I'll have what Miley Cyrus is having
December 13, 2010 6:19 AM   Subscribe

After last week's internet release of teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus smoking a bong's worth of salvia, reports indicate that sales are rising in head shops.

After last week's internet release of teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus smoking a bong's worth of salvia, reports indicate that sales are rising in head shops.

This is mostly being reported by TMZ, who has also reported that she has been behaving like a professional on her movie set since this video came out. The 18-year-old starlet is proving to be pretty adept at keeping herself in the public eye, at least. Her dad is sad.
posted by rodmandirect (14 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Eh, TMZ is a pretty bad footing for any post and celeb gossip stuff generally needs to be done pretty well and for a compelling reason to stick around here. -- cortex



 
Really? Metafilter is /r/trees + celeb trash rag now?
posted by Old'n'Busted at 6:21 AM on December 13, 2010


Until TMZ breaks the story on Osama bin Ladin being captured by Lady Gaga, TMZ shouldn't be linked on Metafilter.
posted by shakespeherian at 6:24 AM on December 13, 2010 [2 favorites]


TMZ should leave her alone, Miley should not have to suffer for the sins of her father, RE: Achey Breaky Heart.
posted by hellojed at 6:26 AM on December 13, 2010 [1 favorite]


Really? Metafilter is /r/trees + celeb trash rag now? --- Salvia angle is slightly interested. Couldn't care less about new and exciting ways teenybopper is acting out in public.
posted by crunchland at 6:26 AM on December 13, 2010


Is there time to link to that impression of Miley Cyrus done on SNL? And Jason Sudeikis's Billy Ray? "I love my baby girl!"
posted by anniecat at 6:26 AM on December 13, 2010


Well people gotta learn somehow that salvia is boring and dumb.
posted by The Whelk at 6:27 AM on December 13, 2010 [2 favorites]


I just cracked up so hard at "Her dad is sad" and that you hyperlinked it, and I have no idea why.

It's 9:30 am here and I'm not high, but I can't stop laughing.
posted by anniecat at 6:27 AM on December 13, 2010


Is there any way to tell the difference on video between someone smoking pot and someone smoking salvia? I didn't realize the effects on someone were so similar (the box of Frosted Flakes in the background of the video cracked me up).
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:28 AM on December 13, 2010 [1 favorite]


IS THAT MY BOYFRIEND
OR IS THIS A BAD TRIP
PARTY IN THE USA!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:28 AM on December 13, 2010 [1 favorite]


Cue an avalanche of bans by local governments, similar to Four Loko.
posted by electroboy at 6:29 AM on December 13, 2010


She's cultivating a smoking habit to justify the smoker's voice.
posted by Joe Beese at 6:30 AM on December 13, 2010


TPS: the effects are pretty dissimilar actually. Salvia makes you go from 0 to full on spaceblast tripping in a single hit. Pot takes hours and just makes you giggly.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:30 AM on December 13, 2010 [2 favorites]


Also, I originally read it as "saliva" and thought it was gross.
posted by anniecat at 6:31 AM on December 13, 2010


Shush, the Whelk. Salvia makes my gravity go all wonky. That is exciting for about as long as salvia lasts.
posted by Rory Marinich at 6:32 AM on December 13, 2010 [1 favorite]


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