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Post number 9789

DragonBoy — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 16:06:09 -0800

Ladies, the Lord is no longer available for dates except in the afterlife.
I was really shocked to read about this, as I thought this guy was long since dead. It seems that Jesus, from Jesus.com was involved in an accident this morning in Westchester Pennsylvania. I'm going to Church.

By: DragonBoy

DragonBoy — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 16:09:34 -0800

Yes, I know it is not real, but I wanted to post the link exactally as I saw it in an e-mail.

By: PWA_BadBoy

PWA_BadBoy — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 16:11:34 -0800

That's not very funny :(

By: Bag Man

Bag Man — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 16:18:36 -0800

That's not very funny :( Are you kidding? This is a riot! Lighten up a little.

By: Brilliantcrank

Brilliantcrank — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 16:38:48 -0800

Mock God and shit happens.

By: Mossy

Mossy — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 16:49:37 -0800

shit tends to happen anyway - besides, that ain't God, its a dude with a beard..

By: PWA_BadBoy

PWA_BadBoy — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 16:56:33 -0800

Actually I think they featured him in a recent Maxim or Stuff magazine.. he does it to get laid

By: fujikosmurf

fujikosmurf — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:04:53 -0800

It's terrible, but damn. I can't stop laughing. I'm a horrible, horrible person.

By: kant breathe

kant breathe — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:05:51 -0800

hmmm... i wonder what mr. jesus is doing right now? and what will become of his site? what happens to a site when the creator (no pun intended) dies?

By: kindall

kindall — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:09:53 -0800

You guys do know that that's a Web site that allows you to fake up news reports about people's deaths, right?

By: foist

foist — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:12:14 -0800

hot damn, that had me going for nearly 30 secs. not bad.

By: justgary

justgary — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:13:32 -0800

He's freakin jesus. He'll rise again.

By: jcterminal

jcterminal — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:17:08 -0800

Mock shit and God happens.

By: mathowie

mathowie — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:36:01 -0800

wow, someone did this before jesus.

By: skallas

skallas — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:40:28 -0800

Got Britney too. Maybe Jesus is on a date with her in the afterlife right now.

By: th3ph17

th3ph17 — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:50:08 -0800

i just tried it with Condit on my boss. He didn't even blink. I think i've lost my credibility somehow. *sigh*

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:55:31 -0800

kant, you raise a good point. Kinda like life insurance. Unpleasant to contemplate, but after you're gone, really... who's gonna take care of the mess you've left behind?

By: machaus

machaus — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 17:57:24 -0800

The picture loads on this J-Ko one. (hoping I don't die a horrible death on a Pennsylvania turnpike for correcting Matt.)

By: isildur

isildur — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 18:22:28 -0800

I was genuinely upset about this. I really love that guy. not a funny joke at all...

By: howa2396

howa2396 — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 18:23:43 -0800

DAMNIT, its not letting me make one!

By: kingmissile

kingmissile — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 18:50:39 -0800

More people should laugh about the silly things in religion instead of getting so offended by things like Jesus.com Anybody who gets defended by something like that is just sad.

By: bunnyfire

bunnyfire — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 18:53:40 -0800

Funny how Buddha or Mohammed never seem to be a target of all the "hilarity"......

By: skallas

skallas — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 18:54:01 -0800

This hasn't been Jesus's week, especially after this incident.

By: Satapher

Satapher — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 19:06:36 -0800

jesus dead rules.

By: mathowie

mathowie — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 19:16:02 -0800

bunnyfire, I just got back from a super hottt three-way with buddha and mohammed. My man buddha is hung like a horse! And that mohammed got some great abs. (better?)

By: hincandenza

hincandenza — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 19:39:29 -0800

*cries*
posted by baby jesus at 7:27 PM PST on August 31

Hey, wow!! And I was just about to post that this is the kind of thing that would make the Baby Jesus cry! Talk about your serendipity... ;)

Ahem. My favorite fake news story URLs are the ones that use the syntax http://www.cnn.com@356731398/news/stories.. etc.., where the several digit number is the encoded IP address of the server, and the www.cnn.com gets passed as an otherwise ignored variable by the server as it serves up the news story- thus allowing the casual eye to think the URL/address line is really from cnn (or whatever) when closer inspection reveals the fake... I've actually been fooled by those on a couple of occasions...

By: jcterminal

jcterminal — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 20:49:28 -0800

"Funny how Buddha or Mohammed never seem to be a target of all the "hilarity"....." well shit homie. what's funny about buddha? he's funnier than any stories *about* him i'm sure. why do you think he's always smiling?

By: Satapher

Satapher — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 22:14:53 -0800

whats there to make fun of buddha? he was basically all like : "dude, im just a dude too. if you agree with some of the stuff im saying then that rules man. but if some of the stuff im saying doesnt really fly with you then thats cool too... just dont go boiling people in oil or some sh*t" while jesus was more like : "REPENT OR FOREVER BURN IN HELL, oh yah and i love you" but thats just me. i kinda lost my liking of christianity when my preacher told me (when i was 8) that my hindu friend would go to hell if he wasnt converted. blah.

By: ilsa

ilsa — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 22:37:42 -0800

Seriously, once knew someone who was looking forward to dying and going to heaven so she could have bang Jesus. No, Really!

By: SergeM

SergeM — Fri, 31 Aug 2001 23:39:23 -0800

OK, as per bunnyfire's suggestion:
Buddha killed in accident

By: bunnyfire

bunnyfire — Sat, 01 Sep 2001 08:35:43 -0800

Knowing it is extremely stupid to make a serious comment on a thread like this(but i never let it stop me before, right?)........it is , pardon the expression, somewhat enlightening to see the difference between eastern and western culture displayed so dramatically. In the West, it seems that no public figure is immune to ridicule, no matter what position he or she may hold-we take no one seriously, and see that as a virtue. In the east, respect -for a ruler, a parent, authority-would make our friendly little thread here quite shocking. For example-the Thai people as a group are quite fun loving. They even have a holiday where people throw buckets of water on others-strangers included. But if you step on paper currency you go to jail-a picture of the King is on it. Yes, they mean it. Cultural lesson over.

By: Sonserae

Sonserae — Sat, 01 Sep 2001 09:24:08 -0800

If you truly believe in Jesus, mocking him and impersonating him in order to fulfill all the sinful pleasures, is the true anti-thesis of Jesus and blasphemy to it's ultimate degree...so...as God would have it, lightening struck him down. I don't know if the fraudulent Jesus is having fun in heaven with the real Jesus right now....Since blasphemy is quite a sin, he might be saying, "Gee, what is that smell? Oh, it's my flesh burning!"

By: billybunny

billybunny — Sat, 01 Sep 2001 15:09:10 -0800

Maybe people don't feel the need to make fun of Mohammed or Buddah because they're not bombarded with their "messages" every day? I don't see the people at the Mosque down the street sending their kids to my door to give me pamphlets about how I'm going to burn in hell if I don't believe the same thing they do. Or maybe a guy who doesn't shave and wears a bathrobe all the time is funnier than a guy with manboobies. Hey, I just described my neighbors on either side...

By: Satapher

Satapher — Sun, 02 Sep 2001 10:15:26 -0800

haha. i wish i was insane.

By: obiwanwasabi

obiwanwasabi — Sun, 02 Sep 2001 18:59:05 -0800

You do know it's a joke, don't you Sonserae? Never mind - I've seen your site, and you don't.

By: otherchaz

otherchaz — Thu, 06 Sep 2001 07:59:25 -0800

Oh ye of little faith! Jesus has risen again in glory, as a car. But not just any car, but as a nitro burning 1400 horsepower top fuel dragster - The Big Bad Son of God