Double Dream Hands!!

December 14, 2010 11:31 AM

"John Jacobson teaches his original choreography for the song Planet Rock. Planet Rock is an original composition of John Jacobson and all credit goes to him. The original video is also available for free viewing on his website. Enjoy the video, and may your double dream hands stay dreamy!"
posted by SkylitDrawl (18 comments total)

Shoulder shoulder shoulder.

Also, he ran for Congress.
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 11:39 AM on December 14, 2010

Also works with the original!
posted by googly at 11:41 AM on December 14, 2010 [2 favorites]

I'm glad to know that the inclusion of the word "Front" in the title of the video was a helpful identifier.

Also, I see the song is co-written by Mac Huff, whose name brought back vivid flashbacks of my days as a counselor at a summer music camps....
posted by Thomas Tallis is my Homeboy at 11:47 AM on December 14, 2010

Who is this decidedly unfunky khaki-wearing cracker and where the fuck is Afrika?
posted by loquacious at 11:49 AM on December 14, 2010 [2 favorites]

Two comments up.
posted by mrgrimm at 11:51 AM on December 14, 2010

Looks exactly like Kenneth Parcell to me.

But I'll be damned if he doesn't have some filthy, filthy moves.
posted by Admiral Haddock at 11:51 AM on December 14, 2010 [1 favorite]

We're not laughing with you, John...
posted by valkyryn at 12:02 PM on December 14, 2010

Even Up with People would call this guy 'teh lamez'.
posted by tomb at 12:04 PM on December 14, 2010

I see your Double Dream Hands and I raise you four more double dream hands. Plus explosions and stuff.
posted by 23skidoo at 12:07 PM on December 14, 2010 [2 favorites]

wait, two more. (math is hard)
posted by 23skidoo at 12:07 PM on December 14, 2010

Even Up with People would call this guy 'teh lamez'.

He's actually not a bad dancer, considering the lame choreography.
posted by muddgirl at 12:08 PM on December 14, 2010

I like how his freestyle is pretty much the Carlton dance.
posted by mhum at 12:25 PM on December 14, 2010 [2 favorites]

loquacious, if googly's YouTube Doubler link doesn't work for you, there's this.
posted by revgeorge at 12:34 PM on December 14, 2010

Ow. My Eyes! What did I just watch?! the burning... when will it stop?
posted by TheCoug at 12:37 PM on December 14, 2010

loquacious, if googly's YouTube Doubler link doesn't work for you, there's this.

It's mainly a rhetorical question. Afrika's right here kicking it and having some coffee, playing some beats.

My main problem is that even after five attempts I can't seem to get past the first set of "double dream hands" without bleeding from all my face-holes and passing out. Each time I wake up in a pool of blood face down on the floor and the video is (mercifully) over.
posted by loquacious at 12:48 PM on December 14, 2010

loquacious, if googly's YouTube Doubler link doesn't work for you, there's this yt .
posted by revgeorge at 3:34 PM on December 14 [+] [!]

Wow. Nice find. Further proof that basically every idea has already been thought and posted somewhere on the internet.
posted by googly at 1:44 PM on December 14, 2010

Well, he seems to be having fun.
posted by From Bklyn at 4:19 AM on December 15, 2010

My little sister performed with him once. I'll see if she'll write a bit about it for me to post here.
posted by betty botter at 11:26 AM on December 15, 2010