28 at 8:39 PM on November 22, 2010


Ridge douchetruck

Plank Hardchest!

Big McLargeHuge!

Slab Squatthrust!

Gristle McThornbody!
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 9:59 PM on November 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


With bunnies?
posted by tresbizzare at 11:29 PM on November 22, 2010


I used to be a serious B&B watcher back in the day. It was amazing how much of that I remembered and actually understood the plot of.

Of course, when I say that, my husband laughs, and I promptly go "Excuse, but which one of us explained Hawkman/Hawkgirl continuity at length? Geeks are geeks. Don't judge, dear." :)
posted by palabradot at 6:45 AM on November 23, 2010




That's fantastic. What a totally insane show. There's more people rising from dead than in Buffy.

Some friends & I got hooked on it around the time Taylor's plane crashed & she was rescued by the prince, so I was most entertained by the back story of what happened before & after. Brooke was always on about how everything she did was "for the children! We have to think about the children!". Many of the characters have magically had head transplants over the years and the children have a genetic trait where they skip adolescence & grow up overnight.
The last time I saw it, I think Taylor was having one of her dead phases, but all of the same intertwined near-incestuous relationship tangles were STILL going. It's amazes me that you can miss years worth of episodes, go back and the exact same conversation is still happening.
posted by goshling at 9:39 PM on November 23, 2010


I miss Caroline.
posted by GaelFC at 10:10 AM on November 24, 2010


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